Operation Deck The Halls

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Moms of multiples are freaks of nature

Zombie targets @ the shooting range

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My gingerbread man shirt

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Jayla loves Hello Kitty!

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Me and the "gay" elf lmfao

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REAL DEMONS CAUGHT ON TAPE

She can deal with stress and

She can deal with stress and carry heavy burdens. She smiles when she feels like screaming and she sings when she feels like crying. She cries when she's happy and laughs when she's afraid. Her love is unconditional. There's only one thing wrong with her,. She forgets what she's worth!. Pass this to every beautiful woman you know. Remind her that she's unique. I love you girl :). In twenty five minutes,. Something will make you super happy,. But you have to tell ten crazy girlfriends you love them,. Including me. I L-o-v-e-y-o-u. Today is 'love u day' send to everyone u love whether its real love or friend love.

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No wonder kids dont like Santa!

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This big ass cat my custgomer brought in my store

~*Love Always*~

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DE TARDES NEGRAS… (DEDICATED TO “YOU”)

"Tardes Negras"
Y volveran los angeles
A despertarse con tu cafè
Pasarà distraida la noticia de nosotros
Y dicen que me servirà
Lo que no mata fuerza te da
Mientras pasa el sonido de tu voz por la tele
Por la radio y el telefono
Resonarà tu adios
De tardes negras
Que no hay tiempo
Ni espacio
Y nadie nunca entenderà
Quedarte puedes
Porque la vida duele
Duele demasiado aqui sin ti
Aqui yo estoy y tu no estas
Y me distrae la publicidad
Entre horarios y el trafico
Trabajo y pienso en ti
Entre puerta y telefono
Tu foto me hablarà
De tardes negras
Que no hay tiempo
Ni espacio
Y nadie nunca entenderà
Quedarte puedes
Porque la vida duele
Duele demasiado aqui sin ti
Y lucho contra el silencio hablando con el
Y he limado tu ausencia solo junto a mis brazos
Y si me quieras tu ya no me veras
Si menos me quieras yo mas estarè alli
Y si me quieras tu ya no me veras
Y menos me quieras yo mas estarè alli
Y mas estarè alli, alli, alli
Lo juro....
De tardes negras
Que no hay tiempo
Ni espacio
Y nadie nunca entenderà
Quedarte puedes
Porque la vida duele
Duele demasiado aqui sin ti

Katy Perry - Firework (For my children)

ghostface killah - slow down ft. chrisette miche - The Big D

I’M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP!

The question that was posed to me today was: If you could make a cameo appearance on a TV show, which show would you choose and what character would you be?

What a wonderful question!!!  Since I love so many supernatural characters like vampires, werewolves and zombies, there are soooo many tv shows that  I would like to make a guest  appearance in. The obvious would be Supernatural and Trueblood, both as Vampire. But the one TV show I would be absolutely honored to appear in would be The Walking Dead.  I LOVE ZOMBIES!  I've always wanted to see myself dressed up in full zombie make up with rotten flesh and exposed teeth, dragging my injured leg toward an unsuspecting survivor while groaning, "Brains!"  There is something about zombies that causes me to watch anything and everything containing them. They are unrelenting. One bite or one scratch can cause you to turn into a mindless drone with one goal, to feed.  And yes, I am part of George A. Romero movie religion! But since he isn't making a TV show at the moment, the next best thing is an acclaimed graphic novel series turned into a Tv show. So yeah, you bet I am ready for my close up! BBBRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!
Love always.

MY THOUGHTS ON THE WINTER HOLIDAYS

I'm a fan of the fall and winter season. I'm just someone who loves the weather. The temperature drops and you can cuddle up next to the heater on the couch with your loved ones, pet included. And you can veg out in front of the tv. People decorate more in the later holidays and winter months more so than any other holiday. As a child your only job is to be good and send Santa a letter tellig him what you want, and enjoy your winter vacation. As an adult you view the winter time differently. Especially if you are a parent. You get to be Santa. The one entity that children will behave for. And although the magic is shifted when you become an adult, you get to make magic for children. Because I personally hate Christmas and the terrible commercialism that has engulfed the holiday, if it wasn't for my children and my nieces, I probably wouldn't celebrate. But I really do love Christmas songs. They inspire hope, love, friendship and family. And I absolutely love Christmas decorations, with the bright colored lights and the various nativity scenes.  I love taking my children driving around looking at the houses and their decorations. It's sooo much fun. But my favorite part of the holiday is letting the children decorate the tree. The joy on their faces is unmatched. And on christmas eve we set out cookies for santa with his milk. A customary bribe. I cherish these years because one year they won't believe in Santa and it takes away a little bit of the magic. But it's my job to maintain the belief. No matter how much I want to scream, "Fuck that! Santa didn't buy you that! I did!" It kind of does bother me that he get the credit for my hard earned savings, LOL. But I make up for it with the hugs and thank yous that I get for everything else. And you can't put a price on the joy of children.

Love Always.

Coach bags every woman should own

~*Love Always*~

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Some of the Coach bags i intend on buying

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Zombie girl

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My dream job...

I've always wanted to work at one of those old style movie theatres. Changing the marquee everyday and the sound of the movie reel flying at incredible speed. Being a movie fan from birth, i have always wanted to own or possibly work at one of these grand theatres. Movie theatres instill happiness and joy. Movies have a way of creating emotions and memories. One of my favorite places to go is the movie theatre. That in itself is an experience. The excitement of looking too see what is playing, even though you already know what you are going to see. Then there is the trip to the concession stand. There are so many choices nowadays, depending on which theatre you go to. But I like to keep it classic with buttery popcorn. Then there is the walk to the room where ur movie of choice is playing. The flashing lights, the sounds of the ushers and arcades, all part of the experiencd. Now you have to choose where to sit! I love sitting directly in the middle, where the screen is the perfect distance. When the lights dim and the previews start, I get this wicked, joyful smile that tugs at the corners of my mouth until it stretches from ear to ear. Because a hush begins to sweep across the audience and we are about to be transported to another realm, time, or galaxy. But when the feature film starts it is unlike any other high. Different and yet familiar every time I visit the theatre. For two hours, I am a zombie slayer, action hero, or ninja. For two hours I am drama and stress free. And when it is over, I'm back to earth, back in my time. And then I go home and contimplate about my adventure. So now you understand my love of movies and why it would be my dream job. LOVE ALWAYS

My dream job...

I'm in heaven! Having a MASTERS OF HORROR marathon today! Sugar sweet! ~*Love Always*~

NO ME AMES (SPANISH AND ENGLISH) WITH VIDEO

No Me Ames(Duet with Marc Anthony) Lyrics
Dime por qué lloras
De felicidad
Y por qué te ahogas
Por la soledad
Di por qué me tomas, fuerte así,
mis manos, y tus pensamientos te van llevando
Yo te quiero tanto
Y por qué será
Loco testarudo, no lo dudes más,
aunque en el futuro haya un muro enorme,
yo no tengo miedo, quiero enamorarme.
No me ames, porque pienses que
parezco diferente
Tú no piensas que es lo justo,
ver pasar el tiempo juntos
No me ames, que comprendo,
la mentira que sería.
Si tu amor no merezco, no me ames,
mas quédate otro día
No me ames, porque estoy perdido,
porque cambié el mundo, porque es el
destino, porque no se puede, somos un espejo,
Y tú así serías lo que yo
de mí reflejo
No me ames, para estar muriendo,
dentro de una guerra llena de
arrepentimientos, no me ames para estar
en tierra, quiero alzar el
vuelo, con
tu gran amor por el azul del cielo
(SHORT BREAK)
No sé qué decirte, esa es la verdad,
si la gente quiere, sabe lastimar
Tú y yo partiremos, ellos no se mueven,
pero en este cielo sola no me dejes
No me dejes, no me dejes, no me escuches,
si te digo "no me ames".
No me dejes, no desarmes,
mi corazón con ese "no me ames"
No me ames, te lo ruego, mi amargura, dèjame
Sabes bien, que no puedo, que es inútil,
que siempre te amaré
No me ames, pues te haré sufrir con este
corazòn que se llenó de mil inviernos
No me ames, para así olvidarte de tus días grises, quiero que me ames
sólo por amarme
No me ames, tú y yo volaremos,
uno con el otro y seguiremos siempre juntos
Este amor es como el sol que sale tras de la tormenta
Como dos cometas en la misma estella
"Dont love me" >> "You don't love me"
Tell me why you're crying...
Of happiness.
And why are you drowning?
for loneliness
Tell me why you take my hands so strongly, and let your
thoughts carry you away
I love you so much
And why is that?
Crazy stubborn person, stop doubting it any longer
Even though in the future there will be a huge wall
I'm not afraid, I want to fall in love
Dont love me, because you think that
I may appear different
You dont think its right
For us to see time go by together?
Dont love me, I understand
the lie that it would be
If your love, I don;t deserve, dont love me,
just stay another day
Dont love me, because I am lost,
Because I changed the world,Because its destiny
Because it can't be, We both are like a mirror,
And you would be my own reflection
Don't love me, you would be dying
Within a war full of regrets,dont love me to be on this
Earth, I would like to throw your enormous love for the blue of the sky
.
(SHORT BREAK)
I dont know what to say to you, that's the truth
When people want to, they know how to hurt
You and I will depart, they would not move,
But in this sky dont leave me alone
Dont leave me, dont leave me, dont listen to me
If I say to you "dont love me"
Dont let me. Do not disable
my heart with that "Dont love me"
Dont love me, I'm begging you, leave me with my bitterness
You know well, that I can't, that its useless,
That I will always love you
Dont love me,because I would make you suffer with this heart of mine
that was filled with a thousand winters.
Dont love me,so that way you can forget of your gray days.
I want you to love me, just to love me
Dont love me, you and I will fly,
With with the other, and we will always be together
This love is like the sun that comes out after the storm
Like 2 comets on the same path

