THE LICKED HAND

A beautiful young girl is left home alone with only her dog to protect her. On the news that night, they announced there is a serial killer on the loose in the area. Before she goes to bed, she locks all the doors and tries to lock all the windows, but the one in the basement won’t lock. She decides to leave it unlocked, but locks the basement door and goes to bed. Her dog takes its customary place under her bed.

In the deep of night she awakens to a dripping sound coming from her bathroom. Half-awake, the girl feels the comforting lick from her dog and falls back to sleep. She reawakens to the dripping sound, reaches her hand down to the dog where she feels the reassuring lick and falls back to sleep. Once more, she awakens to the dripping sound. She reaches her hand down and feels the lick of her dog.

Now curious about the dripping sound, she gets up and slowly walks towards the bathroom, the dripping sound getting louder as she approaches. She reaches the bathroom and turns on the light. She is greeted by a horrific sight; hanging from the shower nozzle is her dog with its throat slit open and its blood dripping into the bathtub.

Something on the bathroom mirror catches her eye; she turns around. Written on the wall in her dog’s blood are the words “Humans can lick too.”

 

THE ORIGINAL STORY IS LOCATED AT: http://www.creepypastaindex.com/creepypasta/the-licked-hand

(This is an oldy but goody!!!!! )

DELETE

It started with my friend in Japan. He was a hacker and pirate and always left his computer on, along with AIM and MSN. When he logged out on both, I assumed his computer finally died from overload. It was then I noticed all his posts on our favorite sites were gone. All his accounts, all his videos, all his comments.

Sorry, I’m getting ahead of myself. My name is Nathan and I’m a shut-in. Agoraphobia. I live in North Carolina and I program for a living. My sister does the shopping for me and I live in a basement. No windows. That might very well be the only thing that’s keeping me safe.

I woke up a month ago, at 3 AM and sat down at my desk, ready to work a bit but mostly chat. That’s when I noticed KaosSrida was gone. I don’t know his real name so don’t bother asking. Besides some spelling issues, he was a fairly good English speaker and I enjoyed talking to him. He also knew everything about computers, stuff I could never imagine possible.

That’s why I wasn’t worried. It was well within his expertise to hack into sites and delete his own posts. I assumed he had gotten sick of the internet. He’d been complaining about it for years.

I tried discussing his disappearance with a mutual friend. He seemed confused, like he was forgetting who Kaos was. This friend was really old. I worried about his mental health. I decided to let it go and talk about sports a bit.

By this time, three or four people had stopped logging on. Not the most unusual thing in the world. People got busy sometimes or just didn’t feel like talking. Only, their posts disappeared as well.

Now, it had been a couple of days since Kaos went missing. And I was getting fairly freaked out so I turned off the computer and watched TV for a while.

That’s when shit got scary.

One of the news anchors was gone. The other would sometimes look to the spot her patner should be and look confused for a while, only to return to speaking as usual. A local show called Three Sisters or something, was now Two Sisters. And yes, the third sister was gone. As with the news, sometimes there would be times where the third sister was important and for a moment they seemed to remember. But then they just kept acting. A cooking show just showed the studio, with no host.

I am a rational man and I was quick to rationalize everything. The news anchor wasn’t used to working alone while her partner was sick and the show with the sisters was part of a plot, I wouldn’t know, I didn’t watch it. The cooking show was harder to explain. Perhaps they left the camera running while they had to leave for some reason, and the network guys didn’t notice.

I had calmed myself and decided to watch something else. I got a TV guide my sister had gotten me and flipped through it. That’s when I noticed the freakiest thing yet. The Two Stooges. I stared blankly at the name, squished between an old britcom and one of those shows about how good the fifties were.

It was soon to start so I flipped over to the channel. Sure enough, the title screen said The Two Stooges. Surely, this was some joke or a rip off.

But no. It started as I remembered it. Only with a stooge less.

I freaked out and turned off the TV.

So here I am. It’s been a month and around a hundred people are missing that I know of. My sister is gone as well. I’m posting this in every site I can, hopefully reaching as many people as I can. If you can notice the people missing as well, my name is Nate Creek and I live in a small town in North Carolina, pleas e PM me as soon as possible.

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“Hey Bob. Bob, help me out here.”

The man stared at the computer screen, furrowing his eyebrows.

“What do want, Jim?”

Bob walked over to him, a bored look on his face.

“One of the AIs has a glitch.”

“How so?”

“I deleted several other AIs and an entertainment pack so I could install the new versions but this AI didn’t delete its memories and is panicking. I thought it was the lack of a support AI because I deleted the sister file as well, but the memory logs show it started much sooner. He’s been at his computer for hours.”

“What’s he doing? Working? Creative writing?”

“Autobiographical-diary, it says. I thought we didn’t install that module on this one.”

“It’s probably a glitch of some sort. Just delete and do a clean install with the others.”

Jim sighed.

“I kinda liked this one.”

“It’s just a program Jim. It’s not like it’s sentient.”

Jim watched the visual representation of Nate_Creek_5 type furiously.

“I guess you’re right, Bob.”

Jim right clicked the AI and choose delete.

 

 

STORY TAKEN FROM: http://www.creepypastaindex.com/creepypasta/delete

Paranormal Stories: Russian Experiments

Found this interesting story about Russian Experiments that were done to test what happens to people when they are deprived of sleep through the use of a highly addictive gas! I hope you enjoy this story as much as I did. :-)

Love Always

 

TERROR AT BART: NAKED MAN ATTACKS! WHAT’S BEHIND IT ALL?

I have witnessed something really disturbing today… It started off like any other day at work.  I get a Facebook notification that a friend of mine had tagged me in a video. I watch it and it is pretty funny! It was a fight video with a guy and a drag queen (?).  And that out of right field a torso, yes a freaking torso, came to jump into the fight. Maybe I am being mean by calling him a torso, it was a guy with no arms or legs hop out of a wheel chair that was off to the right side.  After watching this freak show, I was dicussing the video with a coworker.  He then asked if I had heard about the naked man that was attacking people at the BART station, to which I replied that I had not.  That, of course, meant that he had to send me the link. 

