IN THE SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN: THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT ELVIRA

     DON’T GIVE ME NO SHIT ABOUT THIS ONE. I LOVE ELVIRA. I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET HER BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAS FUNNY AND SHE HAD A GREAT SET OF BOOBS. I HAPPEN TO HAVE FOUND THIS GEM OF A REALITY SHOW ON HULU. LOL THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE IT A TRY.
http://www.hulu.com/the-search-for-the-next-elvira
ALSO YOU CAN CHECK OUT HER TV SHOW SHE USED TO DO CALLED ELVIRA’S MOVIE MACABRE. I USED TO LOVE THIS SHOW.
http://www.hulu.com/elviras-movie-macabre
AGAIN, YOU ARE WELCOME.
LOVE ALWAYS.

MY HALLOWEEN 2010 MOVIE LIST

    I WILL BE PRETTY BUSY WITH THE KIDS THIS HALLOWEEN. I HAVE A HALLOWEEN PARTY, A SCHOOL COSTUME PARADE, AND THEN TRICK-OR-TREATING. I’M PRETTY LUCKY THOUGH BECAUSE MY KIDS DON’T LIKE TO TRICK-OR-TREAT THAT MUCH. THEY ARE ALL ABOUT THE COSTUMES, THE CANDY, AND THE HORROR MOVIE MARATHON!  WE ALWAYS EAT TAKE OUT (USUALLY PIZZA) AND PLOP DOWN IN THE LIVING ROOM TO WATCH SERIAL KILLERS, GHOULS, AND MONSTERS TAKE OVER THE AIR WAVES. THIS YEAR I'VE PUT TOGETHER A SWEET LIST, IN MY OPINION AT LEAST, OF SOME CHOICE MOVIES THAT WE WILL BE WATCHING THIS HALLOWEEN WEEKEND. (P.S. IF YOU DON’T GOT NETFLIX, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU GET IT. IT’S GOT SOME SWEET HORROR MOVIES. OLDER ONES AND NEWER ONES, SO YOU CAN DECIDE HOW YOU WANT TO SPEND YOU HALLOW’S EVE…) I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK NETFLIX FOR THE MOVIE DESCRIPTIONS.

• TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING-The genesis of the monstrous Leatherface is recounted in this shocking slasher flick, which begins as two Vietnam-bound brothers, out for a last fling with their girlfriends, crash their Jeep -- and end up in a heap of trouble. Next thing you know, a psycho sheriff ushers them into a place where terror awaits in the form of young Leatherface.
• HALLOWEEN (ROB ZOMBIE REMAKE)-Directed by Rob Zombie, this reimagining of the original Halloween horror flick finds masked sociopathic killer Michael Myers on the run from the mental institution where he's been committed since he was 10 years old. Immediately returning to his home town of Haddonfield, Myers haunts teenager Laurie Strode -- and has no qualms about killing anyone who crosses his path.
• THE MONSTER SQUAD-Dracula, the Wolfman, Frankenstein, the Mummy and Gill Man descend on a tiny town in search of a diabolically powerful amulet. But only 12-year-old Sean and his gang of monster-obsessed misfits can save the day in this overlooked 1987 horror comedy.
• RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 3-Teen sweethearts Curt and Julie are shocked when they uncover the secret work of government scientists who are reanimating the dead for military use. But when Julie dies in a motorcycle accident, the grieving Curt drags her corpse to the lab, hoping to bring her back. With the feds intent on resurrecting Julie's hot zombie bod, the undying lovers set off on a heart-stopping joyride through the bowels of hell
• THE RAGE: CARRIE 2- After her only friend, Lisa, commits suicide, telekinetic outsider Rachel Lang embarks on a path of vengeance against the popular kids who drove Lisa to plunge off the high school roof in this nail-biting sequel. Soon, Rachel's destructive powers become obvious to school counselor Sue Snell, who survived the original Carrie's prom night massacre -- but will she be able to prevent a repeat of the carnage?
• STEPHEN KING’S CAT’S EYE- Three short stories by shock-meister Stephen King are linked by a stray cat that roams from one tale to the next in this creepy triptych that begins as Dick tries to quit smoking by any means necessary. Next, we meet Johnny, an adulterous man who's forced by his lover's husband onto a building's hazardous ledge. Finally, Amanda is threatened by an evil gnome who throws suspicion on the family cat.
• ED GEIN: THE BUTCHER OF PLAINFIELD- In this thriller based on the real-life story of the notorious rural Wisconsin serial killer, police discover a grisly scene at the secluded home of outcast Ed Gein. The gruesome find sends shockwaves across the country and haunts imaginations with the details of the demented killer's deeds. Gein's personality brings to mind Psycho's Norman Bates, Silence of the Lamb's Buffalo Bill and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre's Leatherface
• BATMAN: UNDER THE RED HOOD- There's a mystery afoot in Gotham City when a shadowy vigilante known only as Red Hood sets his mind to stalking Batman and his former sidekick, Dick Grayson  -- who now goes by the heroic name of Nightwing. But the duo can't get too distracted, lest they fall prey to three familiar nemeses: the Joker, Ra's al Ghul and Black Mask.
• LIMBO- Big-city lawyer Adam Moses refuses to hand over evidence to a mobster, leading to a rooftop shoot-out. He takes a bullet, but it causes no physical effect; instead, it sends him into a repeating time loop. Pondering his moral obligation, Moses decides to use his recurring hour to save a doomed gambler's life. Writer-director Thomas Ikimi presents this neo-noir thriller in moody black-and-white
• DELICATESSEN- Gentle clown Louison moves into a tenement with a deli on the ground floor and falls for the butcher's daughter, Julie. But it's soon discovered that her father is really butchering people (à la Sweeney Todd) and selling the meat to tenants. At a crossroads, Julie must decide whether to remain loyal to her father or expose him to save Louison from becoming the next entrée
• PUPPET MASTER- In director David Schmoeller's taut chiller, perverse master puppeteer Andre Toulon harnesses the power of ancient Egyptian magic to breathe life into his crew of marionettes, who morph into demonic killers. Many years later, a group of modern psychics looking for clues to explain a mutual friend's mysterious suicide end up trapped in a creepy hotel stalked by Toulon's miniature assassins.
• PUPPET MASTER 2: HIS UNOLY CREATIONS- A gang of ghoulish, supernatural puppets uses an Egyptian brain serum to resurrect their long-dead creator, Andre Toulon, who promptly orders his marionette minions to drain the brains of a team of scientists. Meanwhile, Toulon falls for Carolyn, whom he believes to be the reincarnation of his lost love.
• NOSFERATU- Many horror-film fanatics call F.W. Murnau's silent German classic starring Max Schreck -- who sports grotesque makeup that transforms him into a symbol of pestilence and decay -- the scariest Dracula adaptation ever. The chilling tale kicks off when a real estate agent (Gustav von Wangenheim) begins conducting business with eerie Count Orlok (Schreck), who goes on a rampage when he becomes obsessed with the man's comely wife (Greta Schröder).

 

***AS OF RIGHT NOW THIS IS THE PLAN, ALTHOUGH, I MIGHT ADD MORE MOVIES***

LOVE ALWAYS.

HAPPY HULU-WEEN

HEY GUYS IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE STUCK BEHIND A COMPUTER ON HALLOWEEN OR YOU PREFER BEING ON A COMPUTER THAN HULU’S GOT SOME COOL MOVIES AND CLIPS LINED UP FOR YOU! THEY HAVE CLASSIC TERRORS ALL THE WAY TO SERIAL KILLERS. IT’S SOMETHING TO WATCH THIS HALLOWEEN IF YOU CAN’T GET TO THE MOVIE RENTAL PLACE OR YOU PRFER DIGITAL COMPANY OVER REALITY. (WHICH IS OK BECAUSE SOMETIMES I PREFER IT TOO.) CLICK THE LINK AND ENJOY! YOUR WELCOME.

