Showing posts with label MUSIC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MUSIC. Show all posts

Saturday, June 29, 2013

THE HEAT, ALLERGIES, ANXIETY ATTACKS, AND INFO-MMERCIALS

 

     I am having the hardest time coping with this fucking heat! Today in my city it was 102 degrees!  And all I’ve been having are anxiety attacks.  I know all this anxiety is going to trigger some sort of insomnia or light sleeping episodes.  And we all know how much I love to sleep for one hour, be awake for four, sleep thirty minutes, be awake for six hours more!

    It’s like I can feel it welling up in my body. The tenseness, the internal feeling that my legs want to run a marathon. The thoughts of doom or ill will that might come of my family.  Those lovely thoughts that cause me to call up family members to make sure they are alive.  (Yes, I actually call up my parents and my sister to make sure they haven’t died in some mind made up manner.) Last night, I was so hot and tired. And yet, I couldn’t sleep. Every time tried to “lay my head down” like normal people do, I would just lay there staring up at the ceiling, or trying to following the blades of the ceiling fan.  It got so bad that after I took a shot of Tequila, my eyes became so heavy, that I just fell asleep. I then woke up at 2 a.m. and to my surprise my left foot was swollen.  And that got my mind buzzing again. What could have fucking caused this shit? Did a fucking demon bug bite the shit out of me while I knocked out? What type of medical disease did I have now?

    So I sat there…. Mind racing, foot swollen, and watched TV.  I had a cigarette and another drink. And soon after that I sat there with my boyfriend.  We chatted but for some reason we were drawn by the commercial that was on TV.  It was another fucking  Sean T exercise commercial.  This time for some fucking Hip Hop Dance weight loss shit.  We were overall disgusted by this commercial.  Actually “diet” or
“weight loss” commercials that have before and after photos REALLY irritate me.  The before photo is always of the person looking so fucking depressed.  This person is ultimately miserable. Which I find especially hard to believe if they were as active as they claimed or had children or a mate.  The before photo is often of the person extremely pale with no make up.  The after photo is the polar opposite.  It usually depicts the person with tons more make up, new clothes that look more expensive then the ones they used to wear in their “old life”, and of course, I can’t forget to add that they are also really tan. All this, of course, is to make the Buyer think that with the exercise video you will have great skin, a tan, a happier life, and rosier cheeks. Also the video was a bit contradictory. It is supposed to be a Hip Hop Dance video, yet the music and the dance moves were nothing of the sort.  If anything, the music was that of techno or almost house music.  And the whole time during the commercial, we kept thinking that somewhere out there in the Club scene, there is a person who is trying out these moves because they think these are actual dance moves that people really do.  WARNING: PURCHASING THIS VIDEO WILL NOT GIVE YOU RHYTHM IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM. AND NO ONE IN THE CLUB IS DOING THESE DANCE MOVES. Last, but not least, I can’t forget the under-lying racism that was taking place.  The announcer would say what a great deal this was and how fantastic you will feel.And then when he announced that it was 75% off, a clearly African-American voice shouts, “Say what!”  It was then followed by various sprinkling of other “slang” phrases like, “That’s dope!” I was appalled. And yet I could not take my eyes away from it. We laughed and discussed it some more.

    I do have to thank Sean T for one thing. It took my mind of my swollen foot, and it actually went down some. I was no long concentrating on “dying” family members. I had focused all my attention on this commercial. So, I guess my before photo would be of me with a swollen foot, rubbing my aching and restless legs, and smoking. My after photo would be me tan ( or a bit more bronze since I am black) with lip stick on, and laughing at the TV.

 

Love Always.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

FOREIGN FILMS: A TRIP AROUND THE WORLD WITHOUT LEAVING YOUR LIVING ROOM

  Lately I have been watching lots and lots of foreign horror and thriller films. I have to say it was an overall nice trip around the world via movies. I have seen movies from Germany, Italy, Taiwan, Korea, Japan, China, Denmark, and many other places. I have seen many foreign movies before but I kind of over dosed, if you will. Some of them I have to say were really good while others weren’t so good. And one thing I love to do is read the movie reviews about these movies. Sometimes the films can be so confusing to many people. And it is so damn funny to see them try to explain the endings. But what really bothers me are when people give movies a bad review because they didn’t understand the movies. It’s one thing if the movie sucks because of bad acting or because of terrible directing. I don’t think it’s fair to write a bad review for the simple fact  that the movie was smarter than you. And what usually happens is the person missed some critical conversation or a key piece of evidence because they were distracted or weren’t paying attention.There are plenty of message boards where you can have your questions answered, but don’t dis the movie. I just have to say that I find that extremely funny.