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NO ME AMES (SPANISH AND ENGLISH) WITH VIDEO

No Me Ames(Duet with Marc Anthony) Lyrics
Dime por qué lloras
De felicidad
Y por qué te ahogas
Por la soledad
Di por qué me tomas, fuerte así,
mis manos, y tus pensamientos te van llevando
Yo te quiero tanto
Y por qué será
Loco testarudo, no lo dudes más,
aunque en el futuro haya un muro enorme,
yo no tengo miedo, quiero enamorarme.
No me ames, porque pienses que
parezco diferente
Tú no piensas que es lo justo,
ver pasar el tiempo juntos
No me ames, que comprendo,
la mentira que sería.
Si tu amor no merezco, no me ames,
mas quédate otro día
No me ames, porque estoy perdido,
porque cambié el mundo, porque es el
destino, porque no se puede, somos un espejo,
Y tú así serías lo que yo
de mí reflejo
No me ames, para estar muriendo,
dentro de una guerra llena de
arrepentimientos, no me ames para estar
en tierra, quiero alzar el
vuelo, con
tu gran amor por el azul del cielo
(SHORT BREAK)
No sé qué decirte, esa es la verdad,
si la gente quiere, sabe lastimar
Tú y yo partiremos, ellos no se mueven,
pero en este cielo sola no me dejes
No me dejes, no me dejes, no me escuches,
si te digo "no me ames".
No me dejes, no desarmes,
mi corazón con ese "no me ames"
No me ames, te lo ruego, mi amargura, dèjame
Sabes bien, que no puedo, que es inútil,
que siempre te amaré
No me ames, pues te haré sufrir con este
corazòn que se llenó de mil inviernos
No me ames, para así olvidarte de tus días grises, quiero que me ames
sólo por amarme
No me ames, tú y yo volaremos,
uno con el otro y seguiremos siempre juntos
Este amor es como el sol que sale tras de la tormenta
Como dos cometas en la misma estella
"Dont love me" >> "You don't love me"
Tell me why you're crying...
Of happiness.
And why are you drowning?
for loneliness
Tell me why you take my hands so strongly, and let your
thoughts carry you away
I love you so much
And why is that?
Crazy stubborn person, stop doubting it any longer
Even though in the future there will be a huge wall
I'm not afraid, I want to fall in love
Dont love me, because you think that
I may appear different
You dont think its right
For us to see time go by together?
Dont love me, I understand
the lie that it would be
If your love, I don;t deserve, dont love me,
just stay another day
Dont love me, because I am lost,
Because I changed the world,Because its destiny
Because it can't be, We both are like a mirror,
And you would be my own reflection
Don't love me, you would be dying
Within a war full of regrets,dont love me to be on this
Earth, I would like to throw your enormous love for the blue of the sky
.
(SHORT BREAK)
I dont know what to say to you, that's the truth
When people want to, they know how to hurt
You and I will depart, they would not move,
But in this sky dont leave me alone
Dont leave me, dont leave me, dont listen to me
If I say to you "dont love me"
Dont let me. Do not disable
my heart with that "Dont love me"
Dont love me, I'm begging you, leave me with my bitterness
You know well, that I can't, that its useless,
That I will always love you
Dont love me,because I would make you suffer with this heart of mine
that was filled with a thousand winters.
Dont love me,so that way you can forget of your gray days.
I want you to love me, just to love me
Dont love me, you and I will fly,
With with the other, and we will always be together
This love is like the sun that comes out after the storm
Like 2 comets on the same path

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Somewhere a queen is weaping, somewhere a king has no wife.... ~*Love Always*~

MONDAYS MAKE YOU ANGRY? WATCH HULK TAKE OUT HIS FRUSTRATIONS!

     START YOUR WEEK OFF RIGHT! WATCH THESE HULK MOVIES AND WATCH HIM SMASH STUFF BECAUSE WE CAN’T SMASH WHAT WE WANT TO!   THESE ARE THE LINKS TO THE COMPLETE MOVIES! I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM AS MUCH AS I DID!

 

1) HULK VERSUS THOR  ***CLICK HERE TO WATCH HULK VS THOR

2) HULK VERSUS WOLVERINE ***CLICK HERE TO WATCH HULK VS WOLVERINE***

3) PLANET HULK ***CLICK HERE TO WATCH PLANET HULK ***

LOVE ALWAYS!

I SMASH!

WATCH DEATHNOTE ANIMATED MOVIES…

HERE YOU CAN WATCH THE TWO ANIMATED DEATHNOTE MOVIES.

1) DEATHNOTE REWRITE: VISUALIZING GOD

***CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FIRST DEATHNOTE MOVIE***

2) DEATHNOTE REWRITE 2: L’S SUCCESSORS

***CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE SECOND DEATHNOTE MOVIE***

 

HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THE MOVIES. I GOTTA SAY THANK YOU TO ANIME44.COM FOR HOOKING IT UP WITH HELLLA COOL ANIME MOVIES, SHOWS, AND ONGOING SERIES!

LOVE ALWAYS.

DEATH: A BEAUTIFUL EXPLANATION

~DEATH~
WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT ..

A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to

Leave the examination room and said,  

'Doctor, I am afraid to die.  

Tell me what lies on the other side.'  

Very quietly, the doctor said, 'I don't know..'  

'You don't know?  You're, a Christian man,  

And don't know what's on the other side?'  

The doctor was holding the handle of the door;  

On the other side came a sound of scratching and whining,  

And as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room  

And leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.  

Turning to the patient, the doctor said,  

'Did you notice my dog?  

He's never been in this room before.  

He didn't know what was inside.  

He knew nothing except that his master was here,  

And when the door opened,  he sprang in without fear.  

I know little of what is on the other side of death,  

But I do know one thing...  

I know my Master is there and that is enough.' 

THESE HOODRATS DONE TORE UP A DENNY’S!

IT’S MY TURN NIKKA! LMAO (TEENS FIGHTING OVER XBOX 360)

WOW. THAT’S CRAZY! STRIPPER RAPES, BEATS, HANGS, AND MUTILATES OTHER STRIPPER!

XBOX 360 BREAKS UP FAMILIES! LMAO

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhr3Ryos5fuAaGMWpr

WOW.

BAD GIRLS CLUB REUNION PT 1 (FULL)

HERE IS THE FULL BAD GIRL CLUBS REUNION PT 1. IN CASE YOU MISSED IT.

http://bossip.com/308839/full-bad-girls-club-miami-reunion-with-all-the-fades-torn-out-weaves-video/

WTF!!??? I HOPE THIS GUY IS GAY>>

DMX’S MOST COKED OUT MOMENTS!

http://bossip.com/308238/doggone-shame-dmxs-most-coked-out-moments39204/

HOLY CRAP! ENJOY THE CRAZINESS!

LOVE ALWAYS.

GAY AND LESBIAN REALITY SHOW FROM THE ATL.

