Thursday, September 30, 2010

SCARY MOVIE CLICHES

     I’ve watched countless horror and thriller movies in my lifetime. Very few scare me now. Most of them I find quite funny. One thing always rings true. Those wonderful cliches that every scary movie has to have. Some are necessary for the plot, but most of them make the scene or the movie cheesier than a hot pizza. I’ve decided to list a few of them. Maybe you can use the list to stay alive during a horror movie moment. Or maybe you can use the list to see which ones appear in the movie that you are watching. It’s in no particular order. I just wrote them as my brain vomited them or in the order that my friends sent them.

1. Cars never start at critical times. Even though you’ve been driving it several times.

2. The dumb girl will always drop the best weapon to pick up the worse, useless weapon.

3. The girl that falls, even though there is nothing in her way.

4. The library will always have that one book you need with all the info about the demon.

5. There will always be that old person who knows the legend or the secret to defeat the person/monster.

6. The teens that do the most screwing or drugs will surely die.

7. I’ll be right back,” will be the last thing you say.

8. The killer will always rise up for one last scare, yet they always manage to get closer to check if he’s dead.

9. There’s always that one person who wants to investigate that abandoned building or that noise in the dark woods.

10. The gun will always run out of bullets when you need only one more bullet to end the life of the killer/monster.

11. When a couple is killed, the boyfriend will always die first.

12. Sluts never survive.

13. Never split up!!! The person that suggests this always dies. (And should die!)

14. Run towards the exits not farther away from them

15. Serial killers never run, yet they manage to catch the people who have been running the whole time they’ve been trying to escape.

16. No matter who your service carrier is, it will never work.

17. The police will show up out of nowhere, but will always arrive too late.

18. The bad guy will always tell you his whole entire plan. No need for you to play detective.

19. The moment someone discovers the killer’s identity, he/she will surely die before you get to tell anyone.

20. The creepy English kid is always evil!

 

Thanks guys for your submissions! It was fun going through the mail.  LOL  Now that you are armed with the cliches, maybe you should put them together and make your own horror movie!

 

Love always.

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Thursday, September 23, 2010

The Alphabet Murders (Rochester, New York 1971-73)

     This troubling case draws its popular nickname from the matched initials of three young victims raped and murdered over a three year period. Eleven year old Carmen Colon was the first to die, in 1971. Wanda Walkowicz, age 10 followed a year later, and a 10 year old Michelle Maenza was the last. The “alphabet” angle was further emphasized when the killer dumped each Rochester victim in a nearby town whose name began with the same letter as the murdered girl’s first and last names: Colon in Churchville, Walkowicz in Webster, and Maenza in Macedon. Police not that aside from the similarity in age, all three girls came from poor Catholic families and each had recently suffered from trouble at school. Detectives thus suspected a killer employed by some social service agency, whose job gave him access to such information, but interviews with 800 potential suspects led nowhere.

     In 1979 Rochester police named former resident Kenneth Bianchi as a suspect in the murder series. Better known to Californians as the “Hillside Strangler,” the confessed slayer (with cousin Angelo Buono) of 10 young women in Los Angeles, Bianchi was serving life for two more murders in Bellingham, Washington, and thus was unlikely to sue for slander. Authorities note that Bianchi left Rochester in January 1976, driving a car that resembled a vehicle seen near the site of one “alphabet” slaying. Bianchi has not been charged in the case, and the water were muddied further in December 1995, when an imprisoned killer claimed to know the “alphabet” murderer’s name. That tip, like the Bianchi lead before it, has thus far failed to solve the case.