  I also have to thank my friends for all the wonderful suggestions that they have given me. Movies like “Martyrs”. It’s a chilling film where you find yourself watching truly likeable characters and suffering along with them. The movie itself is about a young girl named Lucie who was kidnapped by a cult of some sort as a child. When she escapes she is placed in an Orphanage, where she meets her best friend Anna. Together Lucie and Anna work against the demons that Lucie fought when she was kidnapped. They decide to embark on an adventure for revenge. The torture these young women endure is painful to watch, but not like Hostel painful. It’s not necessarily rough torture porn. The characters are wonderful young women, who have lost their innocence. They are 100% likeable and you want them to survive. This movie stays with you.

I have found that Asian movies tend to be more cerebral while most of the German movies were a tad bit more brutal. If you haven’t watched a foreign film before because you “don’t like to read while watching a movie”, there are plenty of foreign films that are in English or are dubbed. (Plus most DVDs give you the option to switch the audio to English.) I say get over your fear of foreign movies because you are truly missing out on amazing stories, likeable characters, and different points of view. Here are a few movies that I recommend (I’d like to thank Netflix for the movie descriptions) :

Martyrs-Years after she escaped from an icy torture chamber in an abandoned slaughterhouse, Lucie (Mylène Jampanoï) enlists the help of her closest friend, Anna (Morjana Alaoui), to track down the family who tormented her and exact her revenge. But when Lucie and Anna investigate further, they discover that they've only scratched the surface of an unspeakably vile secret organization. Pascal Laugier directs this ultraviolent horror film

Frontiers-As riots break out all over Paris after a right-wing government is elected, reluctant thief Yasmina (Karina Testa) recruits a few friends to exploit the bedlam by looting. With the police on their tail, the gang splits up and regroups at a hostel near the Luxembourg border to divide their haul. But the decision proves fateful when the innkeepers turn out to be neo-Nazi freaks who want to make Yasmina the brood mare for a new Aryan master race.

Irreversible-This French thriller chronicles the unspeakable horror of rape and the aftermath of revenge. When a woman is brutally violated, her angered boyfriend and ex-boyfriend team up to track down the rapist and take justice into their own hands. Albert Dupontel, Vincent Cassel and Monica Bellucci star, and Gaspar Noé (I Stand Alone) directs. Nominated for the Golden Palm Award at the 2002 Cannes Film Festival.

Anatomy-Paula Henning (Franka Potente), a promising young medical student, wins a place at the prestigious Heidelberg Medical School, where she plans to study anatomy. But when an all-too-familiar face shows up on her dissection table, she uncovers a horrifying secret society of surgeons who will do anything to get their hands on interesting specimens. And Paula could be the next one to end up on the slab.

Antibodies-After confessed killer Gabriel Engel (André Hennicke) is captured, small-town cop Michael Martens (Wotan Wilke Möhring) interrogates him, hoping a journey into the madman's twisted mind will give clues to an unsolved murder committed in the same heinous manner as Gabriel's crimes. Gabriel claims to know the killer's identity but turns the investigation into a psychological game, leaving Michael questioning his own sanity in this German thriller.

High Lane-In this French thriller, a mountain climbing trail closed to the rest of civilization becomes a path to adventure and horror for a group of friends who dare to go beyond its barriers. It's not just because they trespassed into forbidden territory or because they're testing the laws of gravity. It's because they're not the only ones willing to push the envelope out there, and their visitor isn't very welcoming at all.

The Orphanage-Fueled by fond memories from her childhood, Laura (Belén Rueda) persuades her husband (Fernando Cayo) to help her revamp a seaside orphanage into a facility for disabled children. But soon after the couple moves in, their son, Simón (Roger Príncep), begins exhibiting disturbing behavior. As Laura tries to understand Simón's increasingly malevolent actions, she becomes drawn into the house's terrifying secrets in this unnerving chiller.

H-Detectives Kim Mi Yun (Jung-ah Yeom) and Kang Tae Hyun (Jin-hee Ji) investigate a copycat serial killer in Jong-hyuk Lee's gruesome thriller. Police think they've got their man when Shin Hyun (Seung-woo Cho) confesses to the mutilation murders of six women. But the case is reopened a year later when more women are brutally killed in the same manner. The investigation stalls, the detectives become suspects, and the body count rises. ...

