Showing posts with label FUNNY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUNNY. Show all posts

Thursday, January 1, 2015

YOUR UNREALISTIC RESOLUTION

So, it’s that time again.  The time at the end of one year and the beginning of the next when people start to make these ridiculous promises and expectations of themselves, in the form of New Years Resolutions.  My issue with making resolutions are the people that create unrealistic ones…  Especially when it comes to exercise or quitting something. A friend of mine said her New Year’s Resolution was to run 10 miles a day.  Now keep in mind that this bitch is over weight, a smoker of both marijuana and cigarettes, does not eat fresh vegetables unless they are in the form of pickles on her burger, and consumes her first drink of alcohol before most of us even wake up, and probably hasn’t run 10miles in 10 years.  I’m supposed to support that? Yeah, no.

Love Always

Monday, August 19, 2013

UFO SIGHTINGS IN CALOFRNIA ON JULY

 

 

This is a quick video but I like lookinjg at many alien sighting videos.Leave you comments about what you think,

Love Always.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

THE LICKED HAND

A beautiful young girl is left home alone with only her dog to protect her. On the news that night, they announced there is a serial killer on the loose in the area. Before she goes to bed, she locks all the doors and tries to lock all the windows, but the one in the basement won’t lock. She decides to leave it unlocked, but locks the basement door and goes to bed. Her dog takes its customary place under her bed.

In the deep of night she awakens to a dripping sound coming from her bathroom. Half-awake, the girl feels the comforting lick from her dog and falls back to sleep. She reawakens to the dripping sound, reaches her hand down to the dog where she feels the reassuring lick and falls back to sleep. Once more, she awakens to the dripping sound. She reaches her hand down and feels the lick of her dog.

Now curious about the dripping sound, she gets up and slowly walks towards the bathroom, the dripping sound getting louder as she approaches. She reaches the bathroom and turns on the light. She is greeted by a horrific sight; hanging from the shower nozzle is her dog with its throat slit open and its blood dripping into the bathtub.

Something on the bathroom mirror catches her eye; she turns around. Written on the wall in her dog’s blood are the words “Humans can lick too.”

 

THE ORIGINAL STORY IS LOCATED AT: http://www.creepypastaindex.com/creepypasta/the-licked-hand

(This is an oldy but goody!!!!! )

DELETE

It started with my friend in Japan. He was a hacker and pirate and always left his computer on, along with AIM and MSN. When he logged out on both, I assumed his computer finally died from overload. It was then I noticed all his posts on our favorite sites were gone. All his accounts, all his videos, all his comments.

Sorry, I’m getting ahead of myself. My name is Nathan and I’m a shut-in. Agoraphobia. I live in North Carolina and I program for a living. My sister does the shopping for me and I live in a basement. No windows. That might very well be the only thing that’s keeping me safe.

I woke up a month ago, at 3 AM and sat down at my desk, ready to work a bit but mostly chat. That’s when I noticed KaosSrida was gone. I don’t know his real name so don’t bother asking. Besides some spelling issues, he was a fairly good English speaker and I enjoyed talking to him. He also knew everything about computers, stuff I could never imagine possible.

That’s why I wasn’t worried. It was well within his expertise to hack into sites and delete his own posts. I assumed he had gotten sick of the internet. He’d been complaining about it for years.

I tried discussing his disappearance with a mutual friend. He seemed confused, like he was forgetting who Kaos was. This friend was really old. I worried about his mental health. I decided to let it go and talk about sports a bit.

By this time, three or four people had stopped logging on. Not the most unusual thing in the world. People got busy sometimes or just didn’t feel like talking. Only, their posts disappeared as well.

Now, it had been a couple of days since Kaos went missing. And I was getting fairly freaked out so I turned off the computer and watched TV for a while.

That’s when shit got scary.

One of the news anchors was gone. The other would sometimes look to the spot her patner should be and look confused for a while, only to return to speaking as usual. A local show called Three Sisters or something, was now Two Sisters. And yes, the third sister was gone. As with the news, sometimes there would be times where the third sister was important and for a moment they seemed to remember. But then they just kept acting. A cooking show just showed the studio, with no host.

