- Wookiearillia- The urge to have sex with a wookie or a very hairy woman.
- Phonorillia- The urge to have sex with your phone.
- Hooparillia- The urge to have sex with the centre on your varsity girls high school's basketball team.
- Masterrillia- The urge to masturbate on a table in front of the whole class.
- Daterapeorillia- The urge to rape your date no matter what or where.
- Scofieldorillia- The urge to rape Michael Scofield from Prison Break.
- Rileyorillia- The urge to rape the Des. Tech. teacher.
- Leeorillia- The urge to rape a freshman named Dan Lee.
- Faggotorillia- The urge to rape a faggot (The British servant boy).
- Microrillia- The urge to have sex with a microwave.
Fridgearillia- The urge to have sex with a refrigerator.
- Teeorillia- The urge to have sex with a color TV.
- Teearillia- The urge to have sex with a black and white TV.
- MTVorillia- The urge to rape anyone that appears on MTV.
- Moneyorillia- The urge to have sex with your money.
- Guitararillia- The urge to have sex with a guitar.
- Foreignarillia- The urge to rape anyone foreign.
- Flamarillia- The urge to have sex with fire. (Good luck with that)
- UPS-arillia- The urge to have sex with the UPS guy.
- Icearillia- He urge to have sex with a tube of Icy-Hot (It feels good at first but then it screws you over.)
Saxarillia- The urge to have sex with a saxophone
- Norrisarillia- The urge to have sex with Chuck Norris.
- Munkarillia- The urge to have sex with a girl that makes sounds like a chipmunk when she gets excited or arroused.
- ABC-arillia- The urge to have sex with a three year old's alphabet play book.
- Slotarillia- The urge to stick your dick in the mail slot at the post office
- Mormonarillia- The urge to rape many Mormons.
- Jerkarillia- The urge to jerk off in front of the class.
- N-arillia- The urge to rape many girls whose names begin with Ns.
- Guanarillia- The urge to have sex with a pile of guano.
Lacrossarillia- The urge to stick a lacrosse stick up your ass.
- Junkfoodarillia- The urge to do sexual things with junk food items, specifically Twinkies.
- Drillia- The urge to do sexual things with Drills and Jackhammers.
- 451097rillia- The urge to do sexual things with people on the internet who have numbers in their screennames, but for that specific reason.
- You-arillia- The urge to rape yourself. (What the fuck. How the fuck do you do that)
- Huffarilia- The urge to huff kittens (Huffing the kitten may cause disturbing images of David Hasselhoff)
- Sexarilla- The urge to have sex with sex. (How you manage to do that is up to you)
- Internetarillia- The urge to have sex with that hot lesbian you just saw fingering her best friend.
- Urgearillia- The urge to have and urge to have sex with something that no one could ever have sex with.
- Busharillia- The urge to rape George Bush until he vacates the white house and passes the presidency to you.
Lesbianillia- The urge to have sex with lesbians.
- Antilesbianillia- The urge to avoid sex with lesbians.
- Gorillia- The urge to perform sexual acts on a primate.
- Pizzaillia- The urge to have sex with pizza.
- Marioillia- The urge to have sex with Nintendo's head mascot Mario. Not, under any circumstances to be confused with PaperMarioillia.
- PaperMarioillia- The urge to fornicate with Mario in his papery form but having no desire to do so with his non-papery form.
- AAAAAAAAArillia- The urge to have sex with anything that screams.
- Pixelphilia- The urge to have sex with pixels.
- Coparillia- The urge to rape police officers. (Be sure not to be caught)
- Sandwhicharillia- The urge to insert your penis between two slices of bread. (What a pitiful waste of bread!)
Hemophilia- Wait, this is a disease!
- Godzillia- The urge to have sex with over-sized lizards with apparent anger management issues.
- Pastaphillia- The urge to have sex with pasta.
Hawthornphillia - The urge to have sex with emo kids.
- Carnagillia - The urge to have sex with anything that bleeds.
- Muppetaphillia- The urge to have sex with puppets
- Satanphillia- The urge to have sex with an evil being bent on destroying humanity. (This fetish is common with Iraqi men, and Ann Coulter)
- Retardiphillia- The urge to have sex with someone stupid.