     Immediately upon pressing play the action was in full swing.  There was what appeared to be an African-American male with an afro and was completely asshole naked! I am not joking! He then proceed to stalk and pounce on a young female who was completely terrified, and it was that state of fear that he remain in the whole video. The Naked Man then proceeded to various gymnastic moves, flips, kicks, splits all around the BART station.During his reign of terror he attacks several other patrons, before laying down flat on the floor, making erratic movements and sounds.  (At this point a BART rider walking his bike, kicks the lunatic.)  The Naked Man gets up an then tries to attack more people, before the video is ended. 

    On the surface, this video is quite hilarious to witness his obvious decent into madness.  But if you dig deeper, you have to wonder, what does it all mean? The news is reporting that the man was on drugs, but I haven’t heard which type of drug he was on.  The is truly disturbing to me because we have seen a rise in cases like these. (Do I have to remind you of all the “zombie” cases that have appeared on television.) The fact that the drugs are having and even more negative effect on individuals is alarming. The cross melding of drugs are creating these “super” drugs that are causing people to lose their fucking minds.  Designer drugs are getting more and more popular. And with these new drugs, the doses needed to get to that level are getting smaller. But it seems that even though the doses are smaller, people seem to be ingesting  these designer drugs at larger that “recommended” amounts”. These drugs severally alter the mind, and cause episodes of extreme aggressive or eventually put you in a super agitated state.

     People are even saying that these new drugs are some sort of government testing. The government is experimenting on the American people by creating drugs for the use of making the public more servile and/or using the drugs for war applications.  It is no secret that in the past the government has used several types of drugs, hoping to use them during war. 

     If not drugs, then was else caused this man to act to erratic at the BART station?  If the man had a mental problem, these would also definitely explain his behavior. There are several mental illnesses that would cause an otherwise normal individual to lose his/her fucking shit.There are all too many incidents where someone who wasn’t right in the head has flipped out and caused damage to property, harm to other, or even harm to themselves. 

Whatever the case was, it’s is also frightening to see incidents like this where innocent and unsuspecting individuals get attacked.  Here is the video, finally, but I have to warn that is graphic and NSFW.

Love Always.

BARACK OBAMA: ANTICHRIST ???

I have been trolling the internet and have seen some rather interesting topics. One of which is how Barack Obama may be the Antichrist. This topic has gained more and more popularity with the recent news of Osama Bin Laden’s death. There are some things are trippy and then there are some things that might be stretching it, but all in all this topics and the “evidence” they find to back it is interesting none the less. I hope you enjoy as much as I did. We will never know the truth because we weren’t around to write the bible.  And that’s what I want you to take with you when you are finished reading this blog. I’m not trying to change your persoanl beliefs. I personally know a few people who actually fit most of the 27 characteristics of the antichrist.  I will update this and post more on the topic as I find it on the internet.

The 27 Characteristics of the AntiChrist:
1. He comes from among ten kings in the restored Roman Empire; his authority will have similarities to the ancient Babylonians, Persians, and Greeks [Daniel 7:24; Rev 13:2 / Daniel 7:7]
Obama: American president has similarities to Babylonians, Persians, and Greeks.
2. He will subdue three kings [Daniel 7:8, 24]
Obama: Hmmm... McCain, Hillary and John Edwards
3. He is diverse from the other kings [Daniel 7:24]
Obama: Mixed race
4. He will rise from obscurity…a “little horn” [Daniel 7:8]
Obama: virtually unheard of two years ago.
5. He will speak boastfully [Daniel 7:8; Rev 13:5]
Obama: Change we can [blindly] believe in...
6. He will blaspheme God, [Daniel 7:25; 11:36; Rev 13:5] slandering His Name, dwelling place, and departed Christians and Old Testament saints [Rev 13:6]
Obama: not exactly getting along with his pastor...
7. He will oppress the saints and be successful for 3 ½ years [Daniel 7:25; Rev 13:7]
Obama: One termer.
8. He will try to change the calendar, perhaps to define a new era, related to himself [Daniel 7:25]
Obama: Michigan primary... once again change he can believe in... may be a 3 day work week.
9. He will try to change the laws, perhaps to gain an advantage for his new kingdom and era
[Dan 7:25]
Obama: wants to re-negotiate NAFTA!
10. He will not be succeeded by another earthly ruler, but by Christ [Daniel 7:26-27]
Obama: Future stuff...
11. He will confirm a covenant with “many” [Daniel 9:27]
This covenant will likely involve the establishment of a Jewish Temple in Jerusalem
[see Dan 9:27; Matt 24:15]
Obama: Future stuff: ???, diplomatic deal? treaty? NAFTA? Peace treaty with bin Ladin? Who knows.
12. He will put an end to Jewish sacrifice and offerings after 3 ½ years and will set up an abomination to God in the Temple [Daniel 9:27, Matthew 24:15]
Obama: I've never heard of him sacrificing an animal, or follow ANY of the sacrifice rites from the book of Leviticus.
13. He will not answer to a higher earthly authority; “He will do as he pleases”[Daniel 11:36]
Obama: U.S. presidents are like that....
14. He will show no regard for the religion of his ancestors [Daniel 11:37]
Obama: His Father was a Muslim...
15. He will not believe in any god at all [except for himself] [Daniel 11:37]
Obama: His Mother is an atheist. He was raised atheist. And his adopted church believes in stuff that's kind of politically incorrect. Does he really believe in god?
16. He will have "no regard for the desire of women"[Dan 11:37]
Obama: He doesn't much care for Hillary. Bill embodies the the "desire of women"...
17. He will claim to be greater than any god [Daniel 11:37; 2 Thess 2:4]
Obama: Obviously someone who disobeys the bible thinks they are greater than God.
18. He will claim to be God [2 Thessalonians 2:4]
Obama: Satanists claim to be gods, and as a democrat, he is a satanist.
19. He will only honor a “god” of the military. His whole focus and attention will be on his military. He will conquer lands and distribute them [Daniel 11:39-44]
Obama: Has an expert "campaign" - the electoral equivalent of an army.
20. His arrival on the world scene will be accompanied by miracles, signs and wonders [2 Thess 2:9]
Obama: Signs/Disasters like Chinese earth quake, the cyclone that his burma. Wonders like a black man and a woman are to front runners for US president...
21. Either he, or his companion [The False Prophet], will claim to be Christ [Matt 24:21-28]
Obama: We'll have to wait for his choice on a running mate.
22. He will claim that Jesus did not come in the flesh, or that Jesus did not rise bodily from the grave [2 John 7]. He will deny that Jesus is the Messiah [I John 2:22]
Obama: Is a democrat.
23. He will be worshipped by many people [Rev. 13:8]
Obama: I would have to say this is true...
24. He will hate a nation that initially will have some control over his kingdom, but he will destroy this nation [Rev 17:16-18]
Obama: Israel?
25. He will appear to survive a fatal injury [Rev. 13:3; 17:8]
Obama: Everyone thought his campaign was "dead" before Iowa.
26. His name will be related to the number six hundred and sixty six [Rev 13:17-18].
Was born in Chicago zip code: 60606
27. He will be empowered by the devil himself [Rev. 13:2]
Nominated by democratic party.
UPDATE! Matthew 5:34 CLEARLY STATES THAT OBAMA "COMETH OF EVIL"
Obama insisted on taking the oath of office TWICE! Why is he so obsessed with oath-taking? Read Matthew chapter five, in which Jesus clearly says that oath-taking is "evil":
33 Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, Thou shalt not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths: 34 But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne: 35 Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King. 36 Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black. 37 But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.