Unborn But Forgotten-In a series of Jack the Ripper-style murders, innocent twenty-somethings are abducted and brutally murdered, their bodies practically gutted as if a crude abortion had been performed. Yet, despite the presence of umbilical fluids found on their bodies, none of the victims was actually pregnant. Now, it's up to determined television reporter Han Soo Jin to figure out what's been going on -- and who's to blame for these horrific crimes

The Victim-After actress Ting (Pitchanart Sakakorn) reenacts the violent murder of former beauty queen Meen (Apasiri Nitibhon) in a movie, she experiences a mystical connection with the dead woman and begins to have horrific visions in this spine-chiller from Thailand. Driven by the nightmarish pictures in her head, Ting decides to look into the mysterious murder herself. She soon discovers evidence that the killer may still be on the loose.

The Maid-Charged with living on her own for the first time in her life, Rosa Dimaano (Alessandra de Rossi) takes a job as a maid in Singapore, where she works for the family of a mentally challenged boy. But little does she know that her arrival coincides with the eve of the seventh lunar month -- long believed to herald the opening of the fiery gates of hell. Filmmaker Kelvin Tong directs this record-breaking blockbuster Filipino thriller.

A Tale Of Two Sisters-Terrified sisters try to exorcise their home of two dark forces -- their evil stepmother and a vengeful entity -- in this ghostly tale. Hospitalized after their mother's death, young Su-mi (Im Su-jeong) and Su-yeon (Mun Geun-yeong) return home to find a nasty new stepmother (Yeom Jeong-ah). The girls suffer terrifying events, but their father doesn't care, even though evil lurks around every corner. Can the girls free their home from its demons?

Bloody Reunion-A group of former elementary school classmates who decide to visit their ailing teacher at her home in the South Korean countryside watch their plans for an idyllic reunion crumble in this slasher flick from first-time feature director Dae-wung Lim. It's not that they've changed so much since their last meeting 16 years ago. It's just that they've been so good at hiding their pent-up frustrations about the past ... until now.

Carved: The Slit Mouth Woman-Three decades ago, a Japanese suburb was terrorized by the vengeful spirit of a woman in a surgical mask who asked victims, "Am I pretty?" before slaughtering them. Now, children in this community are disappearing again, leaving police and teachers to discover the reason and put an end to the new wave of carnage. Eriko Sato, Haruhiko Katô and Miki Mizuno star in director Kôji Shiraishi's terrifying chiller.

The Ghost-After a traumatic incident, college student Ji-won (Ha-Neul Kim) is struck with amnesia and tries to piece together the events of her life. But when her old friends begin dying off in mysterious water-related episodes, Ji-won begins making the connection between a dark secret from her past and the horrors of the present. Directed by Tae-kyeong Kim, this terrifying spine-chiller from South Korea stars Sang-mi Nam, Bin and Yi Shin.

Face-Forensic sculptor Hyun-min (Shin Hyun-jun) finds himself in a race against time to save his daughter's life as she recuperates from a heart transplant. He agrees to help solve the case of a vicious serial killer by reconstructing a skull from one of the victims. Once the skull is in his house, Hyun-min's daughter experiences strange visions, and the worried father must unravel a conspiracy involving human organs.

The Horde (which strangely enough looks like Left 4 Dead video game)-When four corrupt policemen invade a gangster's hideout near Paris to avenge the death of their colleague, they quickly find themselves outmanned, outgunned and trapped. That is, until a legion of vicious zombies swarms through the building. Now, the cops, the crooks and the undead are swept up in a bloody three-way rampage. Yannick Dahan and Benjamin Rocher direct this gore-filled French thriller that stars Jo Prestia and Eriq Ebouaney.

Alien Vs. Ninja (Terrible movie but great for a laugh)-When a strange fireball crashes near their village, a mighty ninja clan goes to investigate and winds up in serious danger. Flanked by lightning-quick alien creatures, the ninjas struggle to find their enemies' weakness before they're all killed. Full of blood, guts, dismemberment, cool weapons and wicked swordplay, this tongue-in-cheek action flick stars Masanori Mimoto, Mika Hijii and Shuuji Kashiwabara.