HULU-WEEN (HULU MOVIES FOR HALLOWEEN)

LOVE ALWAYS!

URBAN DICTIONARY: RULE 34

RULE 34 MEANS: Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject. Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question. Most commonly used on various message boards for various reasons, from humor to cruelty.

SIMPLY PUT: If it exists, there is porn of it.

DIRTY JOKES…

    OK SO I’M SITTING HERE FEELING BORED AND WHEN I GET BORED I USUALLY GET IN TROUBLE. SO RIGHT NOW I’M LOOKING UP SO DIRTY JOKES. IT’S EITHER I DO THAT OR I BEAT UP SOMEONE. SERIOUSLY, WHEN I SAY THAT I GET IN TROUBLE WHEN I’M BORED, I MEAN IT. IT’S  NOT PRETTY. SO HERE ARE SOME JOKES THAT ARE SURE TO KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED.

1)HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN SCREAM

There were these three guys outside of a bar. There was a black guy, a white guy, and a chinese guy. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgious women.
Well they made a bet to see who could make the woman scream.
The black guy goes in a comes out and the women is laughing, and then the white guys goes in, well after he comes out she is laughing even harder.
The chinese guy goes in and a after a few minutes she is screaming bloody murder. Then he comes out, and the other two guys said how did you do that, and the chinese guy goes "Me chinese, me play trick, me put hot sauce on my dick.”

 

2) PSYCHIATRIST OBSERVATIONS

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

3) AN ODE TO ORAL SEX

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.

4) CONDOM SLOGANS

1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love

5) LETTUCE AND TOMATOES

One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatoes"
So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatoes, lettuce, tomatoes, tomatoes"
Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said
"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonnaise on me"!

6) THE STUCK VIBRATOR

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.
She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.
So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."
"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries? "

7) WHERE BABIES COME FROM

One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie? Why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing sort of stands up, and the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's where babies come from."
Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye, and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from. That's where jewelry comes from."

8) THE STUPIDITY TEST

1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
True or False
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False
3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False
5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False
6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False
7. Semen is a term for sailors.
True or False
8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False
9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False
10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False
11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
True or False
12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False
13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
True or False
14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False
15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
True or False
16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False
17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False
18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
True or False
20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False
21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False
22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
True or False
23. Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

If you Answered TRUE to any of these questions, you are stupid!

 

9) SEX FOR FOOD

There once was three guys who didn't have any money. or any food.
They had been stealing food for the past couple of days and still weren't satisfied.
One guy finally said ,"Wouldn't it be better to ask for food instead of stealing it ?"
They all agreed so one day they went up to this house and rang the door bell . An old lady answered .
They asked her for food . She said she would only give them food if they slept with her .
The first guy refused and so did the second, but the third guy was so hungry that he agreed.
She took him into her barn and said to get started.
He said he wanted to blindfold her and she agreed because she was so desperate.
Once blindfolded he took a piece of corn and started fucking her with it. He threw that piece of corn out the barn window and took another piece of corn and started fucking her with that one.
Afterwards she fed him like she said she would and he left .
The two other guys told him they couldn't believe he had done that for food, especially since they had found free corn around the side of the barn…

10) THE CREATION OF A PUSSY

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

 

THOSE WERE SOME DIRTY JOKES HUH? YEAH, I THINK THE LAST ONE WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITES! IT WAS PRETTY DIRTY. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!

LOVE ALWAYS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIZZY GILLESPIE

      Ah, Jazz! I love it. There is nothing better than watching the rain hitting your window and listening to the soulful sound of jazz. In every jazz song you can hear the pain, love, sadness, etc. belt out with every note. It’s got to be one of the most emotional genre of music. I believe that all music is full of emotion. The best songs can make you feet whatever emotion the writer intended.

   And today is the birthday of one of Jazz’s most well-known artist, Dizzy Gillespie, born October 21, 1917. He died on January 6, 1993 of pancreatic cancer. But he music is still heard across the world. Best listened to on old records, but can he be purchased on CD. He is famous for he signature bent trumpet and those round puffed up cheeks. Several cartoons have been drawn depicting those round puffed up cheeks. I’ve included an article from wikipedia.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dizzy_Gillespie

Also you can check out some of his music here.

Dizzy and Louis Armstrong- Umberella Man

Dizzy- Salt Peanuts

Dizzy Gillespie- A Night In Tunisia

I hope you guys enjoy the music. I truly enjoyed listening to it as I looked for it. Of course, I invite you guys to take it one step further and look up some more classic from him.

Love Always.

My Imagination plus Medical Knowledge Makes Waiting For Test Results Funny.

    I consider myself a very patient individual. I got three kids, and they know how to test your patience. I’ve been in pain lately. I have chronic back pain. So I went to my doctor to get checked out. He had me do an x-ray of my back and then an ultrasound of my kidneys. Sounds weird huh? I complain of back pain, and it must be my kidneys. How weird is that? After doing those tests I still have a MRI to do coming up tomorrow. He says to me that he can’t prescribe any medication until he gets the results back from these tests.

    The worse part is the wait. The radiologist has to look and interpret the test. The he sends the report to my doctor, who then decides what treatment is necessary. And while all this is happening, I’m here at my house waiting. And waiting. In pain. And while I am sitting here in pain, my mind is creating these weird diseases that I might have. What mutations could be growing in my spine? People like me, with my imagination and medical knowledge, shouldn’t be kept waiting. I’ve come up with about thirty diseases that I could possibly have. What the hell is taking so long? Why can’t I get a damn phone call letting me know that I’m not horribly disfigured? Or that I don’t have a Costa Rican larvae living in my spinal fluid!

    So today a letter arrived in the mail from my doctor. I just knew it was going to say that I needed to have a surgery to remove my spine and swap it out for a new. ( Yes, I know that’s not possible, but with the new tech we got now in the medical field, anything is possible.) I took a deep breath before I opened the letter. I carefully read it. And then I read it again. What?? I found out that there was nothing wrong with my back. The x-ray was normal. In fact, the radiologist said that my spine was “unremarkable”. Kind of makes me feel like my spine isn’t special. “Unremarkable” makes it seems as if my spine actually bored the radiologist to death as he looked at it. Damn. I’m happy that I don’t’ have spine degeneration T-virus infection, but I think if I was the radiologist, I would have jazzed up the report better. I would have said that the spine was “comfortably resting in the back of an African goddess and that the spine was the best looking spine I’d ever seen”. But then again that’s just me.

    For now, I’m satisfied with the results of the x-ray. But I still got to wait for the results of the ultrasound of the kidneys and the MRI. It’s just something else for me to obsess over. As I wait for those results, I’m already thinking about what type of mutant x virus could be festering in my kidneys. I’ve even checked to see if I had scars from being secretly operated on and had my kidneys stolen to be sold on the black market. Nah, that can’t be it. The Ultrasound Tech would have jumped up and notified her supervisor if she couldn’t located my kidneys. Oh, well. I guess I will just have to wait to see what the doctor says about my kidneys. I will keep you posted!

Love Always.

CSI MIAMI: SEE NO EVIL EPISODE

CSI MIAMI SEE NO EVIL

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DIA DE LOS MUERTOS HISTORY

More than 500 years ago, when the Spanish Conquistadors landed in what is now Mexico, they encountered natives practicing a ritual that seemed to mock death.

It was a ritual the indigenous people had been practicing at least 3,000 years. A ritual the Spaniards would try unsuccessfully to eradicate. A ritual known today as Día de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead. The ritual is celebrated in Mexico and certain parts of the United States, including the Valley.