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FOREIGN FILMS: A TRIP AROUND THE WORLD WITHOUT LEAVING YOUR LIVING ROOM

  Lately I have been watching lots and lots of foreign horror and thriller films. I have to say it was an overall nice trip around the world via movies. I have seen movies from Germany, Italy, Taiwan, Korea, Japan, China, Denmark, and many other places. I have seen many foreign movies before but I kind of over dosed, if you will. Some of them I have to say were really good while others weren’t so good. And one thing I love to do is read the movie reviews about these movies. Sometimes the films can be so confusing to many people. And it is so damn funny to see them try to explain the endings. But what really bothers me are when people give movies a bad review because they didn’t understand the movies. It’s one thing if the movie sucks because of bad acting or because of terrible directing. I don’t think it’s fair to write a bad review for the simple fact  that the movie was smarter than you. And what usually happens is the person missed some critical conversation or a key piece of evidence because they were distracted or weren’t paying attention.There are plenty of message boards where you can have your questions answered, but don’t dis the movie. I just have to say that I find that extremely funny.

  I also have to thank my friends for all the wonderful suggestions that they have given me. Movies like “Martyrs”. It’s a chilling film where you find yourself watching truly likeable characters and suffering along with them. The movie itself is about a young girl named Lucie who was kidnapped by a cult of some sort as a child. When she escapes she is placed in an Orphanage, where she meets her best friend Anna. Together Lucie and Anna work against the demons that Lucie fought when she was kidnapped. They decide to embark on an adventure for revenge. The torture these young women endure is painful to watch, but not like Hostel painful. It’s not necessarily rough torture porn. The characters are wonderful young women, who have lost their innocence. They are 100% likeable and you want them to survive. This movie stays with you.

I have found that Asian movies tend to be more cerebral while most of the German movies were a tad bit more brutal. If you haven’t watched a foreign film before because you “don’t like to read while watching a movie”, there are plenty of foreign films that are in English or are dubbed. (Plus most DVDs give you the option to switch the audio to English.) I say get over your fear of foreign movies because you are truly missing out on amazing stories, likeable characters, and different points of view. Here are a few movies that I recommend (I’d like to thank Netflix for the movie descriptions) :

Martyrs-Years after she escaped from an icy torture chamber in an abandoned slaughterhouse, Lucie (Mylène Jampanoï) enlists the help of her closest friend, Anna (Morjana Alaoui), to track down the family who tormented her and exact her revenge. But when Lucie and Anna investigate further, they discover that they've only scratched the surface of an unspeakably vile secret organization. Pascal Laugier directs this ultraviolent horror film

Frontiers-As riots break out all over Paris after a right-wing government is elected, reluctant thief Yasmina (Karina Testa) recruits a few friends to exploit the bedlam by looting. With the police on their tail, the gang splits up and regroups at a hostel near the Luxembourg border to divide their haul. But the decision proves fateful when the innkeepers turn out to be neo-Nazi freaks who want to make Yasmina the brood mare for a new Aryan master race.

Irreversible-This French thriller chronicles the unspeakable horror of rape and the aftermath of revenge. When a woman is brutally violated, her angered boyfriend and ex-boyfriend team up to track down the rapist and take justice into their own hands. Albert Dupontel, Vincent Cassel and Monica Bellucci star, and Gaspar Noé (I Stand Alone) directs. Nominated for the Golden Palm Award at the 2002 Cannes Film Festival.

Anatomy-Paula Henning (Franka Potente), a promising young medical student, wins a place at the prestigious Heidelberg Medical School, where she plans to study anatomy. But when an all-too-familiar face shows up on her dissection table, she uncovers a horrifying secret society of surgeons who will do anything to get their hands on interesting specimens. And Paula could be the next one to end up on the slab.

Antibodies-After confessed killer Gabriel Engel (André Hennicke) is captured, small-town cop Michael Martens (Wotan Wilke Möhring) interrogates him, hoping a journey into the madman's twisted mind will give clues to an unsolved murder committed in the same heinous manner as Gabriel's crimes. Gabriel claims to know the killer's identity but turns the investigation into a psychological game, leaving Michael questioning his own sanity in this German thriller.

High Lane-In this French thriller, a mountain climbing trail closed to the rest of civilization becomes a path to adventure and horror for a group of friends who dare to go beyond its barriers. It's not just because they trespassed into forbidden territory or because they're testing the laws of gravity. It's because they're not the only ones willing to push the envelope out there, and their visitor isn't very welcoming at all.

The Orphanage-Fueled by fond memories from her childhood, Laura (Belén Rueda) persuades her husband (Fernando Cayo) to help her revamp a seaside orphanage into a facility for disabled children. But soon after the couple moves in, their son, Simón (Roger Príncep), begins exhibiting disturbing behavior. As Laura tries to understand Simón's increasingly malevolent actions, she becomes drawn into the house's terrifying secrets in this unnerving chiller.

H-Detectives Kim Mi Yun (Jung-ah Yeom) and Kang Tae Hyun (Jin-hee Ji) investigate a copycat serial killer in Jong-hyuk Lee's gruesome thriller. Police think they've got their man when Shin Hyun (Seung-woo Cho) confesses to the mutilation murders of six women. But the case is reopened a year later when more women are brutally killed in the same manner. The investigation stalls, the detectives become suspects, and the body count rises. ...