THE CASE REMAINS UNSOLVED AND OPEN…

Saturday, September 18, 2010

I GUESS I ‘LL BE THE VILLAIN

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT WE ARE APPROACHING AN EVER INCREASING EPIDEMIC IN SOCIETY. APPEARANTLY NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THE TRUTH. PEOPLE WOULD RATHER BE LIED TO THAN TO COME TO THE CRIPPLING REALITY THAT IS LIFE. I'VE NOTICED THAT PEOPLE WHO TELL THE BRUTAL TRUTH ARE OFTEN HATED BECAUSE THEY HAVE A UNIQUE SENSE OF REALITY AND ARE ABLE TO CONVEY THAT TO THE PEOPLE THAT SURROUND THEM. BUT SOCIETY DOESN'T WANT THESE PEOPLE. SOCIETY WOULD RATHER HONOR LIARS AND CHEATERS.  PEOPLE ARE TOLD CONSTANTLY THAT CERTAIN FOOD OR ACTIVITIES ARE HARMFUL TO THEM, BUT INSTEAD OF GIVING UP THOSE THINGS THEY WOULD RATHER RATION OUT WHY IT'S OK.I AM COMPLETELY AWARE THAT SMOKING IS WRONG FOR ME, BUT I AM NOT GOING TO SUE THE CIGARETTE COMPANY IF I DEVELOP CANCER. I AM ALSO NOT OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT THAT SWITHING TO LIGHTS OR MENTHOLS WILL NOT REDUCE MY CHANCES OF SAID CANCERS OR DISEASES. IT'S THINGS LIKE THIS THAT PISS ME OFF.
   IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT PEOPLE WHO GIVE THE BRUTAL TRUTH HAVE BECOME DISLIKED AND SHUNNED, SORT OF A VILLAIN. WE ARE CONSIDERED ASSHOLES, DICKS, AND BITCHES.  SO I AM WILLING TO BE THAT VILLAIN.  I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE GETTING MAD BECAUSE I AM WILLING TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH. I DO NOT JUDGE YOU ON YOUR FETISHES, SEXUAL APPETITES, LIFE GOALS, DREAMS. AND A REAL FRIEND TO YOU SHOULD NOT JUDGE YOU EITHER. SO I AM WILLING TO BE THAT VILLAIN. I AM WILLING TO TAKE THE HEAT FOR MY HONESTY. I BELIEVE IN TRUTHS AND BEING YOURSELF. I BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE SHOULD LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE AS LONG AS YOU ARE HONEST ABOUT WHO YOU ARE.  WHEN DID IT BECOME OK TO TELL LITTLE WHITE LIES? THE LIES THAT ARE ACCEPTABLE ARE WHEN YOU ARE PLANNING A SURPRISE FOR SOMEONE. BUT LYING TO SOMEONE ABOUT WHERE YOU'VE BEEN OR WHAT TIME YOU GOT THERE ISN'T COOL, AND IT CAUSE THE OTHER PERSON TO LOSE TRUST.  AND TRUST IS A VERY HARD THING TO GAIN BACK BECAUSE IT TAKES SO LONG TO BUILD.  IT IS THE NUMBER ONE KEY TO SUCCESS FOR ANY RELATIONSHIP. WHETHER IT BE FRIENDSHIP, LOVERS, WORKERS, OR BUSINESS PARTNERS.
  SO I WILL BE THAT VILLAIN. I WILL TAKE THE LABEL OF BITCH OR ASSHOLE BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU THAT PURPLE IS NOT YOUR COLOR. I WILL BE THE ASSHOLE WHO TELLS THE MOTHER IN THE MOVIE THEATHRE THAT SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT HER WHIMPY CHILD TO THE HORROR MOVIE, ESPEICALLY IF HE/SHE'S NEVER SEEN ONE. I WILL BE THAT DICK THAT TELLS YOU THAT YOU WERE WRONG IF YOU TRULY WERE WRONG.  AND I EXPECT YOU ALL THAT JOIN ME AND BE THOSE ASSHOLES, DICKS, OR BITCHES THAT KEEPS THE WORLD IN CHECK.
AS ALWAYS, BE YOURSELF... YOUR TRUE SELF
LOVE ALWAYS,
CS

DON’T LOOK AT YOUR MAN’S MYSPACE, IT’S JUST GOING TO PISS YOU OFF.

If you allow your man to maintain a myspace, do not look at the friend list. If he got more than 35 people on his friend list (and is not a dj, blogger, or in the business of entertainment) i guarantee that the rest of them are myspace hoes! And trust me ladies, there are several hoes on myspace who will not hesistate to send your man nude pics, or sexy emails. It dont matter the status of your relationship, whether you're happy or not. there are profiles that are Bots, that are advertisements for other websites. But there are also those nasty chicks that have nothing better to do but post pics of themselves spread eagle in their panties. And your man don't care, they just hit the "add friend" button because they see a pretty girl. See, men give you their passwords and email addresses to their myspaces but they really don't want you to go there or even expect you to go there. They only say they will give you the information to lull you in to a false sense of security, a calm state of mind, where you think "he wouldn't do anything behind my back because he gave me the info...". Women it ain't true. And you find yourself browsing the internet and you decide to check his myspace anyway, dont read the mail... Because it will infuriate you. You are most likely to find out what he talks about when you are at work or sitting just a few feet in front of you. Be extra weary of the guys that get real touchy when you mention their myspace, or they refuse to hand over their passwords. That is a tell tale sign that he is mos def doing something on the side. If they want to see hoes, take them on the stroll, and let them pick out a hooker, it would save you a lot of time and a headache.
I have to give mad props to the MEN that know how to keep it PG on myspace. Props to the men who know they got a lady waiting for them, and they ain't trying to talk to no hoe. Because for every letter they've sent you or for every picture they've forwarded to you, they have sent it to about 100 guys. I give props to the men that use myspace for games, groups, and to catch up with old buddies and meet Wife (girlfriend) approved friends.
So if you are reading this note, then you 1)have gone through your man's myspace 2)are thinking about going through his myspace. Fuck it! If you are reading this right now, go delete his shit right now. Save yourself a headache.
Muah
Love always,
Charlie Sunshine

QUIT YOUR BITCHING

Quit your bitchin!!
Current mood: bitchy

I have been sitting here trying to be a friend to several people. I dont mind listening to their problems, trust me, I know how it feels to vent. But what I am finding a lot lately are just fucking whining and complaining. I am so fucking tired of listening to people tell me that they dont like their life, but yet I watch as they do absolutely nothing to change it. I am so tired of having to be several people's mother and nag them to get them to do shit that can better themselves. From now on if you aint doing nothing to help yourself out, keep your fucking problems to yourself.  shit even the Bible says, "God helps those who help themselves." Here are some helpful tips:

1. If you dont got a job...NIGGUH GET OFF THE COUCH AND LOOK FOR ONE!

2. If you are single... WHAT'S THE FUCKING RUSH, BETTER YOURSELF FIRST. YOU CANT LOVE NO ONE UNLES YOU LOVE YOURSELF AND YOUR SHIT IS TAKEN CARE OF.

3. There's no food in your house....NIGGUH GET A JOB AND BUY SUM FOOD! (SEE NUMBER 1)

4. Your man is cheating...BITCH U KNOW HE'S CHEATING! THAT AINT GONNA CHANGE!

5. You aint got no friends...YOU GOT ME! I'M SITTING HERE LISTENING TO YOUR DESPRESSING ASS, I MUST NOT QUALIFY AS A FUCKING FRIEND! GET OUT THE HOUSE, GET OFF THE VIDEO GAMES AND MEET REAL NOT VIRTUAL FUCKING PEOPLE.