Celebrations are held each year in Mesa, Chandler, Guadalupe and at Arizona State University. Although the ritual has since been merged with Catholic theology, it still maintains the basic principles of the Aztec ritual, such as the use of skulls.

Today, people don wooden skull masks called calacas and dance in honor of their deceased relatives. The wooden skulls are also placed on altars that are dedicated to the dead. Sugar skulls, made with the names of the dead person on the forehead, are eaten by a relative or friend, according to Mary J. Adrade, who has written three books on the ritual.

The Aztecs and other Meso-American civilizations kept skulls as trophies and displayed them during the ritual. The skulls were used to symbolize death and rebirth.

The skulls were used to honor the dead, whom the Aztecs and other Meso-American civilizations believed came back to visit during the monthlong ritual.

Unlike the Spaniards, who viewed death as the end of life, the natives viewed it as the continuation of life. Instead of fearing death, they embraced it. To them, life was a dream and only in death did they become truly awake.

"The pre-Hispanic people honored duality as being dynamic," said Christina Gonzalez, senior lecturer on Hispanic issues at Arizona State University. "They didn't separate death from pain, wealth from poverty like they did in Western cultures."

However, the Spaniards considered the ritual to be sacrilegious. They perceived the indigenous people to be barbaric and pagan.

In their attempts to convert them to Catholicism, the Spaniards tried to kill the ritual.

But like the old Aztec spirits, the ritual refused to die.

To make the ritual more Christian, the Spaniards moved it so it coincided with All Saints' Day and All Souls' Day (Nov. 1 and 2), which is when it is celebrated today.

Previously it fell on the ninth month of the Aztec Solar Calendar, approximately the beginning of August, and was celebrated for the entire month. Festivities were presided over by the goddess Mictecacihuatl. The goddess, known as "Lady of the Dead," was believed to have died at birth, Andrade said.

Today, Day of the Dead is celebrated in Mexico and in certain parts of the United States and Central America. In rural Mexico, people visit the cemetery where their loved ones are buried. They decorate gravesites with marigold flowers and candles. They bring toys for dead children and bottles of tequila to adults. They sit on picnic blankets next to gravesites and eat the favorite food of their loved ones. In Guadalupe, the ritual is celebrated much like it is in rural Mexico.

In the United States and in Mexico's larger cities, families build altars in their homes, dedicating them to the dead. They surround these altars with flowers, food and pictures of the deceased. They light candles and place them next to the altar.

: http://www.azcentral.com/ent/dead/articles/dead-history.html#ixzz12fsC2LH4

Foot Worshipers International

     I found this really cool website while I was looking through some really interesting groups on Facebook. (www.facebook.com) I didn’t know there were so many groups devoted to different kinds of fetishes! I can honestly tell you that I will be on Facebook for a very long time looking at these groups. But one group, totally caught my eye. It was a group for foot worshipers. And they actually have a website about how beautiful a woman’s feet are. Us as women spend so much money, time, and effort on our feet. It’s it time we get the appreciation that we deserve? If we totaled all the money we have spent on pedicures and shoes alone in our lifetime, we probably could have bought a condo!! These website can tell you how to get your woman to let you worship her feet. (It’s about damn time, if don’t say so myself.) Check it out.  I encourage the women to check it out too because it nice to get a foot massage after a long days work. It can also help you get your hubby to pay some close attention to those well pedicured toes and those precious pampered feet.  Here’s the site: http://www.footworshipinternational.com/starthere.html

Love Always.

My Video Game Playlist

     It’s no secret that your girl loves to play video games. In fact, my Xbox 360 is considered a member of my family! My favorite games to play are war games like the Call Of Duty series. And when I’m killing the enemy team I like to have my music blaring in my ears. So here is my play list that is sure to get you amped to all those kill streaks and run circles around the enemy team. Besides if you don’t like my playlist, fuck your couch. I recommend checking out some of the songs you’ve never heard before that may be on my list. It’s fun to hear new music, and enrich your life.

Love Always.

 

Just Dance- Lady Gaga

Paparazzi- Lady Gaga

Poker Face- Lady Gaga

Fucked Up Situtation-Angie Martinez

Where’s Your Head At- Basement Jaxx

I Am The Walrus- The Beatles

Foxy- Beyonce

How You Like It- Beyonce

Ugly- Bubba Sparxx Featuring Timbaland

Glycerine- Bush

Touch It- Busta Rhymes

Negra Tomasa- Caifanes

In My Place- Coldplay

Just Like Heaven- The Cure

I Wanna Get High- Cypress Hill

40 Oz.- D-12

I Believe In a Thing Called Love- The Darkness

No Morira- DLG

Bodies- Drowing Pool

Suavamente- Elvis Crespo

Hope- Faith Evans

Clumsy- Fergie

Glamorous- Fergie

London Bridge- Fergie

Barracuda- Fergie Remix

Georgia- Ludacris

Where’d You Go- Fort Minor

All That I Got Is You- Ghost Face Killah

I Miss You- Incubus

Pardon Me- Incubus

Yo Quiero Bailar- Ivy Queen

Nothing Like This- J Dilla

Jigga What/Faint mashup- Jay-z and Linkin Park

The Wind  Cries Mary- Jimi Hendrix

Fotografia- Los Juanes and Nelly Fertado

A Dios Le Pido- Los Juanes

Flashing Lights- Kanye West

Good Life- Kanye West

Got The Life- Korn

Freak On A Leash- Korn

Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You- Lauren Hill

Lost Ones- Lauren Hill

To Zion- Lauren Hill

Crawling- Linkin Park

Faint- Linkin Park

Numb- Linkin Park

Gossip Folks- Missy Elliot

Angel De Amor- Mana

Sex And Candy- Marcy Playground

Tainted Love- Marilyn Manson

Float On- Modest Mouse

Umi Says- Mos Def

I’m Not Okay- My Chemical Romance

Welcome To The Black Parade- My Chemical Romance

Closer- Nine Inch Nails

Blue Monday- Orgy

B.O.B.- OutKast

Where Is My Mind?- Pixies

Smack My Bitch Up- Prodigy

Domestic Violence- RZA aka Bobby Digital

Ice Cream- Wu Tang Clan

Closing Time- Semisonic

Bones- The Killers

Mr. Brightside- The Killers

Island In The Sun- Weezer

Heart Of Glass- Blondie

Rapture- Blondie

Breathe- Blu Cantrell featuring Sean Paul

Adventures In Craigslist #2- The Ad

   So I was trolling through Craigslist one night looking for free stuff, and clicking on the topics to see what’s going on. Some of my favorite topics to read on is the “Rants and Raves”, “Missed Connections”, and  the various “Looking For….”personals. There are some very sweet and romantic ads along with some scary erotic ones. The “Casual Encounters” section is the place people post ads looking to hook up real quick. There can be pictures of people’s faces and pictures of peoples genitals. But it’s always fun to read the ads. I started to wonder what kind of responses people get after posting in the personal section.So I decided I’m going to place a dirty ad for fun to see what kind of response I would get if I placed a highly erotic ad on Craigslist. The most evilest grin twisted up my lips as I wrote the ad. I knew it was gonna be good.
     I knew it needed to have confidence, passion, and I knew it had to be contain the right language to attract people to my ad. Here is what I placed on the personals:
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Worship me. - w4m
I'm 5'7 135 lbs carmel skin.Big juicy lips and sexy smile
Looking for white male, 29-40
Who loves to worship blk female. I want anal, feet, and oral worship.
There will be no sex. We can meet in a car in VJO this week. No I am not a pro. I just know what I like and what I want.
You must live near VJO or Benicia, and have a car. :-) Love getting my pussy eaten in a car. Let me cum on your face. Your pic gets mines ;-)

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Juicy ad huh? I thought so. And apparantly so did the several replies that I got. I was so tickled with how many replies I got. Some were really juicy and some were very perverted and almost creepy. One guy actually was waiting in a car in a parking lot answering ads on craigslist on his Iphone! Holy crap! I even had to ask him what he was doing in a parking lot. He never told me why. Dam if my ad had been a real looking for someone to screw, why would I want a creepy guy waiting in a parking lot looking for unsuspecting victims! I will post up the replies,  but I will not post up their emails, no matter how creepy the person is. LOL. I guess the guys that were replying to my ad got mad because I wasn’t emailing them or because I wasn’t meeting all these guys for sex because they had my post flagged for removal. LMFAO I will also post the letter from Craigslist saying that my ad was flagged and removed. I had to laugh at that. Enjoy the replies.