I am a rational man and I was quick to rationalize everything. The news anchor wasn’t used to working alone while her partner was sick and the show with the sisters was part of a plot, I wouldn’t know, I didn’t watch it. The cooking show was harder to explain. Perhaps they left the camera running while they had to leave for some reason, and the network guys didn’t notice.

I had calmed myself and decided to watch something else. I got a TV guide my sister had gotten me and flipped through it. That’s when I noticed the freakiest thing yet. The Two Stooges. I stared blankly at the name, squished between an old britcom and one of those shows about how good the fifties were.

It was soon to start so I flipped over to the channel. Sure enough, the title screen said The Two Stooges. Surely, this was some joke or a rip off.

But no. It started as I remembered it. Only with a stooge less.

I freaked out and turned off the TV.

So here I am. It’s been a month and around a hundred people are missing that I know of. My sister is gone as well. I’m posting this in every site I can, hopefully reaching as many people as I can. If you can notice the people missing as well, my name is Nate Creek and I live in a small town in North Carolina, pleas e PM me as soon as possible.

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“Hey Bob. Bob, help me out here.”

The man stared at the computer screen, furrowing his eyebrows.

“What do want, Jim?”

Bob walked over to him, a bored look on his face.

“One of the AIs has a glitch.”

“How so?”

“I deleted several other AIs and an entertainment pack so I could install the new versions but this AI didn’t delete its memories and is panicking. I thought it was the lack of a support AI because I deleted the sister file as well, but the memory logs show it started much sooner. He’s been at his computer for hours.”

“What’s he doing? Working? Creative writing?”

“Autobiographical-diary, it says. I thought we didn’t install that module on this one.”

“It’s probably a glitch of some sort. Just delete and do a clean install with the others.”

Jim sighed.

“I kinda liked this one.”

“It’s just a program Jim. It’s not like it’s sentient.”

Jim watched the visual representation of Nate_Creek_5 type furiously.

“I guess you’re right, Bob.”

Jim right clicked the AI and choose delete.

 

 

STORY TAKEN FROM: http://www.creepypastaindex.com/creepypasta/delete

Saturday, June 29, 2013

THE HEAT, ALLERGIES, ANXIETY ATTACKS, AND INFO-MMERCIALS

 

     I am having the hardest time coping with this fucking heat! Today in my city it was 102 degrees!  And all I’ve been having are anxiety attacks.  I know all this anxiety is going to trigger some sort of insomnia or light sleeping episodes.  And we all know how much I love to sleep for one hour, be awake for four, sleep thirty minutes, be awake for six hours more!

    It’s like I can feel it welling up in my body. The tenseness, the internal feeling that my legs want to run a marathon. The thoughts of doom or ill will that might come of my family.  Those lovely thoughts that cause me to call up family members to make sure they are alive.  (Yes, I actually call up my parents and my sister to make sure they haven’t died in some mind made up manner.) Last night, I was so hot and tired. And yet, I couldn’t sleep. Every time tried to “lay my head down” like normal people do, I would just lay there staring up at the ceiling, or trying to following the blades of the ceiling fan.  It got so bad that after I took a shot of Tequila, my eyes became so heavy, that I just fell asleep. I then woke up at 2 a.m. and to my surprise my left foot was swollen.  And that got my mind buzzing again. What could have fucking caused this shit? Did a fucking demon bug bite the shit out of me while I knocked out? What type of medical disease did I have now?