Unborn But Forgotten-In a series of Jack the Ripper-style murders, innocent twenty-somethings are abducted and brutally murdered, their bodies practically gutted as if a crude abortion had been performed. Yet, despite the presence of umbilical fluids found on their bodies, none of the victims was actually pregnant. Now, it's up to determined television reporter Han Soo Jin to figure out what's been going on -- and who's to blame for these horrific crimes

The Victim-After actress Ting (Pitchanart Sakakorn) reenacts the violent murder of former beauty queen Meen (Apasiri Nitibhon) in a movie, she experiences a mystical connection with the dead woman and begins to have horrific visions in this spine-chiller from Thailand. Driven by the nightmarish pictures in her head, Ting decides to look into the mysterious murder herself. She soon discovers evidence that the killer may still be on the loose.

The Maid-Charged with living on her own for the first time in her life, Rosa Dimaano (Alessandra de Rossi) takes a job as a maid in Singapore, where she works for the family of a mentally challenged boy. But little does she know that her arrival coincides with the eve of the seventh lunar month -- long believed to herald the opening of the fiery gates of hell. Filmmaker Kelvin Tong directs this record-breaking blockbuster Filipino thriller.

A Tale Of Two Sisters-Terrified sisters try to exorcise their home of two dark forces -- their evil stepmother and a vengeful entity -- in this ghostly tale. Hospitalized after their mother's death, young Su-mi (Im Su-jeong) and Su-yeon (Mun Geun-yeong) return home to find a nasty new stepmother (Yeom Jeong-ah). The girls suffer terrifying events, but their father doesn't care, even though evil lurks around every corner. Can the girls free their home from its demons?

Bloody Reunion-A group of former elementary school classmates who decide to visit their ailing teacher at her home in the South Korean countryside watch their plans for an idyllic reunion crumble in this slasher flick from first-time feature director Dae-wung Lim. It's not that they've changed so much since their last meeting 16 years ago. It's just that they've been so good at hiding their pent-up frustrations about the past ... until now.

Carved: The Slit Mouth Woman-Three decades ago, a Japanese suburb was terrorized by the vengeful spirit of a woman in a surgical mask who asked victims, "Am I pretty?" before slaughtering them. Now, children in this community are disappearing again, leaving police and teachers to discover the reason and put an end to the new wave of carnage. Eriko Sato, Haruhiko Katô and Miki Mizuno star in director Kôji Shiraishi's terrifying chiller.

The Ghost-After a traumatic incident, college student Ji-won (Ha-Neul Kim) is struck with amnesia and tries to piece together the events of her life. But when her old friends begin dying off in mysterious water-related episodes, Ji-won begins making the connection between a dark secret from her past and the horrors of the present. Directed by Tae-kyeong Kim, this terrifying spine-chiller from South Korea stars Sang-mi Nam, Bin and Yi Shin.

Face-Forensic sculptor Hyun-min (Shin Hyun-jun) finds himself in a race against time to save his daughter's life as she recuperates from a heart transplant. He agrees to help solve the case of a vicious serial killer by reconstructing a skull from one of the victims. Once the skull is in his house, Hyun-min's daughter experiences strange visions, and the worried father must unravel a conspiracy involving human organs.

The Horde (which strangely enough looks like Left 4 Dead video game)-When four corrupt policemen invade a gangster's hideout near Paris to avenge the death of their colleague, they quickly find themselves outmanned, outgunned and trapped. That is, until a legion of vicious zombies swarms through the building. Now, the cops, the crooks and the undead are swept up in a bloody three-way rampage. Yannick Dahan and Benjamin Rocher direct this gore-filled French thriller that stars Jo Prestia and Eriq Ebouaney.

Alien Vs. Ninja (Terrible movie but great for a laugh)-When a strange fireball crashes near their village, a mighty ninja clan goes to investigate and winds up in serious danger. Flanked by lightning-quick alien creatures, the ninjas struggle to find their enemies' weakness before they're all killed. Full of blood, guts, dismemberment, cool weapons and wicked swordplay, this tongue-in-cheek action flick stars Masanori Mimoto, Mika Hijii and Shuuji Kashiwabara.

Tokyo Gore Police-(Over the top gore fest)-When crazed scientist Key Man develops a virus that causes humans to mutate, samurai-sword-wielding cop Ruka is called in to annihilate the unnatural creatures and stop Key Man before the virus takes over humanity. Little does Ruka know, however, that the slaying of her father years before means she shares a hidden bond with her rival. Yoshihiro Nishimura's fast-paced gorefest stars Eihi Shiina, Itsuji Itao and Shoko Nakahara

Robogeisha-(freaking hilarious)-Director Noboru Iguchi and gore master Yoshihiro Nishimura team up for this hyper-violent and hilariously grotesque depiction of a very angry army of butt sword-wielding geisha robots with enough strength to embed tempura shrimp in villains' eyes. Special effects in Iguchi's (Machine Girl) over-the-top, feminist melodrama include chainsaw lips, blood-spouting buildings, geisha transformers, machine gun bras and some basic decapitations

Dogtooth-In this Oscar-nominated Greek drama, siblings who grow up cut off from the world -- homeschooled and reliant on one another for entertainment -- create their own idyllic alternative universe, which is shattered when their father lets in an outsider. Sex enters the picture when dad begins bringing home a female security officer to satisfy his son's libido ... and suddenly nothing is the same within the highly idiosyncratic family unit.

I may have left a couple out but I truly invite you to do some research and look up some movies. I guarantee you will have some fun traveling around the world without leaving your living room. Plus you may gain some new fears of countries that you have never visited, like I did. LOL

Love always.

I’M SORRY… THAT YOU SUCK

And here I go again. I feel like I need to apologize…. People seem to be easily offended over nothing. And it totally seems like people would rather bitch at what is wrong with their lives or what is wrong in this world instead of doing something about it. So I’m going to apologize….

I’m sorry that I didn’t have a fucked up childhood like you did. Yeah I know it’s weird that I can research all this fetish stuff online and yet I had a wonderful childhood. My daddy wasn’t a drunk, and my mommy never beat me, and no uncle ever touched me.. So look elsewhere, when you are trying to explain me and what I say or do.