• Sounds wonderful. White male here who fits your billing I do have a pic for you if you're still seeking someone. I have a car. I'm safe, d/d free and will make you cum hard! All I need you to do is wear a skirt to make things easy
  Nick
• Hi, I would rather enjoy worshipping you. tell me what you need and i will follow like a good little pet. I will eat your pussy and enjoy the cum that is smoothered all over my face. I am really motivated to do this, please give me the oppurtunity to be your little pet. Jim
• Hi! LOVED your ad! I'd be happy to meet anyplace you like and worship your feet, ass, and pussy for as long as you'd like. The idea of you cumming all over my face is terribly exciting! I have a SUV, and the back seats are pretty comfy. I'd be happy to plant my face where it belongs for as long as you'll allow...
  SWM, 5'10", 180 lbs, SnP hair, blue eyes. HWP, DDF, and orally fixated. Pix attached. Hope to hear from you soon!
• I DO!!!!....want to feel wanted  :) Got alot of attention ,tongue and fun to give that special someone...not looking for anything serious because i am unhappily attatched..:) send pic and then i will do same..we can sext chat til time is right...really just looking for a friend :) u got knocking app?? :)
• Sounds hot; I live in Benicia and LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to eat pussy.  Even hotter to do it in the back of my pick-up truck.  If you're you still looking I am definately interested - 41 y/o WM, 5'8", 175#, lean, muscular build.  Drop a line if you're still looking and interested
• My name is Danny.Im a 29 year old white male.Im 5'8 145 pounds with blue eyes.I love your ad.Im not looking for sex at all.I love,love,love to worship black females.I love feet very much.I love to kiss,lick,and suck on feet and toes.I love a nice ass that i can worship for as long as you want.I love to kiss,lick,and suck a nice sweet asshole.I love to eat pussy as well.I love a wet juicy pussy i can worship until you cum over and over again.Im 100% real and would really love to meet you.Id love to do this in my car.I live in Martinez right over the Benicia bridge.I can be to you in 10-15 minutes.I have mornings and days open.Im sure you will get alot of respones to your ad.I can tell you that i really do love to worship black females.I will take my time with you and treat you the way you deserve to be treated.I hope you read this and give me a chance.Here is a pic for you.Take care and i hope we can meet up.Danny
• Hello,
  I just read your post on craigslist and would love to lick worship your sexy body!
  I am a 40 year old professional pilot living in Benicia and have a car  :)
  I have attached  a pic, am 5'10  160lbs with dark hair, hazel eyes and often told I have a Tom Cruise resemblance.  I am well endowed at over 7 inches and I LOVE to give oral...when it cums to giving oral...both anal and vaginal....I just cant get enough!!!
  I am world traveled, can carry a great conversation, fun, respectul and kinky!
  Im just waiting to hear back from you...
• Love me a fine black lady. Let's meet up so I can lick n suck u dry. I live in vallejo
• im a latino but yes to read you add
  gotme to tink thats  what i lake  wooow
  i do live in vjo
• don't know about the car part I drive a single cab truck....but I have ENDLESS EXPERIENCE with my tongue....actually enjoy oral (giving) more than sex
  Joel
• Are you still looking I'm a w/m 6'2'' blk/brn I want to be your oral slave I can host in the east bay at my house I live alone and I will pick you up and bring you home I'll be your personal driver. I could really give you the treatment you need on every part of your body I can use my mouth for hours till you cum in my mouth and then your feet and ass let me know and good luck on your search.
• Hello how U doing? I seen Ur CL posing, I like what I read, I don't want to write too much, I want to make sure Ur not SPAM of a BOT maybe a Fake posting or a picture collector!
  I'm 100% REAL, I'm single and not bounded to any restrictions. I'm outgoing, fun, live to laugh and love I'm an understanding and liberal person with a humble side that’s well mannered. I’m Puerto Rican Black & Indian 5'10" 190 from New York City lbs with a athletic, 8.5 TO 9 when turned on; I work out daily, clean discreet and fun to be around. I'm open to new and exciting things I love to be filmed and photographed where ever our adventures take us I'm open to making it happen. If you like what u read & see then get back to me.
• White Male
  5'11 185#
  8X6"  long lasting
  talented oralist  LOL
  420 friendly
• Hello I saw your add on cl and I am interested...I love black girls and I am always down for a good time...I am 5 10 white athletic not skinny but not fat 7.5in blue eyes brown hair...I would love to have a fun buddy it can be ongoing if we both feel it or it can b a 1 time thing or whatever we make out of it...I do enjoy eating pussy :) and like every guy love great head but I enjoy giving more then recieving...here r some pics hope too here back from u soon and maybe we can meet up sometime...the 2nd  pic im on the left I live in Rodeo right across the bridge from vallejo
• Hi there I'm a white young 60 that would love to worship you. I'm a little older than your add but I have a very high sex drive and I could satisfy you orally, never eaten a blk pussy would love to. e 5ft8in185lbs clean and safe you must be also, Ipractice good hygiene My pic I am the 2nd from left your response get my cell# then we can meet to see if we hit it off.
• Hello,
  I love to eat pussy.... a lot. Also love anal, will suck on your toes and just
  about anything else you might want to try. I live in the southern part of
  American Canyon and do have a car. I'm very real and very interested.
• White male here in VJO 33 years old.. single.,
  can play in mornings only.. I only eat fresh showered pussy.. and I eat like its a meal.. dont know if you can handle me
  eating pussy.. my picture is attached.. im serious.. we can even get a cheap room just to eat youre pussy and ass
• Can I put my tounge up your ass mike Novato
• Just in case you change your mind and want asian guy..i am her living in hercules..i can just cross the bridge and can eat your pussy at the park and ride at the bus terminal or at the marina.....
• Baby,  let me lick that sweet pussy and ass for you till you
  cum al over my face.. love to suck on your feet and toe's till
  you pussy can't take it any more.  I am very fit, very clean,
  I can be there in less then a hour
• Hi
  Wm 35yo 5-9 165 vgl and an oral freak.  I get off more on giving than receiving.  What you propose sounds incredibly sexy to me and I'd luv the opportunity if this interests you.  I have a car and can meet in Vallejo or I can host daytime in Napa (nice house).  NSA only and please be discreet.
• Hi. Loved your post. 'm a tall, handsome, healthy white guy.  LOVE worshipping orally.  And love having my face cummed on as much as you want.Do you also enjoy having your ass licked deeply?  That is a turn on for me as well. I am also into kinkier things with this if you want (name calling, slapping, even golden showers etc....).anyway, here is a pic.  Let me know what you think. Mike
• I am a white male, 40, very sensual.  I love black women they are so sexy.  I would love to worship oral, feet and any thing you would like.  I have a car and I am close to VJO.  I would love to eat your pussy in my car.  I hope you are interested and we can do this.
• Hi there, 32 year old white guy here that would love you to cum on my face as i worship that sweet caramel pussy.I love black girls, love to tongue your ass and pussy to make you cum so hard.I'm 5'10, brown hair, blue eyes, and a pretty laid back guy that's easy to get along with. My car has privacy glass, so we can get a little nasty in the back seat.I'll be in Vallejo this week, my job keeps me mobile. So what do you think, want to get together and see if we can have some fun?  M
• How about an older guy thats loves eating pussy in the front seat of his truck. WM age 50 5'9 160 pounds slim build hairy chest. Nice firm hands for rubbing and stroking, talented im waiting for ur reply I have a tongue for liking and sucking and a great imagination. Let me know.
• im waiting for ur reply im in the carls jr parking lot next to marine world.im not on my comp im on my iphone
• I am visiting the Benicia area this week staying at the Best Western, I am able to host in my room to worship your feet, ass and pussy. I would like to eat your pussy to many orgasm with no reciprocation. white, 45, 5'11", 190. Dave.
• hey there ;) ... I would love to worship you! I have one major turn on and that is to see a women in total pleasure. I love to make a women squirt and cum over and over.. I will be your slave.. I am very talented ;)