    So I sat there…. Mind racing, foot swollen, and watched TV.  I had a cigarette and another drink. And soon after that I sat there with my boyfriend.  We chatted but for some reason we were drawn by the commercial that was on TV.  It was another fucking  Sean T exercise commercial.  This time for some fucking Hip Hop Dance weight loss shit.  We were overall disgusted by this commercial.  Actually “diet” or
“weight loss” commercials that have before and after photos REALLY irritate me.  The before photo is always of the person looking so fucking depressed.  This person is ultimately miserable. Which I find especially hard to believe if they were as active as they claimed or had children or a mate.  The before photo is often of the person extremely pale with no make up.  The after photo is the polar opposite.  It usually depicts the person with tons more make up, new clothes that look more expensive then the ones they used to wear in their “old life”, and of course, I can’t forget to add that they are also really tan. All this, of course, is to make the Buyer think that with the exercise video you will have great skin, a tan, a happier life, and rosier cheeks. Also the video was a bit contradictory. It is supposed to be a Hip Hop Dance video, yet the music and the dance moves were nothing of the sort.  If anything, the music was that of techno or almost house music.  And the whole time during the commercial, we kept thinking that somewhere out there in the Club scene, there is a person who is trying out these moves because they think these are actual dance moves that people really do.  WARNING: PURCHASING THIS VIDEO WILL NOT GIVE YOU RHYTHM IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM. AND NO ONE IN THE CLUB IS DOING THESE DANCE MOVES. Last, but not least, I can’t forget the under-lying racism that was taking place.  The announcer would say what a great deal this was and how fantastic you will feel.And then when he announced that it was 75% off, a clearly African-American voice shouts, “Say what!”  It was then followed by various sprinkling of other “slang” phrases like, “That’s dope!” I was appalled. And yet I could not take my eyes away from it. We laughed and discussed it some more.

    I do have to thank Sean T for one thing. It took my mind of my swollen foot, and it actually went down some. I was no long concentrating on “dying” family members. I had focused all my attention on this commercial. So, I guess my before photo would be of me with a swollen foot, rubbing my aching and restless legs, and smoking. My after photo would be me tan ( or a bit more bronze since I am black) with lip stick on, and laughing at the TV.

 

Love Always.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

TERROR AT BART: NAKED MAN ATTACKS! WHAT’S BEHIND IT ALL?

I have witnessed something really disturbing today… It started off like any other day at work.  I get a Facebook notification that a friend of mine had tagged me in a video. I watch it and it is pretty funny! It was a fight video with a guy and a drag queen (?).  And that out of right field a torso, yes a freaking torso, came to jump into the fight. Maybe I am being mean by calling him a torso, it was a guy with no arms or legs hop out of a wheel chair that was off to the right side.  After watching this freak show, I was dicussing the video with a coworker.  He then asked if I had heard about the naked man that was attacking people at the BART station, to which I replied that I had not.  That, of course, meant that he had to send me the link. 

     Immediately upon pressing play the action was in full swing.  There was what appeared to be an African-American male with an afro and was completely asshole naked! I am not joking! He then proceed to stalk and pounce on a young female who was completely terrified, and it was that state of fear that he remain in the whole video. The Naked Man then proceeded to various gymnastic moves, flips, kicks, splits all around the BART station.During his reign of terror he attacks several other patrons, before laying down flat on the floor, making erratic movements and sounds.  (At this point a BART rider walking his bike, kicks the lunatic.)  The Naked Man gets up an then tries to attack more people, before the video is ended. 

    On the surface, this video is quite hilarious to witness his obvious decent into madness.  But if you dig deeper, you have to wonder, what does it all mean? The news is reporting that the man was on drugs, but I haven’t heard which type of drug he was on.  The is truly disturbing to me because we have seen a rise in cases like these. (Do I have to remind you of all the “zombie” cases that have appeared on television.) The fact that the drugs are having and even more negative effect on individuals is alarming. The cross melding of drugs are creating these “super” drugs that are causing people to lose their fucking minds.  Designer drugs are getting more and more popular. And with these new drugs, the doses needed to get to that level are getting smaller. But it seems that even though the doses are smaller, people seem to be ingesting  these designer drugs at larger that “recommended” amounts”. These drugs severally alter the mind, and cause episodes of extreme aggressive or eventually put you in a super agitated state.

     People are even saying that these new drugs are some sort of government testing. The government is experimenting on the American people by creating drugs for the use of making the public more servile and/or using the drugs for war applications.  It is no secret that in the past the government has used several types of drugs, hoping to use them during war. 