I’m sorry you have to beg for followers and friends. I personally don’t care if people follow me on twitter or send me friend requests on Facebook. I’m completely satisfied with the number of real life people that actually knew me in high school, and not to mention, I am perfectly satisfied with the number of people that I have strictly for the purpose of Farmville. (Don’t give me no shit, about that game. Its addictive. Just shut up and send me a gift.) Unlike your attention starved ass, people have to go online and put #followback or “follow me and I follow back” on their twitter posts. And it is so damn annoying. And those usually are the same people who get upset about losing a few followers. Really? Someone doesn’t like what you have to say and you start bitching? wow.

I’m sorry I’m an american who totally utilizes her right to free speech. Yes, I say some fucked up twisted things sometimes, but dammit, it’s my american right. And yeah, America is looking bad in the media lately but that doesn’t mean I’m jumping ship and becoming Canadian anytime soon.

I’m sorry I have common sense. And I use it every day. I’m sorry. Now a days it seems like people are ignoring this simple and easy to follow sixth sense, if you will. There is something inside all of us that tells us when we shouldn’t do things. However, some of us decide that they don’t have to listen. Because we all know that drinking and driving has always proved safe, right?

I’m sorry you mistake my sarcasm for sincerity.(Mainly because you don’t know what sarcasm means…) Because you ARE a genius. And yes you ARE totally my type.

I’m sorry my parents love me. Yep, I’m pretty much spoiled. And they’ve always supported me. That means, I’m a bitch because people irritate me and not because my parents didn’t love me.

I’m sorry I don’t’ do drugs and I think you’re disgusting for doing them. Seriously, do I even have to go further. Drugs are gross, and they make you look gross. Why on earth would you PAY for something that gives you insomnia, makes you pick at your face, and you become physically addicted to the point that you can’t function without it? Ugh! Yuck. Battery acid does the same thing to your body and I don’t see you rushing to snort that… Or maybe you are… I don’t know what the kids are snorting these days.

I’m sorry I love my children. ??? How dare I show them affection and put them before myself? I’m sorry for not being like you selfish sperm and egg donors. Because I don’t use my children as a means to get people to visit me, I don’t beat them, and I’ve NEVER left them by themselves to go  out and party.

I’m sorry I don’t speak your language. Considering this is AMERICA, I didn’t think it was necessary for ME to speak 100 different languages just to be able to  get shit done in a supermarket.

I’m sorry I just don’t like Justin Bieber. I just don’t I understand it. My kids love him, but whatever.

I’m sorry I find Family Guy fucking hilarious. I really don’t need you judging me or giving me your opinion on the show when a) you don’t watch it b) you repeatedly ask if they can understand the baby  and c)you don’t understand the pop culture references. And yes, I’m an awful parent because my kids watch it and they think it’s hilarious, too.

I’m sorry you have a stick up your ass. My ass is empty, go ahead and check. It 2011 and pretty much the internet has unleashed a bunch of knowledge upon us. And we can access whatever we want. Everyone should be open about everything now because “not knowing” isn’t an acceptable excuse anymore. And everyone is pretty much mixed with some other race. Pretty soon we will all be porn watching, spam deleting, gay marriage supporting, butter-scotch complexion having fools. Yep I said it.

I guess what I’m saying is that I’m sorry you suck. I’m sorry that you are so bitter that you have to ruin the lives of other people around you. Instead of doing good or being happy for others, you would rather create groups, chats, fake facebook accounts, etc., all just to tell people how much you hate them. Wow. I’m sorry you suck, your life sucks, and you have no friends. I’m sorry that I fucking kick ass! LOL

Love Always.

AN EROTIC ENCOUNTER

Erotic Encounter

As I walk into the room, your eyes move slowly up and down my silhouette. You can’t tell what I’m wearing, but you know it can’t be much. As I near the bed, the candlelight reveals me to you. You were right; a black lace corset, matching thong and thigh highs: your favorite.
I gingerly set one high heel clad foot onto the bed and your eyes widened. The thong was even better than you imagined; it was the crotch-less pair. You reach out to touch, but I back away, smirking at you. You immediately grin back and get up to start chasing me. “whoa big boy” I tease as I push you back onto the bed.
I put my lips near yours, then pull away at the last second. You grab my face to force me to kiss you, but I win the fight and get away. “stop teasing” you whimper. I look over my shoulder at you and slowly bend over to take off my shoe.
You can’t handle this tantalizing view so you reach out and grab my ass. This time I don’t pull away; I moan in anticipation. I kick off the second shoe and tackle you onto your back, hungrily kissing you. You can tell my breathing has already increased, but you don’t know I’m already wet for you.
You want to be deep inside me, but you know I want more first. You reach down to slide your finger inside me and I arc my back to meet you. “oh god” I moan. You slide another one in and I grab your arm in urgency. Your pinky starts to wander and I moan with delight. “rub it” I whisper and you are happy to obey.
Soon my anus is the focus of your concentration. I can’t get enough and am already to explode, except you keep taking me to the brink and then backing off. “quit… fucking… teasing… me” I pant.
But then you completely stop, and grin, and roll onto your back with a sigh. “Oh no you fucking don’t” I grasp your shoulder and pull you back on top of me, simultaneously thrusting my tongue into your mouth. I know you can’t hold out on me too much longer so I let my hand saunter lower… and lower.
I can’t help but let a moan escape my lips as soon as I have your cock in my hand. “I need you now” I whisper between staggered breaths. You grab my hands and pin them to the bed above my head. Using your teeth, you untie the corset and pull it down to expose my full breasts. Fervently you take my breast into your mouth, it is too much for me and I scream out in pleasure “fuck me”
I hadn’t even finished the words before I felt you enter me, oh so deep. Already at the brink of heaven, I’m ready, but holding back, making you work. You know I’m almost there and throw my feet over your head, thrusting deeper and deeper into me. I can’t stop swearing and know I can’t hold out much longer.
“oh I’m gonna cum… I’m gonna cum… oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck…” My toes curl, my fists clench, my back arcs, my eyes close. Sigh
You immediately pull me on top of you and I am just as eager to please you. My breasts bounce up and down with each of my thrusts, you join in and I’m almost ready to explode again. “fuck! I’m gonna cum again” you grin and start going faster, and faster… I can’t hold out and scream out with pleasure at my release.
Impatiently you pick me up while we were still joined and sat down at the edge of the bed. Excitedly I spun around. This was my favorite. I leaned forward so you could play with my anus. “stick it in” I whisper as I gain momentum. Faster and faster I go until I can hardly take it. “I want you to cum with me this time”
I stand up and throw myself onto the bed, pulling you along with me. You don’t miss a beat before thrusting your being deep within me again. I moan and scream your name. You know you are close so you go faster, and harder… “cum with me baby” I murmur. You feel it coming and pull out to move up and straddle my stomach. My mouth is already open, waiting for your cock to enter it. As it enters, I can feel it throbbing; you are moaning but I’m floating away into my own oblivion as I explode yet again. You only add to my bliss by joining me with your own eruption into my mouth and onto my face. As I fall back to the bed, I sigh with fulfillment and lick my lips.