6. There's no privacy where I live... MOVE THE FUCK OUT!

7. My welfare check is late...OMG! IF YOU AINT ELDERLY, DISABLED, SICK OR WITH KIDS, YOU DONT FUCKING NEED TO BE ON WELFARE.

8. My baby momma took all my money for my  kids....DUH NIGGUH! SUPPORT YOUR KIDS! THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK U SUPPOSED TO DO!

9. My baby momma wont let me see my kids...MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU BOUGHT SOME MOTHER FUCKING DIAPERS, CLOTHES, OR FORMULA OR IF YOU GOT A FUCKING JOB AND STOPPED DOING DRUGS MAYBE SHE WOULD LET YOU SEE THEM!

10. My job fired me...FIND ANOTHER ONE! THERE'S MANY OF THEM OUT THERE. DONT ACT LIKE YOU WENT TO HARVARD NIGGUH, IF YOU NEED MONEY MCDONALD'S IS
ALWAYS HIRING..
BOTTOMLINE: GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. STOP BITCHING TO ME IF IT AINT A REAL PROBLEM.. WHAT QUALIFIES AS A REAL PROBLEM? IF IT CAN'T BE SOLVED BY YOU GETTING A JOB, YOU GETTING OFF THE COUCH, YOU MOVING OUT, YOU TAKING CARE OF YOUR KIDS, YOU LEAVING A WORTHLESS NIGGUH, THEN IT'S A REAL PROBLEM. 
I'm sorry I just got super irritated lately...

AND REMEMBER FOLKS, I WANT ALL MY FRIENDS TO LIVE UP TO BE THEIR FULL POTENTIAL, BE WE HAVE TO REALIZE THAT WE ARE OUR WORST ENEMY
LOVE ALWAYS,
CS

MOVIEW REVIEW: THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT 3

Horrorfest III: The Butterfly Effect 3
This is the third installment in the Butterfly Effect series. And like its predecessors, it's about a person who can travel back in time via his mind or dreams.  In this movie,  Sam works for the Police Department solving murders using his unique gift.  The police thinks he is psychic and gladly pays him for his services.  He's taking care of his sister and things are going good for him until someone from his past, the sister of his dead girlfriend, returns to watch execution of the convicted killer that murdered his girlfriend. Armed with new evidence of the Convicted Killer's innocence, Sam decides to "jump" back to the past to see who actually killed his girlfriend.  He was only supposed to just observe like he did on his past trips to the past, but someone spots him and it disturbs the past and wholly affects the future, and in turn setting off a chain of events that create a serial killer in the present and the future.

The idea is both different and the same from the previous time traveling movies.  The ending is a twist and you truly do not  see it coming nor do you see the twist of why the serial killer is created.  Most of the actors are unknown but they do play their roles perfectly, even as the variations of their characters who were altered due to the changes in the past. 
Effectively the lesson that the movie is trying to teach us is the dangers of time traveling and why we should be glad that we cannot do it.  Because no matter how many times he went back to save someone he alters his future, which inevitably leads to a set back.  Although it was a bit of pleasure to watch him try to travel further and further into the past to intervene and save the girls from the serial killer, his efforts would prove to be futile once he realizes who the serial killer is and that the killer could mentally time travel as well.

I recommend this movie because of the fresh ideas and consequences that it brings to the table about time traveling.  It adds the right amount of gore. (The Serial Killer's weapon of choice is a buzz saw, folks!!!)  The actor for the main character might be a douche in any other movie but has found his niche in this one. So if you're a fan of the first Butterfly Effect go check this one out!!!
Love Always,
CS

I'D LIKE TO THANK….

I'd like to take the time to thank the people who have had an impact on my life.  I'd like to thank all the low expectation having individuals.

1. I'd like to thank the fathers of my children for having such horrible parenting skills.  You truly are an inspiration for my children to stay in school and go to college, and to stay away from drugs.

2. Thanks to all the immigrants who come to this country, live here for 10-15 years, refuse to learn the language, but demand government aid.  Thank you because without you my lawn wouldn't be cut, my house wouldn't be painted, i wouldn't have hot fresh tacos, and my parent's car would not get that hands on waxing and washing that it deserves.

3.  Thanks to all the individuals who decided not to go to college because someone has to make my Starbucks every morning and my McDonald's order served promptly.  Even McDonald's appreciates having you as employees because they even made a cash register with pictures so you dont have to wear yourselves out by thinking.

4. I'd like to thank the motherfuckers that come to job interviews in Jeans and Teeshirts because you make me look so good in my dress clothes.   Thank you for insuring that I get the job.

5. Thanks to the ignorant bastards who fuck up resumes.  Your half sheet of jibberish makes mine look oh so shining.

6. I'd like to thank the class clown at my high school because you provide hours of entertainment on the street corners while I'm drinking my Starbucks, trying to decide how much change your performance deserves.

7. Thanks goes to the jobless people on the Xbox.  I know you will always be online no matter what time of day.  Thanks for being online when i get off of work, playing the same game when I left to go to work.

8. A special thanks goes to Myspace Hoes for you showing off your bullet holes and stab wounds in your pics.  It's hurt looking broads like you that make me feel more confident in my body.

9. Thanks to all the haters who are raggedy and have nothing to offer society. Because without haterz, we successful people wouldn't know if are doing anything right.