Tokyo Gore Police-(Over the top gore fest)-When crazed scientist Key Man develops a virus that causes humans to mutate, samurai-sword-wielding cop Ruka is called in to annihilate the unnatural creatures and stop Key Man before the virus takes over humanity. Little does Ruka know, however, that the slaying of her father years before means she shares a hidden bond with her rival. Yoshihiro Nishimura's fast-paced gorefest stars Eihi Shiina, Itsuji Itao and Shoko Nakahara

Robogeisha-(freaking hilarious)-Director Noboru Iguchi and gore master Yoshihiro Nishimura team up for this hyper-violent and hilariously grotesque depiction of a very angry army of butt sword-wielding geisha robots with enough strength to embed tempura shrimp in villains' eyes. Special effects in Iguchi's (Machine Girl) over-the-top, feminist melodrama include chainsaw lips, blood-spouting buildings, geisha transformers, machine gun bras and some basic decapitations

Dogtooth-In this Oscar-nominated Greek drama, siblings who grow up cut off from the world -- homeschooled and reliant on one another for entertainment -- create their own idyllic alternative universe, which is shattered when their father lets in an outsider. Sex enters the picture when dad begins bringing home a female security officer to satisfy his son's libido ... and suddenly nothing is the same within the highly idiosyncratic family unit.

I may have left a couple out but I truly invite you to do some research and look up some movies. I guarantee you will have some fun traveling around the world without leaving your living room. Plus you may gain some new fears of countries that you have never visited, like I did. LOL

Love always.

I’M SORRY… THAT YOU SUCK

And here I go again. I feel like I need to apologize…. People seem to be easily offended over nothing. And it totally seems like people would rather bitch at what is wrong with their lives or what is wrong in this world instead of doing something about it. So I’m going to apologize….

I’m sorry that I didn’t have a fucked up childhood like you did. Yeah I know it’s weird that I can research all this fetish stuff online and yet I had a wonderful childhood. My daddy wasn’t a drunk, and my mommy never beat me, and no uncle ever touched me.. So look elsewhere, when you are trying to explain me and what I say or do.

I’m sorry you have to beg for followers and friends. I personally don’t care if people follow me on twitter or send me friend requests on Facebook. I’m completely satisfied with the number of real life people that actually knew me in high school, and not to mention, I am perfectly satisfied with the number of people that I have strictly for the purpose of Farmville. (Don’t give me no shit, about that game. Its addictive. Just shut up and send me a gift.) Unlike your attention starved ass, people have to go online and put #followback or “follow me and I follow back” on their twitter posts. And it is so damn annoying. And those usually are the same people who get upset about losing a few followers. Really? Someone doesn’t like what you have to say and you start bitching? wow.

I’m sorry I’m an american who totally utilizes her right to free speech. Yes, I say some fucked up twisted things sometimes, but dammit, it’s my american right. And yeah, America is looking bad in the media lately but that doesn’t mean I’m jumping ship and becoming Canadian anytime soon.

I’m sorry I have common sense. And I use it every day. I’m sorry. Now a days it seems like people are ignoring this simple and easy to follow sixth sense, if you will. There is something inside all of us that tells us when we shouldn’t do things. However, some of us decide that they don’t have to listen. Because we all know that drinking and driving has always proved safe, right?

I’m sorry you mistake my sarcasm for sincerity.(Mainly because you don’t know what sarcasm means…) Because you ARE a genius. And yes you ARE totally my type.

I’m sorry my parents love me. Yep, I’m pretty much spoiled. And they’ve always supported me. That means, I’m a bitch because people irritate me and not because my parents didn’t love me.

I’m sorry I don’t’ do drugs and I think you’re disgusting for doing them. Seriously, do I even have to go further. Drugs are gross, and they make you look gross. Why on earth would you PAY for something that gives you insomnia, makes you pick at your face, and you become physically addicted to the point that you can’t function without it? Ugh! Yuck. Battery acid does the same thing to your body and I don’t see you rushing to snort that… Or maybe you are… I don’t know what the kids are snorting these days.

I’m sorry I love my children. ??? How dare I show them affection and put them before myself? I’m sorry for not being like you selfish sperm and egg donors. Because I don’t use my children as a means to get people to visit me, I don’t beat them, and I’ve NEVER left them by themselves to go  out and party.

I’m sorry I don’t speak your language. Considering this is AMERICA, I didn’t think it was necessary for ME to speak 100 different languages just to be able to  get shit done in a supermarket.

I’m sorry I just don’t like Justin Bieber. I just don’t I understand it. My kids love him, but whatever.

I’m sorry I find Family Guy fucking hilarious. I really don’t need you judging me or giving me your opinion on the show when a) you don’t watch it b) you repeatedly ask if they can understand the baby  and c)you don’t understand the pop culture references. And yes, I’m an awful parent because my kids watch it and they think it’s hilarious, too.