UPCOMING HORROR MOVIES AND RELEASE DATES

• We Are What We Are

  Fri, February 18, 2011 (VOD)

• Psych: 9

  Tue, February 22, 2011 (DVD)

• Rubber

  Fri, February 25, 2011 (VOD)

• 51

  Sat, February 26, 2011 (SyFy)

• The Bleeding

  Tue, March 1, 2011 (DVD)

• Red Riding Hood

  Fri, March 11, 2011

• Scream of the Banshee

  Sat, March 26, 2011 (SyFy)

• Husk

  Tue, March 29, 2011 (DVD)

• Prowl

  Tue, March 29, 2011 (DVD)

• The Resident

  Tue, March 29, 2011 (DVD)

• Mother's Day

  Fri, April 1, 2011

• Insidious

  Fri, April 1, 2011

• Heartless

  Tue, April 12, 2011 (DVD)

• Scream 4

  Fri, April 15, 2011

• Apollo 18

  Fri, April 22, 2011

• Stake Land

  Fri, April 22, 2011 (Limited)

• Chawz

  Tue, April 26, 2011 (DVD)

• Dylan Dog: Dead of Night

  Fri, April 29, 2011

• The Violent Kind

  Tue, May 10, 2011 (DVD)

• Priest

  Fri, May 13, 2011

• Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

  Fri, August 12, 2011

• Fright Night

  Fri, August 19, 2011

• Final Destination 5

  Fri, August 26, 2011

• Untitled 3D Shark Thriller

  Fri, September 2, 2011

• Piranha 3DD

  Fri, September 16, 2011

• Dream House

  Fri, September 30, 2011

• The Thing

  Fri, October 14, 2011

• The Apparition

  Fri, October 21, 2011

• Paranormal Activity 3

  Fri, October 21, 2011

• Dibbuk Box

  Fri, October 28, 2011

• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn

  Fri, November 18, 2011

• Underworld 4: New Dawn

  Fri, January 20, 2012

• Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

  Fri, February 17, 2012

• Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

  Fri, March 2, 2012

• Prometheus

  Fri, June 8, 2012

• Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

  Fri, June 22, 2012

What’s Free today on Itunes…

FREE STUFF TODAY ON WWW.ITUNES.COM TODAY!

Free on www.itunes.com today:  Farely Legal (pilot episode), Undercoverboss episode, and Fitz and the tantrum (music video), Randy Montana (free track.) Enjoy your free stuff guys!

Love Always

JUST LIKE A PILL (PINK)

I'm lyin' here on the floor where you left me
I think I took too much
I'm crying here, what have you done?
I thought it would be fun
I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill
I haven't moved from the spot where you left me
This must be a bad trip
All of the other pills, they were different
Maybe I should get some help
I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill
I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill

I’M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP!

The question that was posed to me today was: If you could make a cameo appearance on a TV show, which show would you choose and what character would you be?

What a wonderful question!!!  Since I love so many supernatural characters like vampires, werewolves and zombies, there are soooo many tv shows that  I would like to make a guest  appearance in. The obvious would be Supernatural and Trueblood, both as Vampire. But the one TV show I would be absolutely honored to appear in would be The Walking Dead.  I LOVE ZOMBIES!  I've always wanted to see myself dressed up in full zombie make up with rotten flesh and exposed teeth, dragging my injured leg toward an unsuspecting survivor while groaning, "Brains!"  There is something about zombies that causes me to watch anything and everything containing them. They are unrelenting. One bite or one scratch can cause you to turn into a mindless drone with one goal, to feed.  And yes, I am part of George A. Romero movie religion! But since he isn't making a TV show at the moment, the next best thing is an acclaimed graphic novel series turned into a Tv show. So yeah, you bet I am ready for my close up! BBBRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!
Love always.

WATCH DEATHNOTE ANIMATED MOVIES…

HERE YOU CAN WATCH THE TWO ANIMATED DEATHNOTE MOVIES.

1) DEATHNOTE REWRITE: VISUALIZING GOD

***CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FIRST DEATHNOTE MOVIE***

2) DEATHNOTE REWRITE 2: L’S SUCCESSORS

***CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE SECOND DEATHNOTE MOVIE***

 

HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THE MOVIES. I GOTTA SAY THANK YOU TO ANIME44.COM FOR HOOKING IT UP WITH HELLLA COOL ANIME MOVIES, SHOWS, AND ONGOING SERIES!

LOVE ALWAYS.

WTF!!??? I HOPE THIS GUY IS GAY>>

Gotta Give Thanks Again…. (Fuck You's)

I’ve written a thank you letter before dedicated to the complete idiots that help make our life better. So I’ve decided to write another thank you letter…. If you didn’t like the first one, you might not like this one. Chances are if you didn’t like the first one, you were part of the list or felt that I was directing it to you. All I have to say to that is, if the shoe fits….

1. Thank you to all the blatant racism that is flooding the media. And people are ok with that. Yes, even though some stereotypes come from truth, they are still racist. Is everyone really ok with racist characters like Dig’Em Smacks Frog or Aunt Jemima?

2. Thanks for douche bags of these Jersey based reality shows. I’ve always thought you were over injected, brainless, orange douche bags, but thanks to “reality shows” I’ve found out much more about you guys… Like that you like lots of hair gel and you are embarrassing to any REAL Italian family.