10.  Thanks to all my successful assholes like me who are reading this blog and are mentally thanking all the fucked up individuals who have made their lives more enjoyable and successful.

Love Always,

CS

I AM THE MIRROR

AM THE MIRROR
 

FOR I AM LIKE THE MIRROR, UNABLE TO LIE. I REFLECT UPON THEE WHAT YOU DESPERATELY TRY TO HIDE. YOU TURN AND RUN IN FEAR AS I WOUND YOU WITH WHAT YOU FEAR THE MOST, THE TRUTH.

Read more: http://www.myspace.com/chsunshine/blog?page=2#ixzz0zuwEv8tn

BALT FETISHISM AND ALOPECIA

HERE IS A GREAT ARTICLE THAT I READ ONLINE TODAY! I HAVE TO AGREE WITH THIS VERY INTELLIGENT AND BEAUTIFUL BALD WOMAN. CHECK OUT HER PAGE AND OTHER ARTICLE.  I LOVE READING MANY DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE ABOUT BEING BALD AND BEAUTY. HOPE YOU ENJOY!
LOVE ALWAYS,
CS
http://www.alopecianmuse.com/women/bald-fetishism/

Bald Fetishism

February 13, 2009 by Angela
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I wanted to address a topic that is rather heated in the lives of women who live as Alopecians; the bizarre world of bald fetishists. I have gone to a number of bald fetish sites to see what the fascination is with a bald woman and try to make sense of this odd sexual proclivity. Women shave their heads for a variety of reasons, but as I am discovering, it is about power for a woman. And for every “powerful clean shaven woman” there is an awestruck willing man erect and waiting to be subdued. I wanted to look objectively at this group of participants, because I believe women are just as much apart of the bald fetish world as men are. I wanted to understand exactly what the big “turn on” was and why this particular fetish makes men go nuts and blow their load.

The picture on the left shows two women involved in fantasy roles, one as a dominate and the other as a submissive. For the sake of staying on the conservative side, I am not showing the rest of the picture. The woman being shaved not only has a clothes pin on her tongue, but she is topless with clothes pins pinched to her breasts as well, and from the waist down she is wearing a plaid Catholic school uniform skirt, white knee high socks and shoes. For me, it’s hard to see what the great appeal in this is, or even how it can be a turn on. And then it dawned on me; how long has sex in general been looked at as bad, wrong, sinful, immoral, disgusting, perverted and base? What were you told growing up about sex? How about sex before marriage? Could fetishism just be some deep psychological rebellion against what their parents expressed as acceptable and “right?”  Or is it the acting out of parental hangups about sex, beauty, love and life? As I view this first picture on the left I see a few things at work. I see a woman with a clothes pin pinched on her pieced tongue. Is there something she isn’t supposed to talk about? Her head is being shaved; was vanity and beautiful hair ever an contentious issue in this persons life? This is supposed to be exciting? A turn on? Well, when you were young, did you ever have sex in the house while your parents were home? Did you find it exciting to do something you weren’t supposed to do? Was it a turn on to almost get caught?

Since a bald woman isn’t a regular part of what is “acceptable” in the mainstream media or society, I think this adds to the appeal with fetishists. But what is a fetishist anyway? I believe that a fetishist of any kind needs that object or body part to get off sexually. The list of fetishes are extensive! Smelly feet, defecation, animals, hands, hair color, latex rubber outfits, S&M, size and shape of a woman or man, piercings, tattoos, fantasy incest, angry clown sex, objects…you name it and it has probably already been an active part of someone’s sexual life.

It can be a totally selfish and self serving sexual behavior that cares nothing for the other person. But for every self-serving fetishist, there is an equally self-serving partner…so I think they are kind of made for each other, don’t you? There are women that shave their heads because it’s a turn on to them and they know there is an audience for their brand of sexuality. Does that make it wrong? As objectionable and disgusting, immoral and base as you may feel it is, it’s how these people choose to live their lives and express themselves sexually.

I wonder what will happen if more women decide to make it acceptable to be bald in public and in society. Will it be as much of a turn on to the fetishist? I must clarify something though…I don’t believe if a man feels a bald woman is beautiful, it automatically makes him a bald fetishist. There is beauty to the female form, and when her hair is gone it allows the face, bone structure, eyes, nose, lips and smile to be seen clearly. Hair is no longer a distraction. Some men are actually surprised that they find a bald woman attractive. I would hate for them to feel shame in some way because they find bald women beautiful or sexy.

I have spoken to many women who are bald not by choice but because they are Alopecians. These are women who have lost their hair and now feel preyed upon by bald fetishists. They feel objectified by a fetishist’s advances, and rightly so! These are women who are NOT a part of the bald fetish fringe group and do not wish to be exploited or used to fulfill some strange sexual fantasy of a man who can’t seem to get it up without the assistance of looking at a bald woman. This of course adds to the excitement for the bald fetishist because “they’re advances and compliments aren’t welcome” by the Alopecian woman and this in turn adds to the appeal.

I have had a very good experience being an Alopecian woman, and while there have been some fetishists that have contacted me online, for the most part they have been far and few between. I don’t feel every man that thinks I’m sexy or beautiful is under suspicion of being a fetishist. I accept the compliment and allow my beauty to be acknowledged.