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  All in all I got 62+ replies… I omitted a few of them because they didn’t say much or they were boring to read or they were just pictures. And you guys know that if I’m not willing to post up their information, then I’m not going to post up their pics. Anyway, after awhile Craigslist sent me an email notifying me that my ad was flagged for removal. Like I said before these horny guys were pissed because I didn’t reply to them, send them dirty pics, or meet them for random sex. Seriously though, do they really think that a girl would be stupid enough to go to meet a guy at a hotel room, parking lot or some random truck stop? How scary and creepy is that thought. At least I know that if I ever really wanted to post up an ad looking for random sex  that I would have lots of fellow perverts to choose from. Some of the emailed pics were of penises and some were of their faces. I think Maybe one of the guys were cute. LOL Maybe I should write him back. Anyway, here is the email from Craigslist telling me about my posting.

Your posting has been flagged for removal. Approximately 98% of postings removed are in violation of craigslist posting guidelines. Please make sure you are abiding by all posted site rules, including our terms of use: http://www.craigslist.org/about/terms.of.use.html If you need help figuring out why your posting was flagged, try asking in our flag help forum: http://forums.craigslist.org/?forumID=3. Include posting title, body, category, city, how often posted, any images, HTML markup, etc. If your posting was wrongly flagged down (2% of flagged ads are) please accept our apologies and feel free to repost. Sorry for the hassle, and thanks for your understanding.

    I can say that honestly I had so much fun doing this little experiment of mine. I do feel kind of bad for the pervs out there that really had their hopes set on meeting some random horny chick. I hope they ended up finding what they were looking for. What other experiments can I try on CL. I guess you guys will just have to wait and see!
Love Always.

Adventures in Craigslist

     One of my favorite website to browse through has got to be Craigslist.org.  Everything is there. You can find just about anything there. Whether you are looking for a free couch or you want to find someone who wants a one night stand, it’s listed there on Craigslist.  So I’ve decided to show some of the things that I’ve posted in Craigslist or items/posts that I’ve come across. It will be a new blog called Adventures In Craigslist. I hope each of your enjoy and follow me while I post up weird, fun, cool, or thoughtful posts on craigslist. One time I actually found an ad on CL for used catheters! In case you don’t know what a catheter is let me explain for you. A catheter is inserted into the urethra  and is connected to a bag so you don’t have to get up out of the bed to use the rest room. They are primarily used on patients  that are put on bed or can’t get up to use the restroom. I was totally grossed out to see someone actually giving away several USED catheters. I actually should have saved the post and asked them if they had any takers. EEEEEWWWW! But hey it’s craigslist.

     Craigslist.org has been mentioned in several T.V. shows and movies. It is a huge website and you can browse several locations in the U.S. or several different countries. I have used craigslist to research the average amount of apartments in London when I was thinking about moving there. You can also post up an ad by following the simple instructions. What you post up is up to you.

  To start off my adventures in craigslist I will show you one of the best posts I have seen on CL in a long time. It’s an ad looking a roommate that is into role playing. I love this ad sooo much that I wish I could have replied to tell them how cool it was. Enjoy! (I will never post up anyone email or any private information for the obvious reason.. And I will not give it out so please do not think about asking me.) The CL ad is below the stars. Love always.

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Behold! Thy answer to housing and high-fantasy/science-fiction living!

Date: 2010-08-04, 11:06AM

Thy quest for housing and fellowship is over, fellow rogue/mage/ranger/swords(wo)man; here in this ad lies tale of a place where you can lay your head at night without shame or trepidation regarding who you truly are! A truly noble heart is required to enter this domicile - to test its purity you must meet and disarm a small furry goblin that guards the threshold to our keep (his name is Turtle (yes he has had all of his shots)) but be warned, his temper is capricious and you may do him no physical harm while attempting to subdue him. If you pass this first test you will find yourself surrounded by noble (bike) steeds; if you come on foot have no fear
for we will not mock you but be aware, all who reside here currently go forth each day and night atop steel and carbon fiber mounts and if you cannot abide by such modern means of transport you would do well to seek out another homestead. Once past the indoor stable (bike rack) you will encounter the kitchen and scullery, a place capable of great sorcery and alchemy if thy nature is inclined to such means of expression. If it pleases you, or if it is in your nature, a contest of skills could be in order because in this place of mirth and home the cooking of great things is of paramount importance to all who reside here - once a week cook nights taken up by each companion (featuring something vegan, gluten-free, soy-free foodstuffs) ensures that we are all satiated and powered up to do battle with the repressive world that threatens to engulf our spirits (and repress our
leveling up). After this saucy saunter we will lead you through the manner to a lair that is only meant to hold the truest of hearts - the utility portion of the basement that lies beneath the stairs. A modest space for even the most spartan of adventurers, it comes outfitted with a bed and desk that will serve any and all of ones needs. With a door designed to allow for easy entering and exiting one never need fear disturbing the slumber of other adventurers - all of your late night doings are yours to keep. Fear not for your safety though! The door which you may keep is magical for it opens up to the most charming of (enclosed) outdoor spaces! Large enough for any sort of LARPing it is the perfect space for sword or archery practice and the open garage space is All Yours as well (perfect for tinkering/recording/hobbitting away). Your fellow companions in this dwelling of roguery include: a queer Healer well-versed in Spanish lore with a penchant for gold and an aversion to wheat; a Ranger who spends his days hanging from cliff shelves and working with youths on all things ethical; a Thief who designs wonderous things for NPOs on a magical box that transmits knowledge to others via a 'web'; a Warrior who fights for Labour and likes to run in search of adventure.
If this sounds like a heavenly abode please email us with your information and we will let you see whether or not you would be a good fit for our noble fiefdom in the Kingdom of DC!
(Especially desired: anyone with knowledge/interest of 9+ sided die games; Ursula LeGuin or Octavia Butler/easy-going nature/quick-wit and nimbleness; Magic cards, not so much)

• cats are OK - purrr
• dogs are OK - wooof
• Location: LeDroit Park/Bloomingdale
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Original URL: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/roo/1880156161.html

SURVIVAL VS. BEING STUBBORN

     Let me help some of you out. Obviously some people are confused about what exactly “survival” is. I’ve been forced to hear so many so called “survival” stories about people living on the streets. Listen people if your parents have their own houses and you just refuse to live at their place because you don’t want to follow their rules, you are not surviving. You are just being an ass. Surviving is when your parents (family) are abusive crack addicts who threaten to take your life and you run away and you run away to protect yourself but you end up living on the streets, then yes that’s surviving. But if you run away because your parents “love you too much” or you don’t want to follow their bothersome rules like coming home on time and not calling your mother a bitch, then no you aren’t a survivor but a spoiled brat who should have your ass kicked by real street dwellers. I had to sit and listen as someone told me that they were homeless but refused to go live with his parents because his mom wanted him to get a job, pay rent, and stop coming home at all hours. I just looked at him with a seriously confused look on my face. 