3. Thank you to the all the writers and editors of every “reality show.” Have you even stopped to ask yourself why reality shows need writers and editors? Because reality is fucking boring, that’s why.

4. Thanks to my Ex boyfriends for being an example…  An example of what I DON’T WANT in my life. I’m looking for the exact opposite of what you are.

5. Thank you to the selfish immigrants of Arizona for fucking it up for the other immigrants who just want to be left alone so they can clean our houses and be nannies. Seriously, you guys really need to listen to yourselves. You enter our country illegally, refuse to assimilate, drive illegally, accept our aid while bashing our country, but you’re demanding driver’s licenses and other goodies? WTF! You guy are straight up criminals. That’s like me breaking into a house, eating up their shit, bitching that they don’t have milk, then waking the homeowners up to ask for a ride home. 

6. Thank you to rappers for being a constant reminder of why I don’t want my daughters to date guys like you. “Have a baby by me, be a millionaire…”  I don’t think so 50 Cent.

7. I would like to thank Kat Stacks for being the example how I will work extra hard to keep my daughters off the pole. It’s bitches like you that disgust me. You have no pride or self worth. But hey, being a whore is your thing. So you go ahead and own it.

8. I cannot forget the thank the ever vigilant Activists and Activists Wannnabes, off somewhere sticking their nose in someone else’s business. There are problems here that we need to solve. There are homeless veterans of wars, and you really want me to sit and listen to you blab about how a cow is being mistreated somewhere in Tibet? Or how the Red Assed Baboon might go hungry because it won’t eat a certain type of fruit? Bitch please. How about I eat you instead of the cow, and then take the money you were collecting and give it to that starving homeless veteran you just walked passed.

9. Oh yeah I almost forgot those dumb ass parents who don’t take the time to educate their kids or teach them simple common courtesy or common sense. You want to do so much, so the tv becomes the babysitter and now your media induced psycho that you are breeding at home in the living room is going to be attending the same school as my daughters. Thanks for that.

10. Thank you to all you two-faced fake ass people that call yourself friends. OMG! If I have to have another “why me” conversation with someone I’m going to flip. Bitch you know why you. You really don’t want to hear the answer. But I’m gonna tell them to you anyway. No, he wasn’t gay, he just wasn’t into you. You’re single because you value the almighty dollar bill over his personality. You’re also a bitch, and not the good kind either.

11. Thank you to all those single bitches with unrealistic false expectations. “I want him to love me for me.” No you don’t bitch, that’s why he’s never seen you in sweats, you wake up extra early to put on make up, he’s never seen you without your make up, and you dye your hair the moment a gray hair pops up. “I want someone who listens” Why? Who wants to listen to you bitch and gossip about the people you call your friends. Who wants to listen to you gab all day and night about “reality” tv shows and lip gloss. Trust me, if you had ANYTHING interesting to say, he would listen.

Wooo! I said a moutfull huh? Crap. I might get some mean emails on this one! LOL It’s ok, some things just gotta be said!

Love Always.

SAC ANIME (ANIME CONVENTION IN SACRAMENTO)

WWW.SACANIME.COM

MY HALLOWEEN 2010 MOVIE LIST

    I WILL BE PRETTY BUSY WITH THE KIDS THIS HALLOWEEN. I HAVE A HALLOWEEN PARTY, A SCHOOL COSTUME PARADE, AND THEN TRICK-OR-TREATING. I’M PRETTY LUCKY THOUGH BECAUSE MY KIDS DON’T LIKE TO TRICK-OR-TREAT THAT MUCH. THEY ARE ALL ABOUT THE COSTUMES, THE CANDY, AND THE HORROR MOVIE MARATHON!  WE ALWAYS EAT TAKE OUT (USUALLY PIZZA) AND PLOP DOWN IN THE LIVING ROOM TO WATCH SERIAL KILLERS, GHOULS, AND MONSTERS TAKE OVER THE AIR WAVES. THIS YEAR I'VE PUT TOGETHER A SWEET LIST, IN MY OPINION AT LEAST, OF SOME CHOICE MOVIES THAT WE WILL BE WATCHING THIS HALLOWEEN WEEKEND. (P.S. IF YOU DON’T GOT NETFLIX, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU GET IT. IT’S GOT SOME SWEET HORROR MOVIES. OLDER ONES AND NEWER ONES, SO YOU CAN DECIDE HOW YOU WANT TO SPEND YOU HALLOW’S EVE…) I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK NETFLIX FOR THE MOVIE DESCRIPTIONS.

• TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING-The genesis of the monstrous Leatherface is recounted in this shocking slasher flick, which begins as two Vietnam-bound brothers, out for a last fling with their girlfriends, crash their Jeep -- and end up in a heap of trouble. Next thing you know, a psycho sheriff ushers them into a place where terror awaits in the form of young Leatherface.
• HALLOWEEN (ROB ZOMBIE REMAKE)-Directed by Rob Zombie, this reimagining of the original Halloween horror flick finds masked sociopathic killer Michael Myers on the run from the mental institution where he's been committed since he was 10 years old. Immediately returning to his home town of Haddonfield, Myers haunts teenager Laurie Strode -- and has no qualms about killing anyone who crosses his path.
• THE MONSTER SQUAD-Dracula, the Wolfman, Frankenstein, the Mummy and Gill Man descend on a tiny town in search of a diabolically powerful amulet. But only 12-year-old Sean and his gang of monster-obsessed misfits can save the day in this overlooked 1987 horror comedy.
• RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 3-Teen sweethearts Curt and Julie are shocked when they uncover the secret work of government scientists who are reanimating the dead for military use. But when Julie dies in a motorcycle accident, the grieving Curt drags her corpse to the lab, hoping to bring her back. With the feds intent on resurrecting Julie's hot zombie bod, the undying lovers set off on a heart-stopping joyride through the bowels of hell
• THE RAGE: CARRIE 2- After her only friend, Lisa, commits suicide, telekinetic outsider Rachel Lang embarks on a path of vengeance against the popular kids who drove Lisa to plunge off the high school roof in this nail-biting sequel. Soon, Rachel's destructive powers become obvious to school counselor Sue Snell, who survived the original Carrie's prom night massacre -- but will she be able to prevent a repeat of the carnage?
• STEPHEN KING’S CAT’S EYE- Three short stories by shock-meister Stephen King are linked by a stray cat that roams from one tale to the next in this creepy triptych that begins as Dick tries to quit smoking by any means necessary. Next, we meet Johnny, an adulterous man who's forced by his lover's husband onto a building's hazardous ledge. Finally, Amanda is threatened by an evil gnome who throws suspicion on the family cat.
• ED GEIN: THE BUTCHER OF PLAINFIELD- In this thriller based on the real-life story of the notorious rural Wisconsin serial killer, police discover a grisly scene at the secluded home of outcast Ed Gein. The gruesome find sends shockwaves across the country and haunts imaginations with the details of the demented killer's deeds. Gein's personality brings to mind Psycho's Norman Bates, Silence of the Lamb's Buffalo Bill and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre's Leatherface
• BATMAN: UNDER THE RED HOOD- There's a mystery afoot in Gotham City when a shadowy vigilante known only as Red Hood sets his mind to stalking Batman and his former sidekick, Dick Grayson  -- who now goes by the heroic name of Nightwing. But the duo can't get too distracted, lest they fall prey to three familiar nemeses: the Joker, Ra's al Ghul and Black Mask.
• LIMBO- Big-city lawyer Adam Moses refuses to hand over evidence to a mobster, leading to a rooftop shoot-out. He takes a bullet, but it causes no physical effect; instead, it sends him into a repeating time loop. Pondering his moral obligation, Moses decides to use his recurring hour to save a doomed gambler's life. Writer-director Thomas Ikimi presents this neo-noir thriller in moody black-and-white
• DELICATESSEN- Gentle clown Louison moves into a tenement with a deli on the ground floor and falls for the butcher's daughter, Julie. But it's soon discovered that her father is really butchering people (à la Sweeney Todd) and selling the meat to tenants. At a crossroads, Julie must decide whether to remain loyal to her father or expose him to save Louison from becoming the next entrée
• PUPPET MASTER- In director David Schmoeller's taut chiller, perverse master puppeteer Andre Toulon harnesses the power of ancient Egyptian magic to breathe life into his crew of marionettes, who morph into demonic killers. Many years later, a group of modern psychics looking for clues to explain a mutual friend's mysterious suicide end up trapped in a creepy hotel stalked by Toulon's miniature assassins.
• PUPPET MASTER 2: HIS UNOLY CREATIONS- A gang of ghoulish, supernatural puppets uses an Egyptian brain serum to resurrect their long-dead creator, Andre Toulon, who promptly orders his marionette minions to drain the brains of a team of scientists. Meanwhile, Toulon falls for Carolyn, whom he believes to be the reincarnation of his lost love.
• NOSFERATU- Many horror-film fanatics call F.W. Murnau's silent German classic starring Max Schreck -- who sports grotesque makeup that transforms him into a symbol of pestilence and decay -- the scariest Dracula adaptation ever. The chilling tale kicks off when a real estate agent (Gustav von Wangenheim) begins conducting business with eerie Count Orlok (Schreck), who goes on a rampage when he becomes obsessed with the man's comely wife (Greta Schröder).

 

***AS OF RIGHT NOW THIS IS THE PLAN, ALTHOUGH, I MIGHT ADD MORE MOVIES***

LOVE ALWAYS.

HAPPY HULU-WEEN

HEY GUYS IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE STUCK BEHIND A COMPUTER ON HALLOWEEN OR YOU PREFER BEING ON A COMPUTER THAN HULU’S GOT SOME COOL MOVIES AND CLIPS LINED UP FOR YOU! THEY HAVE CLASSIC TERRORS ALL THE WAY TO SERIAL KILLERS. IT’S SOMETHING TO WATCH THIS HALLOWEEN IF YOU CAN’T GET TO THE MOVIE RENTAL PLACE OR YOU PRFER DIGITAL COMPANY OVER REALITY. (WHICH IS OK BECAUSE SOMETIMES I PREFER IT TOO.) CLICK THE LINK AND ENJOY! YOUR WELCOME.

HULU-WEEN (HULU MOVIES FOR HALLOWEEN)

LOVE ALWAYS!

URBAN DICTIONARY: RULE 34

RULE 34 MEANS: Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject. Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question. Most commonly used on various message boards for various reasons, from humor to cruelty.

SIMPLY PUT: If it exists, there is porn of it.

SCARY MOVIE CLICHES

     I’ve watched countless horror and thriller movies in my lifetime. Very few scare me now. Most of them I find quite funny. One thing always rings true. Those wonderful cliches that every scary movie has to have. Some are necessary for the plot, but most of them make the scene or the movie cheesier than a hot pizza. I’ve decided to list a few of them. Maybe you can use the list to stay alive during a horror movie moment. Or maybe you can use the list to see which ones appear in the movie that you are watching. It’s in no particular order. I just wrote them as my brain vomited them or in the order that my friends sent them.

1. Cars never start at critical times. Even though you’ve been driving it several times.

2. The dumb girl will always drop the best weapon to pick up the worse, useless weapon.

3. The girl that falls, even though there is nothing in her way.

4. The library will always have that one book you need with all the info about the demon.

5. There will always be that old person who knows the legend or the secret to defeat the person/monster.

6. The teens that do the most screwing or drugs will surely die.

7. I’ll be right back,” will be the last thing you say.

8. The killer will always rise up for one last scare, yet they always manage to get closer to check if he’s dead.

9. There’s always that one person who wants to investigate that abandoned building or that noise in the dark woods.

10. The gun will always run out of bullets when you need only one more bullet to end the life of the killer/monster.

11. When a couple is killed, the boyfriend will always die first.

12. Sluts never survive.

13. Never split up!!! The person that suggests this always dies. (And should die!)

14. Run towards the exits not farther away from them

15. Serial killers never run, yet they manage to catch the people who have been running the whole time they’ve been trying to escape.

16. No matter who your service carrier is, it will never work.

17. The police will show up out of nowhere, but will always arrive too late.

18. The bad guy will always tell you his whole entire plan. No need for you to play detective.

19. The moment someone discovers the killer’s identity, he/she will surely die before you get to tell anyone.

20. The creepy English kid is always evil!

 

Thanks guys for your submissions! It was fun going through the mail.  LOL  Now that you are armed with the cliches, maybe you should put them together and make your own horror movie!

 

Love always.