I’m sorry you have a stick up your ass. My ass is empty, go ahead and check. It 2011 and pretty much the internet has unleashed a bunch of knowledge upon us. And we can access whatever we want. Everyone should be open about everything now because “not knowing” isn’t an acceptable excuse anymore. And everyone is pretty much mixed with some other race. Pretty soon we will all be porn watching, spam deleting, gay marriage supporting, butter-scotch complexion having fools. Yep I said it.

I guess what I’m saying is that I’m sorry you suck. I’m sorry that you are so bitter that you have to ruin the lives of other people around you. Instead of doing good or being happy for others, you would rather create groups, chats, fake facebook accounts, etc., all just to tell people how much you hate them. Wow. I’m sorry you suck, your life sucks, and you have no friends. I’m sorry that I fucking kick ass! LOL

Love Always.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

What’s Free today on Itunes…

FREE STUFF TODAY ON WWW.ITUNES.COM TODAY!

Free on www.itunes.com today:  Farely Legal (pilot episode), Undercoverboss episode, and Fitz and the tantrum (music video), Randy Montana (free track.) Enjoy your free stuff guys!

Love Always

Saturday, January 8, 2011

JUST LIKE A PILL (PINK)

I'm lyin' here on the floor where you left me
I think I took too much
I'm crying here, what have you done?
I thought it would be fun
I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill
I haven't moved from the spot where you left me
This must be a bad trip
All of the other pills, they were different
Maybe I should get some help
I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill
I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill

Thursday, December 2, 2010

DE TARDES NEGRAS… (DEDICATED TO “YOU”)

"Tardes Negras"
Y volveran los angeles
A despertarse con tu cafè
Pasarà distraida la noticia de nosotros
Y dicen que me servirà
Lo que no mata fuerza te da
Mientras pasa el sonido de tu voz por la tele
Por la radio y el telefono
Resonarà tu adios
De tardes negras
Que no hay tiempo
Ni espacio
Y nadie nunca entenderà
Quedarte puedes
Porque la vida duele
Duele demasiado aqui sin ti
Aqui yo estoy y tu no estas
Y me distrae la publicidad
Entre horarios y el trafico
Trabajo y pienso en ti
Entre puerta y telefono
Tu foto me hablarà
De tardes negras
Que no hay tiempo
Ni espacio
Y nadie nunca entenderà
Quedarte puedes
Porque la vida duele
Duele demasiado aqui sin ti
Y lucho contra el silencio hablando con el
Y he limado tu ausencia solo junto a mis brazos
Y si me quieras tu ya no me veras
Si menos me quieras yo mas estarè alli
Y si me quieras tu ya no me veras
Y menos me quieras yo mas estarè alli
Y mas estarè alli, alli, alli
Lo juro....
De tardes negras
Que no hay tiempo
Ni espacio
Y nadie nunca entenderà
Quedarte puedes
Porque la vida duele
Duele demasiado aqui sin ti

I’M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP!

The question that was posed to me today was: If you could make a cameo appearance on a TV show, which show would you choose and what character would you be?

What a wonderful question!!!  Since I love so many supernatural characters like vampires, werewolves and zombies, there are soooo many tv shows that  I would like to make a guest  appearance in. The obvious would be Supernatural and Trueblood, both as Vampire. But the one TV show I would be absolutely honored to appear in would be The Walking Dead.  I LOVE ZOMBIES!  I've always wanted to see myself dressed up in full zombie make up with rotten flesh and exposed teeth, dragging my injured leg toward an unsuspecting survivor while groaning, "Brains!"  There is something about zombies that causes me to watch anything and everything containing them. They are unrelenting. One bite or one scratch can cause you to turn into a mindless drone with one goal, to feed.  And yes, I am part of George A. Romero movie religion! But since he isn't making a TV show at the moment, the next best thing is an acclaimed graphic novel series turned into a Tv show. So yeah, you bet I am ready for my close up! BBBRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!
Love always.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

WATCH DEATHNOTE ANIMATED MOVIES…

HERE YOU CAN WATCH THE TWO ANIMATED DEATHNOTE MOVIES.

1) DEATHNOTE REWRITE: VISUALIZING GOD

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2) DEATHNOTE REWRITE 2: L’S SUCCESSORS

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HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THE MOVIES. I GOTTA SAY THANK YOU TO ANIME44.COM FOR HOOKING IT UP WITH HELLLA COOL ANIME MOVIES, SHOWS, AND ONGOING SERIES!

LOVE ALWAYS.