Today was a great day! Glad to get the negativity out of my heart and mind! ~*Love Always*~

Gotta Give Thanks Again…. (Fuck You's)

I’ve written a thank you letter before dedicated to the complete idiots that help make our life better. So I’ve decided to write another thank you letter…. If you didn’t like the first one, you might not like this one. Chances are if you didn’t like the first one, you were part of the list or felt that I was directing it to you. All I have to say to that is, if the shoe fits….

1. Thank you to all the blatant racism that is flooding the media. And people are ok with that. Yes, even though some stereotypes come from truth, they are still racist. Is everyone really ok with racist characters like Dig’Em Smacks Frog or Aunt Jemima?

2. Thanks for douche bags of these Jersey based reality shows. I’ve always thought you were over injected, brainless, orange douche bags, but thanks to “reality shows” I’ve found out much more about you guys… Like that you like lots of hair gel and you are embarrassing to any REAL Italian family.

3. Thank you to the all the writers and editors of every “reality show.” Have you even stopped to ask yourself why reality shows need writers and editors? Because reality is fucking boring, that’s why.

4. Thanks to my Ex boyfriends for being an example…  An example of what I DON’T WANT in my life. I’m looking for the exact opposite of what you are.

5. Thank you to the selfish immigrants of Arizona for fucking it up for the other immigrants who just want to be left alone so they can clean our houses and be nannies. Seriously, you guys really need to listen to yourselves. You enter our country illegally, refuse to assimilate, drive illegally, accept our aid while bashing our country, but you’re demanding driver’s licenses and other goodies? WTF! You guy are straight up criminals. That’s like me breaking into a house, eating up their shit, bitching that they don’t have milk, then waking the homeowners up to ask for a ride home. 

6. Thank you to rappers for being a constant reminder of why I don’t want my daughters to date guys like you. “Have a baby by me, be a millionaire…”  I don’t think so 50 Cent.

7. I would like to thank Kat Stacks for being the example how I will work extra hard to keep my daughters off the pole. It’s bitches like you that disgust me. You have no pride or self worth. But hey, being a whore is your thing. So you go ahead and own it.

8. I cannot forget the thank the ever vigilant Activists and Activists Wannnabes, off somewhere sticking their nose in someone else’s business. There are problems here that we need to solve. There are homeless veterans of wars, and you really want me to sit and listen to you blab about how a cow is being mistreated somewhere in Tibet? Or how the Red Assed Baboon might go hungry because it won’t eat a certain type of fruit? Bitch please. How about I eat you instead of the cow, and then take the money you were collecting and give it to that starving homeless veteran you just walked passed.

9. Oh yeah I almost forgot those dumb ass parents who don’t take the time to educate their kids or teach them simple common courtesy or common sense. You want to do so much, so the tv becomes the babysitter and now your media induced psycho that you are breeding at home in the living room is going to be attending the same school as my daughters. Thanks for that.

10. Thank you to all you two-faced fake ass people that call yourself friends. OMG! If I have to have another “why me” conversation with someone I’m going to flip. Bitch you know why you. You really don’t want to hear the answer. But I’m gonna tell them to you anyway. No, he wasn’t gay, he just wasn’t into you. You’re single because you value the almighty dollar bill over his personality. You’re also a bitch, and not the good kind either.

11. Thank you to all those single bitches with unrealistic false expectations. “I want him to love me for me.” No you don’t bitch, that’s why he’s never seen you in sweats, you wake up extra early to put on make up, he’s never seen you without your make up, and you dye your hair the moment a gray hair pops up. “I want someone who listens” Why? Who wants to listen to you bitch and gossip about the people you call your friends. Who wants to listen to you gab all day and night about “reality” tv shows and lip gloss. Trust me, if you had ANYTHING interesting to say, he would listen.

Wooo! I said a moutfull huh? Crap. I might get some mean emails on this one! LOL It’s ok, some things just gotta be said!

Love Always.

THE HATER MENTALITY

     HATERS DON’T THINK NORMALLY LIKE YOU AND ME. THE HATEROUS NIGGAROUS IS A UNIQUE SPECIES. IT’S THE ONE SPECIES THAT IS THE MOST HATED BY EVERY ANIMAL IN THE FOOD CHAIN. HOWEVER, IT’S NECESSARY FOR OUR SURVIVAL. IT’S THEIR JOB TO HATE ON EVERYTHING YOU GOT.  HERE IS HOW TO IDENTIFY THE HATEROUS NIGGAROUS OR COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE “HATER”. THEY ARE THOSE PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE THAT NEVER HAVE ANYTHING GOOD TO SAY WHEN SOMETHING GREAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU. THEY ARE THE FIRST TO RELAY THE NEWS WHEN SOMEONE IS INJURED, HURT OR SUFFERING.(GOSSIP IS THEIR LIFE SOURCE.) HATERS SPEND THEIR DAYS FACEBOOK AND TWITTER STALKING PEOPLE JUST TO SAY HOW MUCH THEY HATE THE PERSON THAT THEY ARE INTERNET STALKING. THEY WILL CREATE WEBSITES ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY HATE SOMETHING. HATERS ARE THE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS THROW A MONKEY WRENCH INTO YOUR PLANS. IF EVERYONE IS CHIPPING IN MONEY TO TIP THE WAITRESS, THE HATER WILL ALWAYS RENIG ON TIPPING AND USE THE EXCUSE “IT WAS HER JOB TO SERVE US.” THE HATER WILL BE THE ONLY ONE TO REFUSE TO WISH YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY AT MIDNIGHT.  THE BITCH THAT DISSES YOUR OUTFIT AND THEN TRIES TO BORROW IT IS A HATER. REAL NIGGAS, GANGSTAS, AND BANGERS DON’T NEED TO CONSTANTLY REMIND YOU OF THEIR CONQUESTS, BUT HATERS WILL SURELY BE THERE TO REMIND YOU OF WHAT YOU DIDN’T DO. A HATER WILL BE THE PERSON THAT DIDN’T RESERVE YOUR GAME FOR YOU LIKE THEY SAID THEY WOULD, BUT OF COURSE REMEMBERED TO RESERVE THEIR COPY! A HATER WILL ALWAYS FIND WAYS TO GLITCH OR CHEAT DURING ANY VIDEO GAME.  THERE ARE MANY CHILDREN RUNNING AROUND OUT THERE WITHOUT PARENTS. BECAUSE ONE OR MORE OF THAT CHILD’S PARENTS IS A HATER.(HATERS HAVE TERRIBLE PARENTING SKILLS. IT’S FAR EASIER FOR A HATER TO ABANDON A CHILD AND CREATE EXCUSES WHY THEY AREN’T ALLLOWED TO SEE THEIR CHILDREN). A HATER WILL ALWAYS HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR EVERY SITUATION. THEY ARE EXCELLENT LIARS AND GET HIGH EVERY TIME SOMEONE BELIEVES THEIR LIES. HOWEVER, THEY LOSE LIFE WHEN EVER IT’S DISCOVERED THEY ARE LYING. A HATER WILL HAVE SEVERAL IDENTITIES ON SEVERAL IN CASE IT’S DISCOVERED WHO THEY ARE AN ARE BANNED FROM A SITE.  HATERS HATE TO BE FORGIVEN, BECAUSE THEY FEED ON ANY TYPE OF ATTENTION. HATERS DON’T DRINK OR SMOKE, EXCEPT WHEN YOU GOT IT.

    THERE ARE MORE SIGNS TO IDENTIFYING THOSE PESKY HATERS IN YOUR LIFE. JUST PAY ATTENTION. SOMETIMES HATERS ARE THOSE PEOPLE YOU LEAST EXPECT IT FROM. HOPE I HELPED. THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: HATER-ADE… BITCH, STOP DRINKING IT BECAUSE YOU’VE HAD ENUFF!

LOVE ALWAYS.

Thank you for reminding me why I left your ass in the first place.

     I’m not one to post my business all online but this had to be addressed. I’m being stalked by an ex-boyfriend, and I just had to give him thanks. A big thank you for reminding me why I left his ass in the first place. I could care less what he thinks of me or what his friends think of me. Why? Because I know the truth and ain’t none of them NIGGAS paying my bills or taking care of my kids.

Love Always.