RANDOM FUN FACTS

Did you know?
STATE FACT;
In Oklahoma, dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate on private property in groups of three or more.
In Minnesota, it is illegal to cross state lines with duck on your head.
It is illegal to walk down a street in Maine with your shoelaces untied.
In Los Angeles, it is unlawful to hunt for moths under a street light.
In Pennsylvania, it is illegal for a man to purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.
In Alaska, it is illegal to look at a moose from the window of an aircraft or another flying vehicle. It is also illegal to push a live moose out of a moving aircraft.
In Nebraska, a parent can be arrested if his or her child can't hold a back a burp during a church service. While in Alabama it is illegal to wear a false moustache which causes laughter in church.
In Idaho, a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weights more than 50 lbs.
In Texas it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
In Huntington West Virginia, it's legal to beat your wife so long as it's done in public on a Sunday-and on the courthouse steps.
In Ohio, women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
In North Dakota, it is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
By law, everybody in Vermont must take at least one bath a week.
A law in Kirkland, Illinois, forbids bees from flying over the town.
In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife's hair.
In Iowa, it is illegal for a kiss to last more than five minutes.
It is illegal to carry an ice-cream cone in your pocket in Kentucky.
In Washington state, all lollipops are banned.
An unmarried woman may not parachute on Sunday in Florida.
No store in Providence, Rhode Island, is allow to sell a toothbrush on Sunday. But they can sell toothpaste and mouthwash on the Sabbath.
In Atlanta Georgia, it is forbidden to dress a mannequin without first pulling down the window blinds. It is also illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
In Kansas, it is against the law to catch fish with your bare hands.
In Milwaukee, residents must keep pet elephants on a leash while walking them on public streets.
In Atwoodville, Connecticut, it is illegal to play Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
In Muncie, Indiana, it is illegal to carry fishing tackle in a cemetery.
In New York, a fine of $25 may still be levied for flirting. This old law prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking at a woman in that way. A second conviction for this offense requires the offender to wear a pair of racehorse blinders whenever he goes out.
It is illegal to gargle in public in Louisiana.
In Massachusetts, mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
And finally, don't forget that you can be fined up to $500 in Chico California for detonating a nuclear device within the city limits!

WEIRD SEXUAL FACTS
1. More men subscribe to victoria’s secret catalogue than woman do.

2. Men can orgasm via anal penetration because of the close proximity of the anus to the prostate.

3. You can sexually satisfy your cat with a Q-tip.

4. One year more people voted for American Idol than voted for the election of the President of the United States.

5. 70% of men would suck their own penis…60% of those men have tried.
6.  the blue whale . it also has the most semen about 2 hundred gallons a shot
7. The most dangerous thing smuggled into a prison in the rectum was a grenade.
8. In prison, the anus is referred to as a Prison Purse.
9. A gay patient was admitted in ER, complaining of rectal pain after receiving a Concrete Enema.
10. A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in the world in relation to its size.
11. the blue whale.has the most semen about 2 hundred gallons a shot

 

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
The "save" icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards.
The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways. The following sentence contains them all:
"A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means, "the king is dead".
Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
All porcupines float in water.
The airplane Buddy Holly died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)
The only nation whose name begins with an "A", but doesn't end in an "A" is Afghanistan.
If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's Maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
A group of unicorns is called a blessing. Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink." A group of frogs is called an army. A group of rhinos is called a crash. A group of kangaroos is called a mob. A group of whales is called a pod. A group of ravens is called a murder. A group of officers is called a mess. A group of larks is called an exaltation. A group of owls is called a parliament.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
The phrase "sleep tight" derives from the fact that early mattresses were filled with straw and held up with rope stretched across the bedframe. A tight sleep was a comfortable sleep.
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight >floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111=12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. (note: if the rider's head is up the horse's rear, the rider died a politician.)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? -- One thousand
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?-- All were invented by women.
Married men revealed that they change their underwear twice as often as single men.
40% of all people who come to a party in your home snoop in your medicine cabinet.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs

Fun facts about the Human Body:
1. The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that is not attached at both ends
2. The human face has ten different groups of muscles.
3. It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown, but there is disagreement over the total number of muscles in the human face.
4. Human sneezes have been measured at speeds of more than 160km per hour. A sneeze, or ostentation, is a compulsive expulsion of air from the lungs
5. The brain uses one quarter of all the oxygen in the body
6. Approximately 85% of the human brain is made up of water. It contains 100 billion neurons, each of which is connected to 10,000 other neurons. Not even the most powerful of PC’s has as many connections as this ‘human computer’ has
7. The brain uses one quarter of all the oxygen in the body
8. Unborn babies  have fingerprints
9. The body’s smallest muscle is just one millimetre long and is inside the middle ear. Its purpose is to support one of the tiny bones inside the ear, called the stirrup.
10. There are 29 human blood groups. The rarest blood group of all is A-H which is a Bombay type blood sub-group. It is confines to just a handful of families and has been found in Japan where extensive studies have been carried out.
11. This strongest muscle in the human body is the masseter. It is situated at the back of the jaw. It is the muscle that allows the chewing of food
12. The hardest part of the human body is the enamel that covers the teeth. An adult human has thirty-two teeth and a child has twenty-eight.