DEATH: A BEAUTIFUL EXPLANATION

~DEATH~
WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT ..

A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to

Leave the examination room and said,  

'Doctor, I am afraid to die.  

Tell me what lies on the other side.'  

Very quietly, the doctor said, 'I don't know..'  

'You don't know?  You're, a Christian man,  

And don't know what's on the other side?'  

The doctor was holding the handle of the door;  

On the other side came a sound of scratching and whining,  

And as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room  

And leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.  

Turning to the patient, the doctor said,  

'Did you notice my dog?  

He's never been in this room before.  

He didn't know what was inside.  

He knew nothing except that his master was here,  

And when the door opened,  he sprang in without fear.  

I know little of what is on the other side of death,  

But I do know one thing...  

I know my Master is there and that is enough.' 

Monday, November 15, 2010

Gotta Give Thanks Again…. (Fuck You's)

I’ve written a thank you letter before dedicated to the complete idiots that help make our life better. So I’ve decided to write another thank you letter…. If you didn’t like the first one, you might not like this one. Chances are if you didn’t like the first one, you were part of the list or felt that I was directing it to you. All I have to say to that is, if the shoe fits….

1. Thank you to all the blatant racism that is flooding the media. And people are ok with that. Yes, even though some stereotypes come from truth, they are still racist. Is everyone really ok with racist characters like Dig’Em Smacks Frog or Aunt Jemima?

2. Thanks for douche bags of these Jersey based reality shows. I’ve always thought you were over injected, brainless, orange douche bags, but thanks to “reality shows” I’ve found out much more about you guys… Like that you like lots of hair gel and you are embarrassing to any REAL Italian family.

3. Thank you to the all the writers and editors of every “reality show.” Have you even stopped to ask yourself why reality shows need writers and editors? Because reality is fucking boring, that’s why.

4. Thanks to my Ex boyfriends for being an example…  An example of what I DON’T WANT in my life. I’m looking for the exact opposite of what you are.

5. Thank you to the selfish immigrants of Arizona for fucking it up for the other immigrants who just want to be left alone so they can clean our houses and be nannies. Seriously, you guys really need to listen to yourselves. You enter our country illegally, refuse to assimilate, drive illegally, accept our aid while bashing our country, but you’re demanding driver’s licenses and other goodies? WTF! You guy are straight up criminals. That’s like me breaking into a house, eating up their shit, bitching that they don’t have milk, then waking the homeowners up to ask for a ride home. 

6. Thank you to rappers for being a constant reminder of why I don’t want my daughters to date guys like you. “Have a baby by me, be a millionaire…”  I don’t think so 50 Cent.

7. I would like to thank Kat Stacks for being the example how I will work extra hard to keep my daughters off the pole. It’s bitches like you that disgust me. You have no pride or self worth. But hey, being a whore is your thing. So you go ahead and own it.

8. I cannot forget the thank the ever vigilant Activists and Activists Wannnabes, off somewhere sticking their nose in someone else’s business. There are problems here that we need to solve. There are homeless veterans of wars, and you really want me to sit and listen to you blab about how a cow is being mistreated somewhere in Tibet? Or how the Red Assed Baboon might go hungry because it won’t eat a certain type of fruit? Bitch please. How about I eat you instead of the cow, and then take the money you were collecting and give it to that starving homeless veteran you just walked passed.

9. Oh yeah I almost forgot those dumb ass parents who don’t take the time to educate their kids or teach them simple common courtesy or common sense. You want to do so much, so the tv becomes the babysitter and now your media induced psycho that you are breeding at home in the living room is going to be attending the same school as my daughters. Thanks for that.

10. Thank you to all you two-faced fake ass people that call yourself friends. OMG! If I have to have another “why me” conversation with someone I’m going to flip. Bitch you know why you. You really don’t want to hear the answer. But I’m gonna tell them to you anyway. No, he wasn’t gay, he just wasn’t into you. You’re single because you value the almighty dollar bill over his personality. You’re also a bitch, and not the good kind either.

11. Thank you to all those single bitches with unrealistic false expectations. “I want him to love me for me.” No you don’t bitch, that’s why he’s never seen you in sweats, you wake up extra early to put on make up, he’s never seen you without your make up, and you dye your hair the moment a gray hair pops up. “I want someone who listens” Why? Who wants to listen to you bitch and gossip about the people you call your friends. Who wants to listen to you gab all day and night about “reality” tv shows and lip gloss. Trust me, if you had ANYTHING interesting to say, he would listen.