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Classic Cyanide & Happiness - The Magic Hat

Cyanide & Happiness - Barbershop Quartet Hits On Girl From Taxi

Cyanide & Happiness - Pigeon

MY PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

     I’M SO HAPPY LATELY. I’VE ACCOMPLISHED A LOT AND I’M VERY PROUD OF MYSELF. I DID EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO DO. THE NEXT THING I WANT IS A  BETTER PAYING JOB AND A CAR. BUT MY LIFE HAS EVERYTHING I WANT. MY KIDS ARE DOING GOOD IN SCHOOL. NOT TO MENTION, MY FAMILY IS IN GOOD HEALTH. HOPEFULLY NEXT YEAR WILL START (AND FINISH) THE SAME WAY.

LOVE ALWAYS.

TIME FOR ME TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS!

   I’ve been so  bored lately…. I’m really trying hard not to get into trouble. But I really can’t help it. Thank god for the wonderful crazy people in my life that I have adopted at friends, thank god for HULU and Netflix, and thank god for people who are crazier than me to keep me entertained. There has been so much craziness that I don’t even know where to begin. So I will start off with some questions that I’ve been asked…

Where have I been? Why weren’t blogs posted? Well, folks, I do have a personal life. I’m not chained to my computer. Ha! That actually made me laugh! I don’t got much of a personal life, mainly because I hate people and I hate the real world.

Why did I start growing my hair back? Actually it’s not permanent. I just want to see how long I can grow it before I get sick of it.

Can I have nude pics of you? No, not for free anyway.

Do I have a boyfriend? No, I can’t stand people most of the time. And the thing about having a boyfriend is that they are worse than kids and puppies. At least with kids and puppies they eventually grow up and leave. I’m just kidding. I just don’t want one right now. I’m having fun being myself and exploring the world.

What’s my favorite fetish? I actually have a foot and shoe fetish. Duh! Have you not read any of my blogs.

Am I a lesbian? No, I hate women. Sounds weird, I know, being that I am a girl. But women gossip too much and like to start too much drama. Besides I could never imagine dating another woman like me, I might kill that sarcastic bitch in her sleep.

Would it be possible to get a pair of your panties? No, not for free! Dammit make me an offer and I will mail you some. LOL.

Do you speak any languages besides English? Yes, I speak spanish and sarcasm fluently. Gets me into LOTS of trouble.

What’s your favorite type of drink? ALCOHOL. I love Tequila and vodkas. But if you’re offering to buy me a drink I will take anything that doesn’t have roofies in it or “gay-juice” in it.

What’s your bra size? 36C, but when I get my boob  job I want Double D’s. Stripper size. In fact, that’s exactly what I’m gonna tell the surgeon. “Hey doc give me the size that will earn me the most tips while on stage!”

What kind of guys do I date? Judging from my ex boyfriends, apparantly only assholes.

Can I please have nude pics of you? You are a persistant bastard!

What your nationality? I’m made out of 100% pure milk chocolate and caramel. But if I absolutely had to check a box, I guess it would be black.

I’m outside your window. Wait…. that wasn’t a question.

Why do I shave my head? Mainly because I’m a neurotic, anxious, basket case.  And I love the shape of my head.

My boyfriend is cheating on me, what should I do? Umm… Leave him, sounds like a plan to me.

I’m cheating on my girlfriend, what should I do? Dude, she knows. She emailed me yesterday.

What are your hobbies? Blogging, stalking, sexual harassment, tech stuff, computers, and my Xbox 360 who is named Edgar.

I’m in your closet…. Wait, You just said you were outside my window!

Well, I think that’s enough questions for today. Hope I answered your question, and if I didn’t it doesn’t mean I don’t like you… Yes it does, actually. Just kidding.

Love Always.

Tokio Hotel - World Behind My Wall

RACIAL SLURS I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT

     HOLY CRAP! I THOGHT I KNEW A LOT OF RACIAL SLURS, BUT I’VE GOTTA SAY THAT THIS LIST HAS SOME THAT I’VE NEVER EVEN HEARD ABOUT! I MEAN DAMN… AND I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT THERE ARE WORDS ON HERE THAT I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WERE CONSIDERED RACISTS! (I PERSONALLY BELIEVE THAT RACISM COMES FROM FEAR AND IGNORANCE OF THE UNKNOWN OR OF PEOPLE THAT ARE DIFFERENT FROM YOU. AND I BELIEVE THAT A WORD ONLY CARRIES WITH IT AS MUCH POWER AS YOU ARE WILLING TO GIVE IT.) SO WITH THAT SAID… HERE IS A LIST OF RACIAL SLURS THAT I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT.( AND MAYBE A FEW I DID KNOW ABOUT.)

A

Abbie / Abe / Abie 

(North America) a Jewish male. From the proper name Abraham. Originated before the 1950s.

ABC 

(UK)&(AUS) Childish term for "African Bum Cleaner", can also be "Aboriginal Bum-Cleaner" by Australians. Obviously meant as an insult to any non-white person but in children's playground slang it can refer to anyone.

ABCD 

(South Asians in the U.S.) "American-Born Confused Desi," a term used to refer to Indian Americans, Pakistani Americans or other South Asians, term as "desi," who were born in the United States. The condescending term is used chiefly by South Asian Immigrants to imply confusion about cultural identity.

Abo / Abbo 

(AUS) Australian Aboriginal person. Originally, this was simply an informal term for "Aborigine", and was in fact used by Aboriginal people themselves until it started to be considered offensive in 1950s. In remoter areas, Aboriginal people still often refer to themselves (quite neutrally) as "Blackfellas" (and whites as "Whitefellas"). Although "Abo" is still considered quite offensive by many, the pejorative "boong" is now more commonly used when the intent is to deliberately offend, as that word's status as an insult is unequivocal.

Albino

(U.S.) A pejorative term for whites, also a derogatory term for light skinned blacks used by darker skinned blacks. (see colorism)

Alligator bait 

(U.S.) also "Gator Bait." A black person, especially a black child. More commonly used in states where alligators are found, particularly Florida. First used in the early 20th century, although some hypothesize the term originated in the late 19th century.^[6]

Alter kacker / alter kocker (Yiddish) / alter kucker / A.K. 

(North America) a disparaging term for elderly Jewish people. The term is of Yiddish origin (literally meaning old shitter). First used in the early 20th century.

Anglo-pilferer

An Anglo-Celtic Australian, possibly of convict lineage. Based on the belief that all Anglo-Australians are descended from convicts. Particularly offensive.

Ann 

(North America) A white woman to a black person — or a black woman who acts too much like a white one. While Miss Ann, also just plain Ann, is a derisive reference to the white woman, by extension it is applied to any black woman who puts on airs and tries to act like Miss Ann.

Ape 

(U.S.) a black person.

Apple 

(North America) An American Indian (Native American) who is "red on the outside, white on the inside." Used primarily by other American Indians to indicate someone who has lost touch with their cultural identity. First used in the 1980s.

Argie 

(UK) a native of Argentina (also Argie-bargie : any argument, disagreement, or (typically) sporting event involving Argentina or Argentinians), used by the British press during the Falklands War. First used in this way by Britain's The Sun newspaper in 1982. This was however merely a topical usage of a long-standing expression for contentious discussion.

Asian nigger 

An ethnic slur against Filipinos.

Aunt Jemima / Aunt Jane / Aunt Mary / Aunt Sally 

(U.S.) a black woman who "kisses up" to whites, a "sellout," female counterpart of Uncle Tom.

B

Banana

(North America; UK) An Asian person living in a Western country (e.g. an Asian American) who is "yellow on the outside, white on the inside." Used primarily by Asians to indicate someone who has lost touch with his or her cultural identity.

Beaner

(U.S.) term widely regarded as derogatory, that refers to people of Mexican descent or, more specifically, mestizos of Central American descent. The term originates from the prevalence of frijoles pintos and other beans in Mexican food.

Bluegum 

An offensive slur used by some United States white Southerners for an African-American perceived as being lazy and who refuses to work

Boche; bosche; bosch 

(France; U.S.; UK) a German [shortened from the French term caboche dure ("hard head", or stubborn).

Boer 

(South Africa) farmer sometimes used as a derogatory term describing all white people 

Bog Irish

(UK, Ireland) a person of common or low class Irish ancestry

 

Bohunk 

(North America) a person of east-central European descent. Originally referred to those of Bohemian (now Czech Republic) descent. Was commonly used toward Ukrainian immigrants during the early 20th century. See also hunky.