WORLD SEX RECORDS

WORLD SEX RECORDS..
HUMAN SEXUAL PHYSIOLOGY FUN FACTS

1.  THE VAGINA CAN DRINK A GLASS OF WHISKEY AND PLAY A FLUTE.

2. BIGGEST HUMAN PENIS  WAS 14 INCHES ERECT.

3. BIGGEST CLITORIS WAS 12 INCHES

4. WOMEN CAN BE ALLERGIC TO SPERM.

5. HUMAN SPERM WAS FIRST DISCOVERED BY A STUDENT IN 1677.

6. THE FIRST SPERM BACK BEGAN LIFE IN 1964.

7. STEATOPYGY IS THE CONDITION OF LARGE BUTTOCKS.  THE BUTTOCKS CAN BE 2 TO 3 FEET ACROSS.

8. FAMOUS VICTIMS OF VD INCLUDE ABRAHAM LINCOLN, CESAR, CASANOVA, HITLER, AND OSCAR WILDE.

9. SMALLEST HUMAN PENIS WAS 1 INCH LONG AND WAS ONLY 4.75 INCHES ERECT.

10. THE LARGEST BREASTS WEIGHED 52 LBS.

HOW THE XBOX SAVED MY RELATIONSHIP

HOW THE XBOX  360 SAVED MY RELATIONSHIP

    I HAVE HEARD SOME VERY SAD STORIES ABOUT GIRLFRIENDS LEAVING THEIR DUDES BECAUSE THEY PLAY THE XBOX TOO MUCH.   HOWEVER, MY SITUATION IS DIFFERENT. 
    MY GUY HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM.  HE WAS ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT WOULD DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND END UP WAY TOO DRUNK.  AND HE WOULD GET IT IN HIS HEAD THAT HE WAS 8  FEET TALL AND BULLET PROOF. HE WOULD BECOME REALLY VIOLENT. HE WANTED TO FIGHT EVERYONE AND BECAME VERY PARANOID, EVEN TOWARDS ME.  HE IS ONE OF THOSE TYPES THAT DON’T LEARN HIS LESSON EASILY. HE HAS BEEN TO COURT SEVERAL TIMES AND ARRESTED ONE TOO MANY TIMES. BUT THAT STILL DIDN’T CHANGE THE WAY HE DRANK. I KNEW THAT ONE DAY HE  WAS GONNA HAVE TO LEARN THE HARDEST WAY OF THEM ALL, BY ME LEAVING HIM.  AND THAT IS JUST WHAT HAPPENED.
    I LEFT HIM..  I KICKED HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE AND TOLD HIM TO TAKE HIS SHIT AND LEAVE. EVENTUALLY DURING ONE COURT HEARING HE WAS ORDERED TO  TAKE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CLASSES, ALCOHOLIC ANONYMOUS CLASSES , AND HE WAS ORDERED TO STOP DRINKING BECAUSE IF HE WAS FOUND DRUNK OR WITH ALCOHOL IN HIS SYSTEM HE WOULD BE IMMEDIATELY SENT TO JAIL.  THIS WAS A HARD TASK FOR HIM TO ACCOMPLISH BECAUSE IN HIS PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS, HE WAS SO USED TO FIGHTS, ARGUMENTS, DRINKING, PARTYING, AND KICKING IT EXCESSIVELY WITH HIS HOMIES. HE TRIED SO HARD TO DO WHAT HE WAS TOLD, FOR THE SAKE OF HIS FREEDOM AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH ME. 
    IT’S HARD TO QUIT ANY ADDICTION COLD TURKEY.  FROM CIGARETTES, DRINKING OR EVEN EATING TOO MUCH, ALL OF US ARE  ADDICTED TO SOMETHING. AND WHEN YOU ARE BASICALLY FORECED TO STOP DOING WHAT YOU’VE DONE FOR SO LONG, IT MAKES IT TEN TIMES HARDER. I STUCK IT OUT WITH HIM. I WAS WORRIED WHERE HE WAS GOING TO DIVERT HIS EXCESS ENERGY.  HE STARTED TO  SMOKING MORE. HE WAS UP TO TWO PACKS A DAY.  AND THAT WORRIED ME TOO.  I HAD TO THINK OF SOMETHING QUICK FAST THAT WOULD EASE HIM OFF DRINKING HIMSELF  INTO A STUPER.
    WE’RE BOTH BIG GAMERS. (AND MUSIC HEADS.)  SO WHAT COULD I HAVE HIM DO THAT WOULD MAKE IT EASIER FOR HIM TO QUIT DRINKING AND WAS A BIT HEALTHIER THAN SMOKING?  (BECAUSE I KNEW THAT RUNNING A MARATHON WAS OUT OF THE QUESTION!)   SO I BOUGHT HIM SOMETHING THAT I KNEW HE WOULD LOVE. MORE VIDEO GAMES. I NOTICED THAT WHEN HE WAS STRESSED, HE WOULD PLAY GAMES A BIT MORE. SO I ENCOURAGED IT.  NOW WHEN HE IS ANGRY, OR WHEN I AM PISSED, WE TAKE IT OUT ON THE UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS IN THE ONLINE ROOMS OF GHOST RECON: ADVANCED WARFIGHTER.  ALSO AFFECTIONATELY KNOW AS G.R.A.W.   INCREASING THE TIME HE PLAYED ONLINE TOOK HIS MIND OFF THE EVER INCREASING URGES TO DRINK.  WE EVEN INCREASED TIME THAT THE FAM ILY PLAYED TOGETHER. 
    NOW HE IS COMPLETELY FINE.  MY  OVERSION THERAPY WORKED. WE DIDN’T INCREASE THE TIME ON XBOX BY MUCH. MAYBE AN HOUR OR TWO MORE THAN USUAL.  WE ALSO DO FAMILY WALKS TO THE STORE AND PARK.  I’M A CASUAL DRINKER. I LIKE TO HAVE A BEER AFTER WORK OR A SHOT OR TWO.  I HAVE NEVER BEEN THE TYPE TO DRINK TO GET DRUNK. I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. NOW, HE IS LIKE ME. A BEER HERE OR THERE.  AND HIS URGES FOR MORE HAVE DIED. NOW BARBECUES ARE MORE FUN BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BREAKING UP A FIGHT OR GETTING IN AN ARGUMENT BECAUSE HE CAN’T HANDLE HIS LIQUOR.  THINGS ARE A LOT BETTER BETWEEN US. WE HAVE A NEW BABY, NOT TO MENTION THE OTHER KIDS WE HAVE FROM PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS, TO REMIND US THAT THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO LIVE FOR. ……AND THAT’S HOW THE XBOX 360 SAVED MY RELATIONSHIP.