Wooo! I said a moutfull huh? Crap. I might get some mean emails on this one! LOL It’s ok, some things just gotta be said!

Love Always.

SAC ANIME (ANIME CONVENTION IN SACRAMENTO)

WWW.SACANIME.COM

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

MY HALLOWEEN 2010 MOVIE LIST

    I WILL BE PRETTY BUSY WITH THE KIDS THIS HALLOWEEN. I HAVE A HALLOWEEN PARTY, A SCHOOL COSTUME PARADE, AND THEN TRICK-OR-TREATING. I’M PRETTY LUCKY THOUGH BECAUSE MY KIDS DON’T LIKE TO TRICK-OR-TREAT THAT MUCH. THEY ARE ALL ABOUT THE COSTUMES, THE CANDY, AND THE HORROR MOVIE MARATHON!  WE ALWAYS EAT TAKE OUT (USUALLY PIZZA) AND PLOP DOWN IN THE LIVING ROOM TO WATCH SERIAL KILLERS, GHOULS, AND MONSTERS TAKE OVER THE AIR WAVES. THIS YEAR I'VE PUT TOGETHER A SWEET LIST, IN MY OPINION AT LEAST, OF SOME CHOICE MOVIES THAT WE WILL BE WATCHING THIS HALLOWEEN WEEKEND. (P.S. IF YOU DON’T GOT NETFLIX, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU GET IT. IT’S GOT SOME SWEET HORROR MOVIES. OLDER ONES AND NEWER ONES, SO YOU CAN DECIDE HOW YOU WANT TO SPEND YOU HALLOW’S EVE…) I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK NETFLIX FOR THE MOVIE DESCRIPTIONS.

  • TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING-The genesis of the monstrous Leatherface is recounted in this shocking slasher flick, which begins as two Vietnam-bound brothers, out for a last fling with their girlfriends, crash their Jeep -- and end up in a heap of trouble. Next thing you know, a psycho sheriff ushers them into a place where terror awaits in the form of young Leatherface.
  • HALLOWEEN (ROB ZOMBIE REMAKE)-Directed by Rob Zombie, this reimagining of the original Halloween horror flick finds masked sociopathic killer Michael Myers on the run from the mental institution where he's been committed since he was 10 years old. Immediately returning to his home town of Haddonfield, Myers haunts teenager Laurie Strode -- and has no qualms about killing anyone who crosses his path.
  • THE MONSTER SQUAD-Dracula, the Wolfman, Frankenstein, the Mummy and Gill Man descend on a tiny town in search of a diabolically powerful amulet. But only 12-year-old Sean and his gang of monster-obsessed misfits can save the day in this overlooked 1987 horror comedy.
  • RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 3-Teen sweethearts Curt and Julie are shocked when they uncover the secret work of government scientists who are reanimating the dead for military use. But when Julie dies in a motorcycle accident, the grieving Curt drags her corpse to the lab, hoping to bring her back. With the feds intent on resurrecting Julie's hot zombie bod, the undying lovers set off on a heart-stopping joyride through the bowels of hell
  • THE RAGE: CARRIE 2- After her only friend, Lisa, commits suicide, telekinetic outsider Rachel Lang embarks on a path of vengeance against the popular kids who drove Lisa to plunge off the high school roof in this nail-biting sequel. Soon, Rachel's destructive powers become obvious to school counselor Sue Snell, who survived the original Carrie's prom night massacre -- but will she be able to prevent a repeat of the carnage?
  • STEPHEN KING’S CAT’S EYE- Three short stories by shock-meister Stephen King are linked by a stray cat that roams from one tale to the next in this creepy triptych that begins as Dick tries to quit smoking by any means necessary. Next, we meet Johnny, an adulterous man who's forced by his lover's husband onto a building's hazardous ledge. Finally, Amanda is threatened by an evil gnome who throws suspicion on the family cat.
  • ED GEIN: THE BUTCHER OF PLAINFIELD- In this thriller based on the real-life story of the notorious rural Wisconsin serial killer, police discover a grisly scene at the secluded home of outcast Ed Gein. The gruesome find sends shockwaves across the country and haunts imaginations with the details of the demented killer's deeds. Gein's personality brings to mind Psycho's Norman Bates, Silence of the Lamb's Buffalo Bill and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre's Leatherface
  • BATMAN: UNDER THE RED HOOD- There's a mystery afoot in Gotham City when a shadowy vigilante known only as Red Hood sets his mind to stalking Batman and his former sidekick, Dick Grayson  -- who now goes by the heroic name of Nightwing. But the duo can't get too distracted, lest they fall prey to three familiar nemeses: the Joker, Ra's al Ghul and Black Mask.
  • LIMBO- Big-city lawyer Adam Moses refuses to hand over evidence to a mobster, leading to a rooftop shoot-out. He takes a bullet, but it causes no physical effect; instead, it sends him into a repeating time loop. Pondering his moral obligation, Moses decides to use his recurring hour to save a doomed gambler's life. Writer-director Thomas Ikimi presents this neo-noir thriller in moody black-and-white
  • DELICATESSEN- Gentle clown Louison moves into a tenement with a deli on the ground floor and falls for the butcher's daughter, Julie. But it's soon discovered that her father is really butchering people (à la Sweeney Todd) and selling the meat to tenants. At a crossroads, Julie must decide whether to remain loyal to her father or expose him to save Louison from becoming the next entrée
  • PUPPET MASTER- In director David Schmoeller's taut chiller, perverse master puppeteer Andre Toulon harnesses the power of ancient Egyptian magic to breathe life into his crew of marionettes, who morph into demonic killers. Many years later, a group of modern psychics looking for clues to explain a mutual friend's mysterious suicide end up trapped in a creepy hotel stalked by Toulon's miniature assassins.
  • PUPPET MASTER 2: HIS UNOLY CREATIONS- A gang of ghoulish, supernatural puppets uses an Egyptian brain serum to resurrect their long-dead creator, Andre Toulon, who promptly orders his marionette minions to drain the brains of a team of scientists. Meanwhile, Toulon falls for Carolyn, whom he believes to be the reincarnation of his lost love.
  • NOSFERATU- Many horror-film fanatics call F.W. Murnau's silent German classic starring Max Schreck -- who sports grotesque makeup that transforms him into a symbol of pestilence and decay -- the scariest Dracula adaptation ever. The chilling tale kicks off when a real estate agent (Gustav von Wangenheim) begins conducting business with eerie Count Orlok (Schreck), who goes on a rampage when he becomes obsessed with the man's comely wife (Greta Schröder).