Boong / bong / bung

(Aus) Australian aboriginal. Related to the Australian English slang word bung, meaning "dead", "infected", "dysfunctional". From bung, to go bung "Originally to die, then to break down, go bankrupt, cease to function [Ab. bong dead]".^[27] Highly offensive. [First used in 1847 by JD Lang, Cooksland, 430]

Boonga / boong / bunga / boonie 

(New Zealand) a Pacific Islander [alteration of boong].

Bounty Bar 

A Bounty chocolate bar, being composed of coconut coated with chocolate, is white on the inside and brown on the outside. As with "wigger", this is a both a subcultural and ethnic slur. The immediate target is criticized for having the cultural values of a different ethnic group, with the implication that the ethnic group in question is bad or inferior. "Coconut" and "Oreo" are used in the same way.

Brownie 

(U.S.) a. a person of mixed white and black ancestry; a mulatto. b. (U.S.) a young, brown-skinned person 1940s-1950s

Buffie 

a. black person.

b. (U.S.) a young, brown-skinned person 1940s-1950s

C

Camel Jockey

A slur against people of Middle-Eastern descent.

CBCD 

(Subcontinentals in Canada) - Canadian-Born Confused Desi - Similar to ABCD, but used for Canadian-born South Asians who are confused about their cultural identity.

Celestial

a race-specific term used to describe Chinese immigrants in the United States, Canada and Australia during the 19th century. The term was widely used in the popular mass media of the day. The term is derived from their status as subjects of the Son of Heaven, the Chinese Emperor.

Charlie 

1) (African-American, 1960s-1970s) A mildly derogatory term used to refer to white people as a reified collective oppressor group, similar to The Man or The System. 2) (Vietnam War military slang) Non-pejorative slang term used by American troops as a short-hand term for Vietnamese guerrillas. Derived from the verbal shorthand for "Victor Charlie", the NATO phonetic alphabet for VC, the acronym for Viet Cong.^[36]

Chee-chee, Chi-chi 

An Anglo-Indian or Eurasian half-caste [probably from Hindi chi-chi fie!, literally, dirt]^[37] Also can refer to English spoken with a Southwest Asian accent.

Chinaman

(Worldwide English) Chinese person, used in the gold rush and railway-construction eras in western North America, when discrimination against Chinese was common.^[38] Though widely used historically without offensive intent, the term today generates controversy when still used in geographic places associated or resembling Chinese. Fowler's Dictionary of English Usage as late as 1956 describes it as the term for a Chinese person, whereas the term Chinese was only used as an adjective for things. Though it is widely used as an ironic self-reference by many North Americans of Chinese descent, and is still heard in the lyrics to the 70s song "Kung Fu Fighting" and The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift movie song "Tokyo Drift" by the Teriyaki Boyz, it tends to generate objections in modern times, especially in the US where Asian-American is the preferred nomenclature. (Note that in cricket, the term "chinaman" is used in a non-ethnic sense to refer to a left-handed bowler who uses a wrist spin action, and that a chinaman was also a type of 18th and 19th C. merchant ship, or a dealer in china ware.)

Cheese-eating surrender monkey

(UK, USA, Canada) A Frenchman, from the perceived proclivity of the French to surrender, and the huge variety of French cheeses available.^[39]

Ching Chong

(U.S. and Canada) Mocking the language of or a person of perceived Chinese or East Asian descent. An offensive term which has raised considerable controversy when used by celebrities such as Rosie O'Donnell.^[40]

Chink/Chinky

(U.S., UK, and India) used to refer to people of perceived Chinese descent, and by extension for other East Asians. Considered extremely derogatory, although at least one US school proudly used the term as a sports mascot until the 1980s.^[41]

Cholo

(Latin American Spanish, USA) used in Latin America to refer to people of perceived Amerindian or Mestizo descent; used in the USA to refer to people of perceived Mestizo descent, especially teenagers and young people in the lowrider subculture. It may be derogatory depending on circumstances. Peruvian president Alejandro Toledo was nicknamed "el Cholo".^[42]

Chonky 

refers to a person of Chinese heritage with white attributes whether being a personality aspect or physical aspect.^[43][44]

Christ killer

a Jew, an allusion to Jewish deicide

Chug

(Canada) refers to an individual of aboriginal descent.^[45]

Coconut

(New Zealand) A Pacific Islander. Named after the coconut, the nut from the coconut palm.^[46]

(UK) A black person who exhibits behavior associated with caucasians; (US) a black person trying to be 'white'.^[47]

(South Africa) A black person who acts white^[48]

Coolie

(North America) unskilled Asian labor, usually Chinese (originally used in 19th-century for Chinese railroad labor). Possibly from Hindi kuli, day laborer.^[49] Also racial epithet for Indo-Caribbean people, especially in Guyana, Trinidad and Tobago and South African Indians.

Coon 

(U.S. and U.K) a black person. Possibly from Portuguese barracão, a building constructed to hold slaves for sale (1837).^[50][51] Popularized by the song "Zip Coon", played at Minstrel shows in the 1830s.

Coonass, or Coon-ass

(U.S.) a person of Cajun ethnicity.^[52]

Cracker

(U.S.) poor Appalachian or poor Southerner, a white person, first used in the 19th century.^[53]

Crow 

a black person,^[54] spec. a black woman.

Cunt-eyed 

(U.S.) adjective: a person with slanted eyes (first used in the 1910s)^[55]

Curry-muncher/Curry-slurper 

(Australia, Africa, New Zealand) a person of East Indian origin.^[56]

D

Dago

(UK and Commonwealth) Refers to Spaniards or Portuguese, possibly derived from the Spanish name, "Diego,"^[57] or a corruption of the title Hidalgo (member of the Gentry, from Spanish > hijo d'algo "son of someone [important]"). 2) (U.S.) An Italian or person of Italian descent.^[58]

Darky / darkey / darkie

noun. Used as a term for a black person, which may cause offence.^[59] Randall Kennedy's Nigger: The Strange Career of a Troublesome Word notes that some judges have considered "darky" a "term of endearment." See also Minstrel show. In South Africa, however, it is not considered either racist or offensive, but is quite acceptable ^[60]

Dink

an Asian, esp. a Vietnamese. Also used as a disparaging term for a North Vietnamese soldier or guerrilla in the Vietnam War. Origin: 1965–70, Americanism^[61]

Dogan, dogun 

(CAN) Irish Catholic [19th century on; origin uncertain: perhaps from Dugan, an Irish surname].^[62]

Dune coon 

(US) Derogatory term used for Arabs.^[63]

Dutchman 

noun. (1) 19th century on, Dutch being corrupted from the Pennsylvania German self-descriptive word Deitsch. Anyone of Germanic heritage (as with Anglo-Celtic Pennsylvanians) a Pennsylvania German; (2) (mid-19th century to 1920s) a foreigner, especially one who does not speak English well; (3) a bar keeper;^[64] (4) anglophone South African whites, used for Afrikaner^[65]

E

Eight ball 

A Negro; slang, usually used disparagingly^[66]

Eskimo

A native North American from the northernmost inhabitable areas. In some areas it is considered pejorative, in others not, see "Eskimo" for details

Eyetie 

(British) an Italian person; slang, usually used disparagingly. Originated through the mispronunciation of "Italian" as "Eye-talian." ^[67]

F

Fenian

(Northern Ireland and west of Scotland Protestants) originally the name of a political movement, the Fenian Brotherhood, but now a derogatory term aimed at Catholics, especially those thought to sympathise with the IRA.^[68]

Flip 

(Western World) A derogatory term for Filipinos.^[69]

Free Stater 

(Northern Ireland) a citizen of the Republic of Ireland, especially to Ulster Protestants. Also used by Irish Republicans to refer to Irish people who they believe are less than patriotic.^[70]

Fritz 

(UK, France, Hungary ("fricc"), Poland [Fryc], Russia [фриц] ) a German [from Friedrich (Frederick)].^[71]

Frog 

(Canada, UK and US) A French person. Prior to 19th century, referred to the Dutch (as they were stereotyped as being marsh-dwellers). When France became Britain's main enemy, replacing the Dutch, the epithet transferred to them,^[72][73] due to the French recipe for eating frogs' legs (see comparable French term Rosbif). Also used in Canada to refer to both the French and French Canadians, and occasionally incorrectly as more broadly to people from Quebec who are not, in fact, necessarily French or French speaking.^[74]