   I’m tired of you guys not taking advantage and neglecting what you have. If you’ve got a family that will bend over backwards to help you, you should utilize that. Do you know how many people would kill to have what you are neglecting. Fine, live on the streets and be stubborn.  But while you are there, I will be sending people over to your house to live in your spot. I’m sure your family would love to have someone there who would appreciate the things that they do for your dumb ass. There are people out there who have NO ONE to turn to and here you are trying to act like some charity case because your too lazy to get a job and help out around the house? I’m just tired of people bitching about what they got. Just remember no matter how bad your situation gets, there is always someone out there that is worse off that you. And here you are bitching that you don’t want to follow your parents rules, but you don’t want to get a job and move out? It doesn’t work that way.  Here’s a fair warning for you. By bitching to me about something  that is selfish and childish you now give me permission to bitch slap some sense into you.  I’m just saying.

 

Love always.

Some advice for Baby Daddys

     So my BD and I were talking and he happens to mention all the crap that he’s done and that he’s bought over the years and shit. Almost bragging. I look at him with pity and disgust. The more He brags, the more irritated I get with him. Pretty soon, all I feel is shame for him. He just doesn’t realize what he is saying. Am I supposed to be impressed that he hasn’t saved any money for the kids and has squandered it all on bullshit? How sad and pathetic to see this grown man without any goals in life. I’ve spent all of my money on maintaining a home for my children and here is the oaf telling me about how he spent his money! Ugh!

Here is some advice for you baby daddys (and some of those baby mamas too). If you don’t pay child support and you don’t have any money saved for your child(ren) please don’t brag to your ex about the many trips you had or all the money you spent because we aren’t impressed. If anything we feel sorry for you and we are ashamed for you. You want to impress us? Tell us how you sent extra money, bought shoes and clothes for the child(ren), or something to that nature. Because it’s really disgusting to hear about how you can’t send you kids clothes or anything useful but you got money for clubs or trips or cars. I’m just saying.. It only proves to us that you haven’t learned your lesson and that you are a very selfish individual. I’m just saying. And just so I don’t get hella emails about how I’m a “man hater”, this blog (rule) applies to those selfish ass baby mamas too.

 

Love Always.

I WON’T GIVE A FRIEND RELATIONSHIP ADVICE. NEVER.

“With your feet on the air and your head on the ground, try this trick and spin it….”-Pixies…

 

     I love this song. It’s my “go to” song. I’ve listened to it a thousand times. It’s the song I use when I need to get some thinking done. You know, when I need to flex that mind muscle sitting in my skull cavity. I’ve been so busy trying to help my friends and their problems. And it has had somewhat allowed me to put some many things into prospective. You never really know the answer to your own problems until someone you know is going through the same thing. And then all of a sudden you become Buddah. Seriously.

     For the last week I’ve been dealing with all kinds of issues with my friends and family. But I haven’t blogged about it. Instead I’ve had long conversations with my best friend. And it has become so clear to me that everyone I know is fucking crazy.  LOL There are some things that I will not give advice on or get involved with. Relationships are one of them. I will listen to your problems but please don’t ask me to tell you what to do. Because you and I both know that you will do what you want, regardless of what advice that I give. Also, with relationships, there are always two sides to every story, and believe me, both sides will VARY so much. And unless you were a fly on the wall when the argument or the situation happened, chances are you won’t be getting the whole story!! Sometimes bits and pieces are left out by accident, and, of course, bits and pieces are added to make their story better than the other’s story. Hey, if you need a shoulder to cry on, I will be there, but please don’t ask me what to do when it comes to a major decision regarding your relationship.

     I’ve learned that when it comes a friend calling me telling me that they’ve discovered a spouse cheating, I will always hear the story about why the Cheater cheated. And not once have I heard a good reason to cheat. Not once. If you feel you need to be with someone else then you need to break up with the person you are with. And it doesn’t make any sense to stay with someone who you hate so much or who hates you. Why would you subject yourself to violence, hate or disrespect. Cheating doesn’t make the situation better, it only complicates things. Plus, your friend is likely to get back with that person, especially if it’s a long term relationship. They have history together, and are more likely to forgive the person in a few days or so. Most people that call for your advice really just want you to agree with them. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY CALL ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP. No one really wants to hear the truth.

     So, do you REALLY want my advice? DON’T GET INVOLVED IN OTHER PEOPLE’S RELATIONSHIP. It only goes bad, and if you choose a side, you’ve already drawn battle lines in the sand. Inevitably, the other person that you don’t side with is going to have hurt feelings and possibly blame you for some of their problems. Plus they can turn on you real quick. I once told someone that they should leave an abusive relationship if they think that’s the right thing for them, and next thing you know I’ve got the Boyfriend calling and texting me blaming me for his Girlfriend leaving. Fuck that he beat the crap out of her and took her valuables! She ended up going back to him after a week, and she even blamed me for putting the idea in her, even though she was the one who mentioned it to me in the first place. So, I’ve learned my lesson. And that lesson is: DON’T GIVE YOUR FRIENDS RELATIONSHIP ADVICE.

Love always.

FETISH 101

HERE IS A LIST AND SOME TERMS TO HELP THE BEGINNERS GET IINTO THE FETISH WORLD. IT’S ACTUALLY PRETTY INTERESTING AND FUN TO READ ONLINE. SO DON’T BE SHY, READ THE LIST AND THEN FIND YOU FAVORITE SEARCH WEBSITE AND DO SOME RESEARCH. I BELIEVE THAT FEAR IS BORN FROM IGNORANCE. AND THE MORE YOU KNOW ABOUT A SUBJECT, PERSON, PLACE OR THING, THE LESS YOU WILL FEAR IT. TRUST ME ARM YOURSELF WITH KNOWLEDGE AND YOU CAN KICK ANYONE’S ASS. ENJOY.

FETISH: Excessive sexual focus on an object of fixation.

 

TYPES OF FETISHES

Acrotomophilia
The person is sexually aroused by the sight of an amputation usually of a whole arm or leg.

Adolescentilism
The person is aroused by impersonating both the dress and behavior of an adolescent.

Andromimetophilia
A woman who is sexually aroused by impersonating a man. They purposefully look like and act like a man.

Apotemnophilia
This person is sexually aroused by having a part of their body amputated either by themselves or someone else. The memory of the amputation can serve to arouse them for years. It is the act of having an extremity amputated that is arousing; thus, they have to be awake during the process.

Asphyxiophilia
This is sexual arousal caused by loss of control over your ability to breathe. Self strangulation or allowing another person to asphyxiate you.

Autagonistophilia
Unlike exhibitionism where the person intentionally exposes their genitals to an unsuspecting stranger, in this paraphilia the person creates situations in which other people could see them in the nude if the person wanted to. For example, it would be like leaving your curtains open and walking around the house naked in hopes that someone would peep in the windows. It is the thought that someone may be watching that is sexually arousing.

Autassassinophilia
The person is sexually aroused by putting themselves in situations in which they may be killed. They really have to feel they are in danger in order to be sexually aroused. Unfortunately, many of them get killed in the process.

Autonepiophilia
This is the same thing as infantilism.