HI, I’M AN ACHIEVEMENT WHORE…..

MY GAMER SCORE MADE ME DO IT!! I CAN’T HELP IT. WHENEVER I GET A NEW GAME, THE FIRST THING I DO IS CHECK OUT WHAT KINDS OF ACHIEVEMENTS THE GAME HAS.  AND AFTER PLAYING THE GAME FOR A WHILE, I DO WHAT EVERY GAMER SHOULD I DO…. I GO ONLINE OR SEARCH THROUGH A MAG FRANTICLY  TO SEE HOW I CAN GET THOSE EVERY ELUSIVE SECRET ACHIEVEMENTS. DOES THAT MAKE ME AN ACHIEVEMENT WHORE? MOST DEF!! DOES THAT MAKE ME A CHEATER? HELL NO!!  NO ONE SHOULD EVER FEEL THAT WAY EITHER. SOMETIMES A SECRET ACHIEVEMENT IS AS SIMPLE AS DISOBEYING AN ORDER A GUARD HAS GIVEN YOU (HALF LIFE 2) OR CREATING A MALE/FEMALE ROCKER (GUITAR HERO WORLD TOUR).  THEY CAN ALSO BE VERY COMPLICATED. THAT’S WHY I DO TRULY RECOMMEND GOING ONLINE AND RESEARCHING THE GAME YOU ARE TRYING TO GET THE COMPLETE GAMERSCORE FOR. MORE KNOWLEDGE NEVER HURT ANYONE, RIGHT?   THAT’S WHY THEY HAVE WEBSITES LIKE WWW.XBOX360A.ORG . IT’S A WEBSITE THAT HAS ALMOST EVERY GAME AVAILABLE FOR YOUR XBOX 360, RETAIL GAMES AND LIVE ARCADE.   THEY ALSO SHOW YOU HOW TO ATTAIN THE ACHIEVEMENTS AVAILABLE FOR THE GAME YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR WITH THEIR HANDY DANDY GUIDES.  INCLUDING THE SECRET ACHIEVEMENTS.  AND WHAT ALSO ROCKS ABOUT THAT WEBSITE IS THAT YOU CAN SEND IN INFORMATION TO HELP KEEP THE DATEBASE CURRENT.  IT’S THE ONLY SITE I GOT TO WHEN I’M LOOKING FOR MORE GAMER SCORE.
AS ALWAYS, LOOK FOR ME ONLINE!!  I’LL BE THE ONE WITH THE MILLION GAMER POINTS AND EVERY ACHIEVEMNT UNLOCKED…..  OK I’M LYING. I SAID I WAS AN ACHIEVEMNT WHORE, BUT I NEVER SAID I WAS A HONEST ONE!!!! LOL


LOVE ALWAYS,

CS

TRIPPING WITH THE GREEN FAIRY

TRIPPING WITH THE GREEN FAIRY… ABSINTHE

***THIS HOLIDAY SEASON ARE YOU LOOKING TO ADD SOME SPICE TO YOUR PARTY??   GET A COUPLE OF FRIENDS TOGETHER WHO APPRECIATE ODD LIQUORS AND BUY YOURSELVES A BOTTLE OF ABSINTHE.***
 
    ABSINTHE WAS BANNED IN THE UNITED STATES IN 1912 BECAUSE IT WAS BELIEVE TO MAKE YOU  HALLUCINATE.  IT RECENTLY BECAME LEGAL TO “TRIP WITH THE GREEN FAIRY”.  ABSINTHE IS MADE FROM WORMWOOD WHICH IS TO BLAME FOR THE HALLUCINATIONS.  JOHNNY DEPP , MARILYN MANSON, AND EMINEM ARE SOME FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO DRINK ABSINTHE.  THE DRINK ITSELF ALSO DATES BACK TO THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN TIMES.  IT WAS ALSO USED IN FRANCE FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES. MANY ARTISTS, POETS AND PLAYWRITES HAVE USED ABSINTHE TO RELEASE THEIR MINDS AND BECOME MORE CREATIVE.  VAN GOGH, PICASSO, MANET, ALL PAINTED ABSINTHE AS THE SUBJECT OF THEIR PICTURES.  IT IS ALSO RUMORED THAT VAN GOGH CUT HIS EAR OFF BECAUSE OF THE EMERALD COLORED DRINK. 