Fuzzy-Wuzzy

(UK) Colonialist term used to refer to the Hadendoa warriors in the 19th Century. Not applicable in Australia, see Fuzzy Wuzzy Angels

G

Gable 

a black person.^[32][75]

Gin 

(AUS) an Aboriginal woman.^[76]

Gin jockey 

(AUS) a white person having casual sex with an Aboriginal woman. Pejorative. See also gin burglar^[77]

Golliwog

A predominately UK expression which originally was a children's literature character and type of black doll but which eventually became to be used as a jibe against people with dark skins, most commonly Afro-Caribbeans.^[78]

Gook-eye, Gooky, Gook

a derogatory term for Asians, used especially for enemy soldiers.^[79] Its use as an ethnic slur has been traced to U.S. Marines serving in the Philippines in the early 20th century.^[79][80] The earliest recorded example is dated 1920.^[81] It gained widespread notice as a result of the Korean and Vietnam wars.^[79]

Goy, Goyim, Goyum

A derogatory term used by Jews to described non-Jews. The first recorded usage of goy occurs in Genesis 10:5 and applies innocuously to non-Israelite nations.^[82]

Greaser, Greaseball

(US 1930s - 1950s) Originally used for a person of Mexican-American descent but now usually refers to a person of Italian descent.^[83] Derived from their habit of putting lots of pomade in their hair. Later extended in the 1950s to include the typical rocker / hot-rodder / biker and his Ducktail haircut.

Gringo

a foreigner; especially used disparagingly against North Americans and North Europeans in Latin America. (from the Spanish word "griego", meaning Greek. The use of the term Greek for something foreign or unintelligible is also seen in the similar expression "it's Greek to me".)^[84] The term lends itself to derogatory or paternalistic connotations, but in most of the contexts it may not be meant pejoratively.

Groid

(US) A black person. Offensive. Derived from "negroid".^[85]

Gub, Gubba 

(AUS) Aboriginal pejorative term for white people^[86]

Gweilo, gwailo, or kwai lo (鬼佬) 

(used in South of Mainland China and Hong Kong) A White man. Loosely translated as "foreign devil;" more literally, might be "ghost dude/bloke/guy/etc." Gwei means "ghost." The color white is associated with ghosts in China. A lo is a regular guy (i.e. a fellow, a chap, or a bloke).^[87] Once a mark of xenophobia, the word is now in general, informal use^[88] but still considered derogatory.

Guido

(US) An Italian-American male. Most of the times offensive. Derives from the Italian given name, Guido. Used mostly in the NYC Metro Area as a stereotype to working-class Italian-Americans.^[89]

Guinea, Ginzo

A person of Italian birth or descent. Either refers to the custom of Italian men to wear gold jewelry like rings, neck-chains, and earrings or because they were swarthy-skinned like the natives of Guinea. The diminutive "Ginzo" probably dates back to World War II and is derived from Australian slang picked up by US servicemen in the Pacific Theater.^[90]

Gypsy, Gyppo, gippo, gypo, gyppie, gyppy, gipp 

a. A Roma person . b. (UK and Australia) Egyptians.^[91]

H

Hajji, Hadji, Haji

(US) Used by some U.S. servicemembers to describe Iraqis or Arabs. Refers to Hadji, boy-adventurer Johnny Quest's swarthy, white-turban clad, vaguely Southwest-Asian sidekick^{[citation needed]}. Not to be confused with the honorific Al-Hajji, the title given to a Muslim who has completed the Hajj (pilgrimage to Mecca).^[92][93]

Half-breed

A derogatory term used to describe anyone who is mixed Native American (especially North American) and white European parentage. Métis is a French term for half-breed.

Half Caste 

(UK) Derogatory term against people who are born of mixed race.^[94] Often shortened to 'Halfie'.

Haole

(US, Hawaiian) A non-native, used by Hawaiians mainly to refer to whites (less commonly to refer to non-Hawaiians). Can be used neutrally, dependent on context.^[95]

Heeb, Hebe

(U.S.) offensive term for a Jewish person, derived from the word "Hebrew".^[96][97]

Hindoo 

(AUS) 19th century, Hindu. Often not offensive.^[98]

Honky also spelled "honkey" or "honkie" 

(1) (U.S.) An offensive term for a white person. Derived from an African-American pronunciation of "hunky", the disparaging term for a Hungarian laborer. The first record of its use as an insulting term for a white person dates from the 1950s.^[99]

House Nigger 

(U.S.) A derogatory term for affluent or highly educated African-Americans. Derived from the fact that African slaves who worked in the homes of their masters gained their favor, and were able to advance socially by reporting suspicious slaves and or activity.^[100]

Hun

(U.S. and U.K.) 1) A derogatory term for Germans, especially German soldiers; popular during World War I.^[101] Derived from a speech given by Kaiser Wilhelm of Germany to the German contingent sent to China during the Boxer Rebellion in which exhorted them to "be like Huns" (i.e., savage and ruthless) to their Chinese enemy. 2) An offensive term for a Protestant in Northern Ireland.^[102][103]

Hymie 

(U.S.) offensive term for a Jewish person, derived from the personal name Hyman (from the Hebrew name Chayyim). Jesse Jackson provoked controversy by referring to New York City as "Hymietown" in 1984.^[104]

I

Ikey / ike / iky 

a Jew [from Isaac]^[105]

Ikey-mo / ikeymo 

a Jew [from Isaac and Moses]^[106]

Indon

(Malaysia, Singapore) derogatory term for an Indonesian person.^[107]

Injun 

an offensive term for a Native American, corrupted "Indian".^[108]

J

Jap

(US, especially during World War II) a Japanese soldier or national, or anyone of Japanese descent. Or Jewish-American princess.

Jerry

(Commonwealth, especially during World War II) a. a German national. b. a German soldier [Probably an alteration of German].^[109] Origin of Jerry can.

Jigaboo, jiggabo, jigarooni, jijjiboo, zigabo, jig, jigg, jigga, jigger 

(U.S. and UK) a black person (JB) with stereotypical Black features (e.g. dark skin, wide nose, and big lips).^[110] Jiggaboo or jigabo is from a Bantu verb tshikabo, meaning meek or servile.^[111] There might also be a historical connotation with peek-a-boo, boo boo, boogie and boogie man.

Jock, jocky, jockie 

(UK) A Scottish person, dialect form of personal name John. Occasionally used by the English as an insult.^[112] but also in respectful reference to elite Scottish, particularly Highland troops, e.g. the 9th (Scottish) Division. Same vein as the English insult for the French, as Frogs.

Jungle bunny 

(U.S. and UK) a Black person.^[113]

K

Kaffir, kaffer, kaffir, kafir, kaffre, kuffar 

(South Africa) a. a black person. Very offensive. Usage: Kaffir Boy was a famous autobiographical book by Mark Mathabane about his childhood in South Africa. (The South African Consul General in Lethal Weapon 2 calls Danny Glover a kaffir and Mel Gibson a 'kaffir lover'.) b. also caffer or caffre: a non-Muslim. c. a member of a people inhabiting the Hindu Kush mountains of north-east Afghanistan. Origin is from the Arab word kafir meaning infidel used in the early Arab Zanzibarian trading posts on the Indian Ocean coast in Africa to refer to the non-Islamic black people living in the interior of Africa. The term is still used as a pejorative by Islamists in such a context. The term passed into modern usage through the British because on early European maps Southern Africa was called by cartographers Cafreria (the name derived from the Arab word "kafir") and later Kaffraria. Thus the British used the term "kaffirs" to refer to the mixed groupings of people displaced by Shaka when he organized the Zulu nation. These groups (consisting of Mzilikaze, Matiwani, Mantatisi, Flingoe, Khoikhoi, and Xhosa peoples inhabited the region from the Cape of Good Hope to the Limpopo river) fought the British in the Kaffir Wars 1846–1848, 1850–1852, and 1877–1878.)^[114][115] See also Kaffir (Historical usage in southern Africa)

Kike or kyke 

(U.S.) Derogatory term for a Jew. From kikel, Yiddish for "circle". Immigrant Jews signed legal documents with an "O" (similar to an "X").^[116]

Kraut (from Sauerkraut) 

(North America and Commonwealth) Derogatory U.S. and British term for a German,^[117] most specifically during World War II.