     If not drugs, then was else caused this man to act to erratic at the BART station?  If the man had a mental problem, these would also definitely explain his behavior. There are several mental illnesses that would cause an otherwise normal individual to lose his/her fucking shit.There are all too many incidents where someone who wasn’t right in the head has flipped out and caused damage to property, harm to other, or even harm to themselves. 

Whatever the case was, it’s is also frightening to see incidents like this where innocent and unsuspecting individuals get attacked.  Here is the video, finally, but I have to warn that is graphic and NSFW.

Love Always.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Getting that itch for another tattoo again…But TRUST it won’t be a terrible one like these….

   It’s only been a few months since I got my last tattoo, but I already want another one. Now, it’s just a question of what I want and where. I am thinking of getting my tattoo on my leg touched up and recreated.  I think something that I could get connected to the new one would be freaking awesome. I am also talking to my tattoo buddy and coworker about redesigning the one on my back. I don’t want to cover it up, it is the name of my ex boyfriend, because I do not regret it.  I am thinking of getting a phoenix added to it. 

    I think tattoos are wonderful!!! I think they are a great form of expression. I can’t really tell people what to get on their bodies, they are free to get whatever they so desire, it’s their body.  I’m just saying that they should be prepared to defend their decision to get the McDonald’s logo they inked on their cheeks…..

   I’ve come across some absolutely HORRIBLE tattoos around the internet…

 

 

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I hope you have enjoyed these pictures. And let this be a lesson…. You have the right to tattoo anything you want on your body. But you also don’t want to regret the decision down the line. Be sure it’s something that you can be proud of.  Also, be willing to shop around.  I always go by the saying, “Good tattoos aren’t cheat and cheap tattoos aren’t good!”.  Don’t be afraid to look at the porfolio of the person that is going to tattoo you. Also, research who this person is and who he has tattooed before.. Most artists don’t mind you asking and are more than willing to give you references.  Ask LOTS OF QUESTIONS!! You need to know some thing about your tattoo. What is the healing time? How long do you need to leave the bandage on? Is there any medication that I should be using or what should I avoid doing while the tattoo is healing?  And most importantly, PAY ATTENTION DURING THE SESSION!!! You need to be aware of how this masterpiece is going to turn out. Let the Artist know if you do not like something. This is your body! And you are paying for this piece of art to endure the ages, you can decide what stays and goes! I can’t wait to get a new piece done! And I will be sure to post a picture of my new ink pride.

Love Always.

Friday, May 6, 2011

BARACK OBAMA: ANTICHRIST ???

I have been trolling the internet and have seen some rather interesting topics. One of which is how Barack Obama may be the Antichrist. This topic has gained more and more popularity with the recent news of Osama Bin Laden’s death. There are some things are trippy and then there are some things that might be stretching it, but all in all this topics and the “evidence” they find to back it is interesting none the less. I hope you enjoy as much as I did. We will never know the truth because we weren’t around to write the bible.  And that’s what I want you to take with you when you are finished reading this blog. I’m not trying to change your persoanl beliefs. I personally know a few people who actually fit most of the 27 characteristics of the antichrist.  I will update this and post more on the topic as I find it on the internet.