 

***AS OF RIGHT NOW THIS IS THE PLAN, ALTHOUGH, I MIGHT ADD MORE MOVIES***

LOVE ALWAYS.

HAPPY HULU-WEEN

HEY GUYS IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE STUCK BEHIND A COMPUTER ON HALLOWEEN OR YOU PREFER BEING ON A COMPUTER THAN HULU’S GOT SOME COOL MOVIES AND CLIPS LINED UP FOR YOU! THEY HAVE CLASSIC TERRORS ALL THE WAY TO SERIAL KILLERS. IT’S SOMETHING TO WATCH THIS HALLOWEEN IF YOU CAN’T GET TO THE MOVIE RENTAL PLACE OR YOU PRFER DIGITAL COMPANY OVER REALITY. (WHICH IS OK BECAUSE SOMETIMES I PREFER IT TOO.) CLICK THE LINK AND ENJOY! YOUR WELCOME.

HULU-WEEN (HULU MOVIES FOR HALLOWEEN)

LOVE ALWAYS!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

URBAN DICTIONARY: RULE 34

RULE 34 MEANS: Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject. Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question. Most commonly used on various message boards for various reasons, from humor to cruelty.

SIMPLY PUT: If it exists, there is porn of it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIZZY GILLESPIE

      Ah, Jazz! I love it. There is nothing better than watching the rain hitting your window and listening to the soulful sound of jazz. In every jazz song you can hear the pain, love, sadness, etc. belt out with every note. It’s got to be one of the most emotional genre of music. I believe that all music is full of emotion. The best songs can make you feet whatever emotion the writer intended.

   And today is the birthday of one of Jazz’s most well-known artist, Dizzy Gillespie, born October 21, 1917. He died on January 6, 1993 of pancreatic cancer. But he music is still heard across the world. Best listened to on old records, but can he be purchased on CD. He is famous for he signature bent trumpet and those round puffed up cheeks. Several cartoons have been drawn depicting those round puffed up cheeks. I’ve included an article from wikipedia.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dizzy_Gillespie

Also you can check out some of his music here.

Dizzy and Louis Armstrong- Umberella Man

Dizzy- Salt Peanuts

Dizzy Gillespie- A Night In Tunisia

I hope you guys enjoy the music. I truly enjoyed listening to it as I looked for it. Of course, I invite you guys to take it one step further and look up some more classic from him.

Love Always.