L

Limey

(US) A British person. Comes from the historical British naval practice of giving sailors limes to stave off scurvy.^[118]

M

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/mustalainen

Mack, Mick, Mickey, Mickey Finn 

a. (Britain, Commonwealth and U.S.) an Irish person or a person of Irish descent. Mick is considered more offensive in the U.K. and U.S.. From the prefix "Mc"/"Mac" meaning "son of" that is commonly found in Irish surnames. b. (Australia) a Roman Catholic [19th century on, from Michael].^[119]

Mammy

(U.S.) a black woman, depicted as rotund, homely, and matronly^[120]

Mangal 

a strongly offensive Bulgarian word, literally meaning "brazier", used to describe any dark-skinned individual, most often implying such of Gypsy, Hindu or Arab origin, and more rarely for other racial groups. The closest translation of "mangal" in English would be "sand nigger", "kaffir" or "pikey" / "piker". Mango is a variation of "mangal" and is used to represent all individuals of Roma origin (similar in use to Jerry for Germans), while mangasar is a further offensive name exclusively for Gypsies.

Milosh / Miloš 

(commonly Albania, Kosovo and Bosnia) an offensive term for a Serb, implying support of Slobodan Milošević, former president of FR Yugoslavia charged with crimes against humanity.

Mock / moch 

(U.S.) a Jew [first used in the 1960s as an abbreviated form of mocky (qv)]^[121]

Mocky / moky / moxy / mockey / mockie / mocky 

(U.S.) a Jew [first used in the 1930s]^[122]

Monkey 

(UK) a black person.^[123]

Moulie / Moulignon 

Offensive word for a black person, used by Italians in US. It is a corruption of melanzane, the Italian word for eggplant.^[124][125]

Munt / Munter 

(among whites in South Africa, Zimbabwe, and Zambia) a black person. Derives from muntu, the singular Bantu word for "person"^[126] In the UK, the word means "ugly person", especially "ugly woman".^[127]

Mustalainen (sing.)/Mustalaiset (pl.)

Derived from the Finnish word for "Black", it is a word for the Finnish Kale - a group of the Romani people that lives primarily in Finland and Sweden. It is nowadays sometimes considered an offensive term, and in common and official context romani is considered more appropriate (see [1]).

Muzzie / Mussie 

(Europe and US) A mildly offensive slang term for a Muslim.^[128]

N

Niglet 

A term used to describe a young black person.^[129]

Nig-nog 

(UK) a black person.^[130] - note alternative original mildly derogatory meaning in the UK: "a novice; a foolish or naive person"^[131]

Nigger / Niger / nig / nigor / nigra / nigre (Caribbean) / nigar / niggor / niggur / nigga / niggah / niggar / nigguh / niggress / nigette

(International) An American-English slur originally used to refer to black-skinned people, but developed a dual meaning in the late 20th century.

Nip 

(U.S. and UK) A derogatory term for someone of Japanese descent (shortened version of Nipponese, from Japanese name for Japan, Nippon)^[132]

Nitchie, neche, neechee, neejee, nichi, nichiwa, nidge, nitchee, nitchy 

(CAN) a North American Indian [From the Algonquian word for "friend"].^[133]

Northern Monkey 

(UK) (See also Southern Fairy) Used as a pejorative in the South of England, relating to a perceived stupidity and lack of sophistication of those in the North of the country.^[134] In some cases this has been adopted in the North of England, with a pub in Leeds even taking the name 'The Northern Monkey'.^[135]

O

Ocker

(AUS and NZ) Uncultivated Australian.^[136] Also considered authentic and unaffected^{[citation needed]}.

Oreo 

(US) A racial slur for being black on the outside and white on the inside, hinted by the appearance of an Oreo cookie.^[137]

P

Paddy

(Primarily UK) an Irishman.^[138] Derived from a nickname for Patrick. Often derogatory; however, Lord Edward FitzGerald, a major leader of the United Irishmen of 1798, proclaimed himself proudly "a Paddy and no more" and stated that "he desired no other title than this".

Paki

(United Kingdom) Used as a derogatory term directed towards South Asians (and sometimes Middle Eastern people), it is usually considered offensive when used by a non-Asian in the UK.^[139][140]

Pancake Face, Pancake 

An Asian person^[141]

Pepper or Pepsi

(Canada) a French Canadian or French-speaking Québécois^[142][143] Derived from the Anglo-Canadian jibe that their stereotypically bad dental hygiene was due to drinking Pepsi or Doctor Pepper for breakfast.

Pickaninny

a term – generally considered derogatory – that in English usage refers to black children, or a caricature of them which is widely considered racist.

Pikey / piky / piker 

(Britain) Derived from "turnpike". a. Irish Traveller, b. Gypsy, c. an itinerant or vagrant lower-class or poor person. Sometimes used to refer to an Irish person [19th century on].^[144]

Pocho / pocha 

(Southwest U.S., Mexico) adjective: term for a person of Mexican heritage who is partially or fully assimilated into American culture (literally, "diluted, watered down (drink); undersized (clothing)").^[145] (See also "Chicano")

Polack

a Pole or a person of Polish origin,^[146] from the Polish endonym, Polak (see Name of Poland). Note: the proper Swedish demonym for Polish people is polack^[147] and the Norwegian equivalent is polakk.^[148]

Pom, Pohm, Pommy, Pommie, Pommie Grant 

(AUS/NZ/SA) a British (usually English) immigrant. Some claim it derives from "Prisoner of Mother England" or "Prisoner of Her Majesty", but it probably derives from pomegranate, rhyming slang for "immigrant".^[149] It is often used irreverently and is usually considered offensive. Many such migrants to Australia call themselves "ten pound poms", because they paid ten pounds for their passage to Australia between 1945 and 1972 under an assisted migration scheme. Often combined with an adjective, particularly whingeing pom, a reference to migrants who complained about their adopted country. Often used in a sporting (especially cricket and rugby) context, with liberal use of 'pom' and 'Aussie' being used by the media; the term is often seen as unoffensive in this context, and instead as light-hearted banter by those who use it, but still possibly as offensive by those whom it is directed at^{[citation needed]}.

Porch monkey 

a black person^[150] referring to perceived common behavior of groups hanging out on front porches or steps of urban apartment complexes in U.S. cities.

Portagee

a person of Portuguese ancestry, especially those from the Azores. Used in the U.S. and Hawaii.^[151][152]

Prairie nigger 

A Native American^[153]

Q

Quashie 

a black person.^[32] From the West African name Kwazi, often given to a child born on a Sunday^[75]

R

Raghead 

an ethnic slur used against Arabs, Indian Sikhs and some other peoples, denigrating them for wearing traditional headdress such as turbans or keffiyehs.^[154] Sometimes used generically for all Islamic nations. See Towel head.

Redneck

In the US, the term is offensive to many, and refers to Southern laborer-class whites.^[155]

Redskin

a controversial term referring to Native Americans, used in the names of multiple sports teams.^[156]

Roundeye 

(English-speaking Asians) a white or non-Asian person.^[157]

Russki, Russkie 

disparaging when used by foreigners for "Russian"^[158] (actually, these are transliterations of the Russian "Русский" (in Russian pronounced: Rooskiy) for "Russian" and the spelling Russkiy is almost always in a literary context. "Russki" in Russian simply means someone who is an ethnic Russian as opposed to a minority nationality within the Russian Federation.)

S

Sais/Saesnes 

(Wales) Occasionally derogatory words used by the Welsh to refer to an English man/woman. They are the singular forms of the Welsh word for the English: Saeson, i.e. Saxon. (See Sassenach for Scottish derivative)^{[citation needed]}

Sambo

(U.S.) a derogatory term for an African American, Black, or sometimes a South Asian person.^[159]

Sand nigger 

An ethnic slur against Arabs.^[160]

Sassenach

(Scotland) - An English person, Gaelic for "Saxon", or a Lowland Scot when used by a Highlander.^[161]

Sawney 

(England, archaic) - A Scottish person, local variant of Sandy, short for "Alexander".^[162]

Schmatta 

(US) A Jew.^[163] From the Yiddish word schmatte, meaning "rag". Either derived from a) the yamulka (skullcap) worn on their heads and the tallit(prayer shawl) around their necks or b) because they were mostly employed as tailors and clothiers, the "rag trades".

Schvartse 

A Yiddish derogatory term for someone of African descent.^[164]

Seppo, Septic 

(Australian/British) An American. (Cockney rhyming slang: Septic tank — Yank)^[165]

Shelta

(Ireland) A pejorative term for the Travelling Folk. Derived from siúilta, which means "The Walkers" in Erse Gaelic.