Biastophilia
In this paraphilia the person is sexually aroused by the idea of being raped. This is scripted and planned out ahead of time with a partner. The person does not actually want to be raped by a strange.

Catheterophila
The person is sexually aroused by the insertion of a catheter.

Chrematistophilia
This person can only become sexually aroused if they are being blackmailed into it.

Coprophilia
Smearing human feces on yourself or having someone smear it on you causing sexual arousal.

Coprophagia
Eating and ingesting human feces.

Ephebophilia
This is a form of pedophilia, but the person is very specific in the size, shape, and amount of body hair the pre-pubescent child has.

Erotophonophilia
These people are dangerous. They are sexually aroused by attempts not just thoughts of killing someone.

Formicophilia
Sexual arousal is caused by having insects crawl on their genitals.

Gerontophilia
The person is only sexually aroused by a significantly older person. There has to be at least a 15 year difference between their ages.

Gynemimetophilia
A person who is sexually aroused by a female impersonator.

Hybristophilia
Sexual relations with a convicted criminal.

Hyphephilia
Touching or rubbing a human or non human object is essential for achieving sexual arousal.

Hypoxphilia
The same as asphyxiophilia.

Infantilism
Dressing as an infant and acting the role of a child under two years old is sexually arousing. This can including some or all body hair and the hiring of a nurse or nanny to take care of you.

Kleptophilia
Similar to kleptomania, kleptophilia results in sexual arousal from stealing not just thrill seeking.

Klismaphilia
Getting an enema is sexually arousing. More liquid is associated with greater pleasure.

Mixophilia
The person likes to watch their partner or themselves engage in sexual activity. Usually this means watching themselves in a mirror.

Morphophilia
Peculiar body shapes and sizes are sexually arousing such as heavy, short, dwarfism, etc.

Mysophilia
The person is sexually aroused by dirt, mud, or filth.

Narratophilia
Telling dirty stories is sexually arousing.

Necrophilia
Engaging in sexual activities with dead people.

Nepiophilia
The person is sexually aroused by infants. This can range from newborns to about two years old.

Olfactophilia
The person is sexually aroused by body smells. Usually inserting finger anus, vagina, etc. and smelling it during sex.

Pictohilia
Watching X-rated films is sexually arousing.

Raptophilia
Same as biastophilia.

Scoptophilia
Same as mixophilia.

Somnophilia
The person can only maintain sexual arousal while having sex with someone who is sleeping. If the person wakes up they loose interest.

Stigmatophilia
Body piercing and tattooing but not ear piercing is sexually arousing.

Symphorphilia
Natural disasters are sexually arousing.

Telephonicophilia
Talking dirty on the phone or being talked to lewdly.

Urophilia
Being urinated on or urinating on someone. Golden showers

Zoophilia
The person wants to be treated like an animal wearing a collar and even eating out of an animals dish. This is different from bestiality in which the person wants to have sex with an animal.

BDSM TERMS & DEFINITIONS

AGE PLAY
Role-playing the persona of someone substantially younger (or sometimes older) than your actual age.

BONDAGE
Physical materials applied to a submissive or slave to restrain their ability to move and/or to otherwise restrict them. Also, the act of placing the submissive or slave in such materials.

BOTTOM
A slang term for a submissive and/or masochist. Many people use the word "bottom" to mean specifically someone who enjoys being given various sensations, as opposed to a "submissive", who enjoys being controlled.

BOTTOM SPACE
The psychological "head space" or attitude of being submissive.

BOY
A submissive (often, but not always, male) who relates to their dominant in a child-to parent mode. More common among gay men and lesbians.

BRAT
A submissive who enjoys rebelling in a childlike way against their dominant. Brats are fairly common in the spanking scene.

CONSENSUAL
An activity done with the consent of adults competent to give that consent. One of the central features of SM play..

COUNTING GAMES
Rituals engaged in during whipping, flogging, spanking , or during other forms of flagellation, in which the submissive (or slave) is required to keep count f the number of strokes delivered, often thanking the Master after each one and asking for more. Example: "Thats five, Sir. Thank you Sir, Sir, please may I have another, Sir?"

DADDY
A dominant (usally, but not always, male) who has a submissive "boy" and who relates to that submissive in a parent/child mode. More common among gay men and lesbians, but gaining currency among heterosexuals and bisexuals as well.

DISCIPLINE
Training by a Master in how they wish their submissive or slave to behave. Also, the punishment and correction administered by the Master when the submissive fails to act in the proper manner.

DOMINANT
One who enjoys assuming control. One who decidees what happens and when. A dominant may or may not be sadistic.

FLAGELLATION
The general act of one person striking another, usually in an erotic context. Includes spanking, paddling, flogging and whipping.

FLOGGER
A multi-tailed whip in which the tails are long, flat strips of leather or a similarly flexible material.

HUMILIATION
Activities which cause the submissive to feel shame, embarrassment, or degradation. Varies widely from person to person. Possibly psychologically explosive..

MASTER
A term for a male dominant. Often used as a term of address, such as "Master Tom". It is often considered somewhat rude to address a man by this term without being first given permission to do so.

MASTER-slave RELATIONSHIP
An ongoing SM relationship in which the slave is submissive to a male dominant.

MONDAY MORNING REBOUND SYNDROME
Feelings of remorse, disgust, fear, and so forth that sometimes emerge hours or days after a person willingly, and often lustily, takes part in SM play.

MUMMIFICATION
Immobilizing bondage, usally done by wrapping the submissive in many coils of materials such as plastic wrap, or by placing the submissive in a body bag designed for this purpose.

NOVICE
A person just beginning to learn about and explore SM. Often treated with special kindness and attention by the more experienced members of the community or by the MASTER.

SADIST
As loosely defined with the SM Community, a person who specifically enjoys administering pain. A person may be dominant without being sadistic. It's also possible to be sadistic without being dominant.

SADOMASOCHISM
A rather vague term referring generally to fantasies and experiences regarding the introduction of domination, submission, bondage, sadism, masochism, humiliation, and related activities into erotic play.

SAFEWORD
A specific word or other signal used, by prior agreement, to indicate that things are "really" becoming too intense for the person. Usally used by the submissive or slave, but may also be used by the dominant. "Safeword" itself is sometimes used at SM parties to signal a desire for outside intervention.

SLAVE
A person who has an on-going, structured relationship with a dominant or Master. One who assumes the submissive role, often in a highly developed and committed way to a particular person. Cling someone "my slave" generally indicates a relatively sophisticated, ongoing relationship between the two of you.

SUBMISSIVE
One who yields control. One who obeys orders adn may permit themselves to be bound if doing so pleases their dominant or Master.xt

TOP'S DISEASE
An unwarranted attitude of superiority taken by a domiant. Believing that bottoms are somehow inferior and treating them so in either obvious or subtle ways. Usually a sign of insecurity or ignorance. Dominants who suffer from Top's Disease often (surprise, surprise) complain about how hard it is to find people willing to play with them. a mirror image of this syndrome is called Bottom's Disease.

TWO SQUEEZES
A "squeeze signal" between players used to non-verbally signal that, "I'm all right."

WORSHIP
To adore the personage of the dominant. Often combined with performing some service to the dominant's body such as massaging, kissing, or licking their feet or boots, massaging their body, bathing them. Explicitly sexual activity, such as performing oral sex on the dominant, may or may not be a part of such play.

Brotha - Angie Stone

MOVIE REVIEW: KAIDAN

     JAPANESE HORROR IS ONE OF MY FAV PARTS OF THE HORROR GENRE. THEY DO HORROR COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THEN WHAT WE DO HERE I N THE STATES. NO SO SLASHER, BUT INSTEAD IT MAKES YOU THINK AND HAS A MESSSAGE.