The 27 Characteristics of the AntiChrist:
1. He comes from among ten kings in the restored Roman Empire; his authority will have similarities to the ancient Babylonians, Persians, and Greeks [Daniel 7:24; Rev 13:2 / Daniel 7:7]
Obama: American president has similarities to Babylonians, Persians, and Greeks.
2. He will subdue three kings [Daniel 7:8, 24]
Obama: Hmmm... McCain, Hillary and John Edwards
3. He is diverse from the other kings [Daniel 7:24]
Obama: Mixed race
4. He will rise from obscurity…a “little horn” [Daniel 7:8]
Obama: virtually unheard of two years ago.
5. He will speak boastfully [Daniel 7:8; Rev 13:5]
Obama: Change we can [blindly] believe in...
6. He will blaspheme God, [Daniel 7:25; 11:36; Rev 13:5] slandering His Name, dwelling place, and departed Christians and Old Testament saints [Rev 13:6]
Obama: not exactly getting along with his pastor...
7. He will oppress the saints and be successful for 3 ½ years [Daniel 7:25; Rev 13:7]
Obama: One termer.
8. He will try to change the calendar, perhaps to define a new era, related to himself [Daniel 7:25]
Obama: Michigan primary... once again change he can believe in... may be a 3 day work week.
9. He will try to change the laws, perhaps to gain an advantage for his new kingdom and era
[Dan 7:25]
Obama: wants to re-negotiate NAFTA!
10. He will not be succeeded by another earthly ruler, but by Christ [Daniel 7:26-27]
Obama: Future stuff...
11. He will confirm a covenant with “many” [Daniel 9:27]
This covenant will likely involve the establishment of a Jewish Temple in Jerusalem
[see Dan 9:27; Matt 24:15]
Obama: Future stuff: ???, diplomatic deal? treaty? NAFTA? Peace treaty with bin Ladin? Who knows.
12. He will put an end to Jewish sacrifice and offerings after 3 ½ years and will set up an abomination to God in the Temple [Daniel 9:27, Matthew 24:15]
Obama: I've never heard of him sacrificing an animal, or follow ANY of the sacrifice rites from the book of Leviticus.
13. He will not answer to a higher earthly authority; “He will do as he pleases”[Daniel 11:36]
Obama: U.S. presidents are like that....
14. He will show no regard for the religion of his ancestors [Daniel 11:37]
Obama: His Father was a Muslim...
15. He will not believe in any god at all [except for himself] [Daniel 11:37]
Obama: His Mother is an atheist. He was raised atheist. And his adopted church believes in stuff that's kind of politically incorrect. Does he really believe in god?
16. He will have "no regard for the desire of women"[Dan 11:37]
Obama: He doesn't much care for Hillary. Bill embodies the the "desire of women"...
17. He will claim to be greater than any god [Daniel 11:37; 2 Thess 2:4]
Obama: Obviously someone who disobeys the bible thinks they are greater than God.
18. He will claim to be God [2 Thessalonians 2:4]
Obama: Satanists claim to be gods, and as a democrat, he is a satanist.
19. He will only honor a “god” of the military. His whole focus and attention will be on his military. He will conquer lands and distribute them [Daniel 11:39-44]
Obama: Has an expert "campaign" - the electoral equivalent of an army.
20. His arrival on the world scene will be accompanied by miracles, signs and wonders [2 Thess 2:9]
Obama: Signs/Disasters like Chinese earth quake, the cyclone that his burma. Wonders like a black man and a woman are to front runners for US president...
21. Either he, or his companion [The False Prophet], will claim to be Christ [Matt 24:21-28]
Obama: We'll have to wait for his choice on a running mate.
22. He will claim that Jesus did not come in the flesh, or that Jesus did not rise bodily from the grave [2 John 7]. He will deny that Jesus is the Messiah [I John 2:22]
Obama: Is a democrat.
23. He will be worshipped by many people [Rev. 13:8]
Obama: I would have to say this is true...
24. He will hate a nation that initially will have some control over his kingdom, but he will destroy this nation [Rev 17:16-18]
Obama: Israel?
25. He will appear to survive a fatal injury [Rev. 13:3; 17:8]
Obama: Everyone thought his campaign was "dead" before Iowa.
26. His name will be related to the number six hundred and sixty six [Rev 13:17-18].
Was born in Chicago zip code: 60606
27. He will be empowered by the devil himself [Rev. 13:2]
Nominated by democratic party.
UPDATE! Matthew 5:34 CLEARLY STATES THAT OBAMA "COMETH OF EVIL"
Obama insisted on taking the oath of office TWICE! Why is he so obsessed with oath-taking? Read Matthew chapter five, in which Jesus clearly says that oath-taking is "evil":
33 Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, Thou shalt not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths: 34 But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne: 35 Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King. 36 Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black. 37 But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.