Shiksa (Yiddish) 

a pejorative term, mostly in North America, for a non-Jewish woman. Derived from the Hebrew root Shin-Qof-Tzadei (שקץ), meaning loathsome or abomination. Most commonly used to refer to a non-Jewish woman who is dating or married to a Jewish man.^[82]

Shkutzim (Yiddish) 

a pejorative term used by Jews against non-Jewish men, especially those perceived to be anti-Semitic.^[82]

Skip /Skippy

(Aus) a person of Anglo-Australian decent.^[166]

Slant-eye, Slant 

pejorative term for a person of Far Eastern origin (Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese etc.) Derived from the term for those who have epicanthic folds^[167]

Slope, slopehead, slopy, slopey 

(U.S. and Aus) a person of Asian (in Australia, especially Vietnamese; in America, especially Chinese) descent.^[168]

Smoked Irish / smoked Irishman 

(U.S.) 19th century term for Blacks (intended to insult both Blacks and Irish).^[32]

Sooty 

A black person [originated in the U.S. in the 1950s]^[169]

Southern Fairy 

(UK) (See also Northern Monkey) A term used in the North of England referring to a perceived pretension and 'softness' of those in the South of the country. The North of England has traditionally been more industrial, where as the South has traditionally been based around the service industries, meaning that occupation, lifestyle, interests and mannerisms fueled this perception. In some cases the term has been adopted by those in the South of England and has been mercandised to some extent.

Spade 

A black person,^[170] recorded since 1928 (OED), from the playing cards suit.

Spearchucker

A term used for an African American, or other person of African descent.^[171]

Spic, spick, spik, spig, or spigotty 

(U.S) a. a person of Hispanic descent, or a person of actual or presumed Puerto Rican origin whether or not of Hispanic descent. Use of the word is often perceived as extremely offensive if used by a person not of Latino descent in any context. Origin uncertain. First recorded use in 1915. Theories include from "no spik English" (and spiggoty from the Chicano no speak-o t'e English), but common belief is that it is an abbreviation of "Hispanic" b. the Spanish language.^[172] In the UK this term is more commonly used towards people of Italian/Mediterranean descent rather than Hispanics.

Spook 

A black person,^[173] attested from the 1940s.^[174] This particular slur plays a pivotal role in the novel The Human Stain and the film based on it.

Square-head 

(US Midwest) A German. Derived from the shape of their heads when their hair is closely cropped in a Prussian-style buzz cut.

Squaw

(U.S. and CAN) Often offensive term for female Native American.^[175] Derived from lower East Coast Algonquian (Massachuset: ussqua),^[176] which originally meant "young woman", but which took on strong negative connotations in the late 20th century (see article). (The equivalent derisive for a male is "buck", and for a child, "papoose".)

Sucker fish

An term used ambiguously in southern Oregon directed towards the Klamath Indians during a dispute over the sucker fish of the Klamath River which was considered sacred by the tribe. Troublemakers displayed bumper-stickers with the message "Save a Farmer, "Fillet a sucker fish"^[177]

Swamp Nigger

An offensive term for Native Americans in North Carolina.^[177]

T

Tan

(Ireland) A British person, a derogatory term for British people, derived from the black and tans who were a brutal force sent to Ireland to crush Irelands quest for freedom from the British empire.^[178]

Taffy or Taff 

(UK) a Welsh person. First used ca. 17th century. From the River Taff or the Welsh pronunciation of the name David (in Welsh, Dafydd).^[179] Children's rhyme: "Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief". Generally considered offensive^{[citation needed]} when used by an English person, although it has appeared in such family-friendly series as Dad's Army, where it was used as a lighthearted nickname.

Taig (also Teague, Teg and Teig)

a vitriolic slur used by loyalists in Northern Ireland for members of the nationalist/Catholic/Gaelic community. Derived from the Gaelic version of Ted, a nickname for Edward.^{[180][181][182]}

Tar baby

(UK; U.S.; and N.Z.) a black child.^[183]

Teapot 

(British) A black person. [19th century]^[184]

Teuchter

(Southern Scotland) somebody from the north of Scotland or rural Scottish areas. Used as a derogatory term to cause offense.^[185]

Thicklips 

(UK) a black person.^[32]

Timber nigger 

An ethnic slur against Native Americans.^[160]

Tinker / tynekere / tinkere / tynkere, -are / tynker / tenker / tinkar / tyncar / tinkard / tynkard / tincker

a. (Britain and Ireland) an inconsequential person (typically lower class); (note that in Britain, the term "Irish Tinker" may be used, giving it the same meaning as example b.)

b. (Scotland and Ireland) a Gypsy [origin unknown - possibly relating to one of the 'traditional' occupations of Gypsies as travelling 'tinkerers' or repairers of common household objects]^[186]

c. (Scotland) a member of the native community previously itinerant (but mainly now settled) who were reputed for their production of domestic implements from basic materials and for repair of the same items, being also known in the past as "travelling tinsmiths". The slur is possibly derived from a reputation for rowdy and alcoholic recreation. Often wrongly confused with Gypsy/Romany people.

Touch of the tar brush 

(British) derogatory descriptive phrase for a person of predominantly Caucasian ancestry with real or suspected African or Asian distant ancestry.^[187]

Towel Head 

A slur intended to be used against Arabs. See Raghead.

U

Ugly American

An epithet common internationally as an insult directed at a citizen of the United States, common usage is against tourists and travellers along with US corporate businesses in the particular area.

Uncle Tom

A pejorative for an American black person who is perceived as behaving in a subservient manner to white authority figures.

W

Waki / Whacki 

A term common in the UK used to describe Asian people who act like white people or vice-versa. Term comes from blending the words "White" and "Paki", in the way the term "Whigger" is formed.

West Briton / Westbrit 

(Ireland) is for an Irish person who has sympathies toward Britain, or who imitates the British. Possibly comes from Sinn Féin ideal of Arthur Griffith for dual monarchy, Ireland was to be a West Britain.^[188]

Wetback

(US) A derogatory term for a Latino person. Originally applied specifically to Mexican migrant workers who had crossed the Rio Grande border river illegally to find work in the United States, its meaning has since broadened.^[189]

White Nigger / Wigger / Whigger / Wigga

(US) Used in 19th-century United States to describe the Irish. Sometimes used today in reference to white people in a manner similar to white trash or redneck.^[190] Also used to describe white youth that imitate urban black youth by means of clothing style, mannerisms, and slang speech. The 'w' at the start of wigger refers to the white person and the 'igger' refers to nigger, which is a racial slur for black people. Also used by radical Québécois in self-reference, as in the seminal 1968 book White Niggers of America.

Whitey 

A term for a Caucasian, commonly used in a derogatory manner.^[191]

Wog

(UK and Commonwealth) A generic term for any swarthy or dark-skinned foreigner. Possibly derived from "golliwogg"^[192] In Britain, it usually refers to dark skinned people from Asia or Africa, though any truly xenophobic Englishman knows that "the Wogs begin at Calais". Wog is also a backronym for Worthy Oriental Gentleman. In Australia the term "wog" is usually used to refer to New Zealanders (Pacific Islanders), Mediterranean Europeans (Spaniards, Italians, and Greeks), Eastern Europeans (Macedonians, Serbians, Croatians, or Albanians), and Near Eastern or Middle Eastern people (Turks, Arabs and Persians).

Wop

(North America and UK) A racial term for anyone of Italian descent, derived from the Italian dialectism, "guappo," close to "dude, swaggerer" and other informal appellations, a greeting among male Neapolitans.^[193]

Y

Yam-Yam / Yam Yam 

A mocking term used for natives of the Black Country in England. It is based on their strong accents.

Yank 

Shortened form of Yankee; English-speaking countries outside the United States use it as a derogatory term for Americans.^[194]

Yellow 

Designating or pertaining to an Asian person, in reference to those who have a yellowish skin color.^[195]

Yid 

Disparaging term for a Jew, although it is an endonym among Yiddish-speaking Jews.^[196]

Z

Zog Lover 

Used by white nationalists to describe an Aryan who is subservient to the Jews ("Zog"=Zionist Occupation Government).^[197]

Zipperhead, Zip 

Coined by American soldiers as a term for North Koreans during the Korean War.^{[citation needed]} Used in the films Full Metal Jacket and Gran Torino.