ABSINTHE WAS BANNED IN THE UNITED STATES  NOT REALLY BECAUSE OF ITS “EVIL” SIDE, IF YOU WILL,  BUT BECAUSE OF THE TROUBLES IT WAS CAUSING FINANCIALLY FOR THE VINYARDS.  VINYARDS AND WINERIES WERE TRYNG TO RECOVER AFTER A DEVASTATION OF  PHYLLOXERA, BUT BY THAT TIME MOST PEOPLE WERE DRINKING ABSINTHE.    ABSINTHE  BEGAN TO GET A BAD RAP.  (OR AT LEAST IT WAS PORTRAYED THAT WAY.)    WHEN A FARMER GOT REALLY DRUNK OFF OF WINE, HARD LIQOURS AND  ABSINTHE THEN SHOT HIS FAMILY, THE MEDIA WAS ALL TOO READY TO BLAME ABSINTHE FOR THE DOWNFALL.  MANY CONTRIES NEVER BANNED ABSINTHE.   IN FACT, MANY TOURISTS FLOCK TO THESE COUNTRIES TO PARTAKE IN THE DRINKING AMONG FRIENDS AND FAMILY.  COUNTRIES LIKE UNITED KINGDOM, CANADA, AND CZECH REPUBLIC. 

THERE ARE SEVERAL TYPES OF ABSINTHE. SOME ARE GREEN  AND  SOME ARE CLEAR.  IT IS MAINLY CLASSIFIED BY ALCOHOL CONTENT AND QUALITY.  THE SCALE IS AS FOLLOWS:  ORDINAIRE, DEMI-FINE, FINE, SUPEREURE, AND SUISSE.    SUPEREURE AND SUISSE ARE OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY. AS WITH ANY OTHER ALCHOL, PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY AND ALWAYS IN MODERATION.  YOU  CAN PURCHASE ABSINTHE AT YOUR LOCAL LIQUOR STORE.  PRICES RANGE BY QUALITY OF COURSE.   ABSINTHE IS PRETTY BITER IN TASTE. SO HERBAL EXTRACTS AND SUGAR ARE USUALLY ADDED.   A SLOTTED SPOON IS PLACED OVER THE SMALL ABSINTHE SHOT GLASS AND THE DRINK IS THEN POUR SLOWLY OVER A SUGAR CUBE TO MELT IT AS IT GOES INTO THE GLASS.   ABSINTHE GLASS AND SPOON SETS CAN ALSO BE PURCHASED TO PERSONALIZED THE EXPERIENCE,

WELL THERE YOU GO. HOPE I SHED SOME LIGHT ON AN UNFAMILIAR SUBJECT. I’VE GIVEN YOU ALL THE BASICS.   AND NOW IT IS YOUR JOB TO TRY SOMETHING NEW WITH SOME LOVED ONES. 

LOVE ALWAYS,

CS

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Serial Killers/Unsolved Murders

I’ve been researching lots of unsolved cases and serial killers a lot lately. Actually it’s sort of something that interests me a lot. The mind of a serial killer is quite intriguing. What makes them tick? There are a lot of questions. Like, what makes a person plan riddles and clues then kidnap people and hold them as slaves or just murder them?  It’s a question for psychologists around the world. So I’ve decided to post up some interesting case studies I’ve collected or came across. I hope you enjoy.

 

Love Always

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Opportunity

WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES ANOTHER DOOR OPENS. IT’S ALWAYS AMAZING WHEN THINGS SEEM TO BE TOO MUCH, THERE IS ALWAYS SOME SORT OF LIGHT. THERE HAS BEEN SO MUCH STRESS AROUND ME LATELY. BUT I HAVE BEEN MANAGING TO DEAL WITH IT THE BEST I CAN.

Anxiety

There are a lot of times where we feel very anxious. I personally get really anxious when I’m in a huge crowd. I’m not agoraphobic or anything, it’s just that large crowds make it too easy for things to happen. Like kidnapping, muggings, pick pockets, etc. Plus I can’t help but to imagine that horrible disaster scenario . You know that one that starts off at the beginning just after finding out that shit has popped off. All of a sudden the mob runs towards the nearest exit. People get trampled, and lots of other horrible things. Makes me shutter just thinking about it.

I find myself to be the most anxious while waiting at the doctor’s office. It really doesn’t matter what I’m there for, whether it’s something small like a routine flu shot, or something serious like surgery. After you register, you sit in the front office next to either that disturbingly sick old lady or that kid that coughs on everything and all the parent does is watch. I always wonder if that’s how the T-virus is going to spread. I’ve watched a lot of horror movies, all of them have that one doctor scene where there is someone who is infected is sitting in the waiting room, coughing, until they fall out and die, covered with those tell-tale lesions.  And that has got to be one of my worse fears, to be quarantined. I already know that I’m not going to take the situation well either. The government is going to tell you immediately that you will most likely die because they want you to remain calm so you don’t freak everyone out and cause a scene or a riot. But once those guys in the Haz-mat suits show up, you can bet that you’re fucked.  I guess you can say that I’m a little paranoid. I don’t want to end up in a quarantine and not know why or if I’m going to die or not knowing anything at all.

I think my anxiety got worse after I became an adult. Most likely because of all the stuff I’ve seen either on online or in the news. The more you know the more terrifying the world around you becomes. So I just stay in my house prepared for emergencies. I’m not kidding. After moving here and being greeted by the Quake of ‘89, I’ve learned to keep a GREAT emergency kit on hand. I’ve even got a stake in case of vampires and I’ve been reading a ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE.  Now that I say it out loud, it does seem a little silly. I still wouldn’t want to take any chances. LOL. I supposed my anxiety and paranoia are linked, but is that true for everyone? Does anxiety and paranoia go hand in hand? Can you have one and not the other? I’ll never know because all the people I know either had anxiety and developed paranoia or vice versa. I guess I will have to save that question for my therapist. In the meantime, I will be sitting in my crib enjoying my nice, peaceful environment, stocked with food and entertainment….. and well prepared for disasters… (Including the paranormal kind.)

Love Always.