     IN THIS MOVIE A POOR BUSINESS MAN GETS THE THE IDEA OF STARTING A SIDE BUISNESS BY GIVING OUT LOANS WITH HIGH INTERESTS. HE MAKES A MISTAKE OF LOANING MONEY TO A SAMURAI. WHEN HE GOES TO COLLECT THE  MONEY FROM HIM, THE SAMURAI BECOMES INSULTED AND VERY ANGRY, AND KILLS HIM. THE HENCHMEN DUMP THE BODY OF THE BUSINESS MAN IN A POOL THAT WAS SUPPOSEDLY CURSED.

     THE DAUGHTERS OF THE BUSINESSMAN SEARCHED AND SEARCHED FOR THEIR FATHER BUT THEY NEVER FIND HIM. OVER THE YEARS THE SAMURAI’S FAMILY IS FATED WITH CURSE AFTER CURSE. HE GOES CRAZY AND MUDERS HIS WIFE AND THEN COMMITS SUICIDE. THE SAMURAI’S SON IS SENT TO LIVE WITH HIS UNCLE.

     YEARS LATER, ONE OF THE DAUGHTERS OF THE BUSINESSNESMAN AND THE SON OF THE SAMURAI, NAMED SHINKINCHI MEET UNDER EERIE CIRCUMSTANCES. THEY FALL IN LOVE, EVEN THOUGH SHE IS OLDER AND HE YOUNG FLIRTATIOUS. SHE IS VERY JEALOUS AND  ATTACKS HIM AND ACCUSES HIM OF CHEATING, AND ENDS UP GETTING INJURED IN THE PROCESS.. HE VOWS TO TAKE CARE OF HER, BUT ENDS UP CHEATING ON HER WHILE SHE IS ON HER DEATH BED. SHE TELLS HIM BEFORE SHE DIES THAT SHE WILL KILL ANY WIFE HE HAS BECAUSE OF HOW HE TREATED HER.

     AS YOU CAN GUESS THE REST OF THE MOVIE IS ABOUT SHINKINCHI TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM HIS PAST AND WOMEN IN GENERAL, BUT IS UNSUCCESSFUL. HE ENDS UP KILLING HIS GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE HE THOUGHT SHE WAS THE SPIRIT OF THE DEAD WIFE. THIS MOVIE IS MORE OF A LOVE STORY GONE WRONG. THERE AREN’T MANY “SCARY” SCENES IN THE MOVIE, BUT MAYBE ONE OR TWO JUMPY SCENES. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A MOVIE SIMILAR TO THE RING, THEN THIS MOVIE ISN’T FOR YOU. HOWEVER I DO LIKE THE END. . LET’S JUST SAY THEY END UP TOGETHER FOR ALL ETERNITY! LOL ENJOY THIS MOVIE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND AND REMIND HIM THAT YOU LOVE HIM, AND IF HE CHEATS ON YOU THAT WILL COME BACK AND KILL HIS FUTURE WIFE. I THINK IT’S A PERFECT MOVIE TO WATCH WITH THE BOYFRIEND FOR THAT ONE REASON. HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS MOVIE.

 

LOVE ALWAYS.

END OF THE WORLD COMET..

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LOVE ALWAYS… BUT IN CASE I DIE… FUCK YOU ALL!

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Love always!

A warning about my blog…

This blog is a filthy Image whore.
This blog has been with way too many images and articles.
This blog would be right at home on the streets of Bangkok sucking someone off for $3.
Hell, you may even get lucky with my blog….

Love always.

Weird And Even Weirder Fetishes….

Wookiearillia- The urge to have sex with a wookie or a very hairy woman.

Phonorillia- The urge to have sex with your phone.

Hooparillia- The urge to have sex with the centre on your varsity girls high school's basketball team.

Masterrillia- The urge to masturbate on a table in front of the whole class.

Daterapeorillia- The urge to rape your date no matter what or where.

Scofieldorillia- The urge to rape Michael Scofield from Prison Break.

Rileyorillia- The urge to rape the Des. Tech. teacher.

Leeorillia- The urge to rape a freshman named Dan Lee.

Faggotorillia- The urge to rape a faggot (The British servant boy).

Microrillia- The urge to have sex with a microwave.

Fridgearillia- The urge to have sex with a refrigerator.

Teeorillia- The urge to have sex with a color TV.

Teearillia- The urge to have sex with a black and white TV.

MTVorillia- The urge to rape anyone that appears on MTV.

Moneyorillia- The urge to have sex with your money.

Guitararillia- The urge to have sex with a guitar.

Foreignarillia- The urge to rape anyone foreign.

Flamarillia- The urge to have sex with fire. (Good luck with that)

UPS-arillia- The urge to have sex with the UPS guy.

Icearillia- He urge to have sex with a tube of Icy-Hot (It feels good at first but then it screws you over.)

Saxarillia- The urge to have sex with a saxophone

Norrisarillia- The urge to have sex with Chuck Norris.

Munkarillia- The urge to have sex with a girl that makes sounds like a chipmunk when she gets excited or arroused.

ABC-arillia- The urge to have sex with a three year old's alphabet play book.

Slotarillia- The urge to stick your dick in the mail slot at the post office

Mormonarillia- The urge to rape many Mormons.

Jerkarillia- The urge to jerk off in front of the class.

N-arillia- The urge to rape many girls whose names begin with Ns.

Guanarillia- The urge to have sex with a pile of guano.

Lacrossarillia- The urge to stick a lacrosse stick up your ass.

Junkfoodarillia- The urge to do sexual things with junk food items, specifically Twinkies.

Drillia- The urge to do sexual things with Drills and Jackhammers.

451097rillia- The urge to do sexual things with people on the internet who have numbers in their screennames, but for that specific reason.

You-arillia- The urge to rape yourself. (What the fuck. How the fuck do you do that)

Huffarilia- The urge to huff kittens (Huffing the kitten may cause disturbing images of David Hasselhoff)

Sexarilla- The urge to have sex with sex. (How you manage to do that is up to you)

Internetarillia- The urge to have sex with that hot lesbian you just saw fingering her best friend.

Urgearillia- The urge to have and urge to have sex with something that no one could ever have sex with.

Busharillia- The urge to rape George Bush until he vacates the white house and passes the presidency to you.

Lesbianillia- The urge to have sex with lesbians.

Antilesbianillia- The urge to avoid sex with lesbians.

Gorillia- The urge to perform sexual acts on a primate.

Pizzaillia- The urge to have sex with pizza.

Marioillia- The urge to have sex with Nintendo's head mascot Mario. Not, under any circumstances to be confused with PaperMarioillia.

PaperMarioillia- The urge to fornicate with Mario in his papery form but having no desire to do so with his non-papery form.

AAAAAAAAArillia- The urge to have sex with anything that screams.

Pixelphilia- The urge to have sex with pixels.

Coparillia- The urge to rape police officers. (Be sure not to be caught)

Sandwhicharillia- The urge to insert your penis between two slices of bread. (What a pitiful waste of bread!)

Hemophilia- Wait, this is a disease!

Godzillia- The urge to have sex with over-sized lizards with apparent anger management issues.

Pastaphillia- The urge to have sex with pasta.

Hawthornphillia - The urge to have sex with emo kids.

Carnagillia - The urge to have sex with anything that bleeds.

Muppetaphillia- The urge to have sex with puppets

Satanphillia- The urge to have sex with an evil being bent on destroying humanity. (This fetish is common with Iraqi men, and Ann Coulter)

Retardiphillia- The urge to have sex with someone stupid.

Selena - Amor Prohibido

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Hoja en Blanco - Monchy y Alexandra