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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

FOREIGN FILMS: A TRIP AROUND THE WORLD WITHOUT LEAVING YOUR LIVING ROOM

  Lately I have been watching lots and lots of foreign horror and thriller films. I have to say it was an overall nice trip around the world via movies. I have seen movies from Germany, Italy, Taiwan, Korea, Japan, China, Denmark, and many other places. I have seen many foreign movies before but I kind of over dosed, if you will. Some of them I have to say were really good while others weren’t so good. And one thing I love to do is read the movie reviews about these movies. Sometimes the films can be so confusing to many people. And it is so damn funny to see them try to explain the endings. But what really bothers me are when people give movies a bad review because they didn’t understand the movies. It’s one thing if the movie sucks because of bad acting or because of terrible directing. I don’t think it’s fair to write a bad review for the simple fact  that the movie was smarter than you. And what usually happens is the person missed some critical conversation or a key piece of evidence because they were distracted or weren’t paying attention.There are plenty of message boards where you can have your questions answered, but don’t dis the movie. I just have to say that I find that extremely funny.

  I also have to thank my friends for all the wonderful suggestions that they have given me. Movies like “Martyrs”. It’s a chilling film where you find yourself watching truly likeable characters and suffering along with them. The movie itself is about a young girl named Lucie who was kidnapped by a cult of some sort as a child. When she escapes she is placed in an Orphanage, where she meets her best friend Anna. Together Lucie and Anna work against the demons that Lucie fought when she was kidnapped. They decide to embark on an adventure for revenge. The torture these young women endure is painful to watch, but not like Hostel painful. It’s not necessarily rough torture porn. The characters are wonderful young women, who have lost their innocence. They are 100% likeable and you want them to survive. This movie stays with you.

I have found that Asian movies tend to be more cerebral while most of the German movies were a tad bit more brutal. If you haven’t watched a foreign film before because you “don’t like to read while watching a movie”, there are plenty of foreign films that are in English or are dubbed. (Plus most DVDs give you the option to switch the audio to English.) I say get over your fear of foreign movies because you are truly missing out on amazing stories, likeable characters, and different points of view. Here are a few movies that I recommend (I’d like to thank Netflix for the movie descriptions) :

Martyrs-Years after she escaped from an icy torture chamber in an abandoned slaughterhouse, Lucie (Mylène Jampanoï) enlists the help of her closest friend, Anna (Morjana Alaoui), to track down the family who tormented her and exact her revenge. But when Lucie and Anna investigate further, they discover that they've only scratched the surface of an unspeakably vile secret organization. Pascal Laugier directs this ultraviolent horror film

Frontiers-As riots break out all over Paris after a right-wing government is elected, reluctant thief Yasmina (Karina Testa) recruits a few friends to exploit the bedlam by looting. With the police on their tail, the gang splits up and regroups at a hostel near the Luxembourg border to divide their haul. But the decision proves fateful when the innkeepers turn out to be neo-Nazi freaks who want to make Yasmina the brood mare for a new Aryan master race.

Irreversible-This French thriller chronicles the unspeakable horror of rape and the aftermath of revenge. When a woman is brutally violated, her angered boyfriend and ex-boyfriend team up to track down the rapist and take justice into their own hands. Albert Dupontel, Vincent Cassel and Monica Bellucci star, and Gaspar Noé (I Stand Alone) directs. Nominated for the Golden Palm Award at the 2002 Cannes Film Festival.

Anatomy-Paula Henning (Franka Potente), a promising young medical student, wins a place at the prestigious Heidelberg Medical School, where she plans to study anatomy. But when an all-too-familiar face shows up on her dissection table, she uncovers a horrifying secret society of surgeons who will do anything to get their hands on interesting specimens. And Paula could be the next one to end up on the slab.

Antibodies-After confessed killer Gabriel Engel (André Hennicke) is captured, small-town cop Michael Martens (Wotan Wilke Möhring) interrogates him, hoping a journey into the madman's twisted mind will give clues to an unsolved murder committed in the same heinous manner as Gabriel's crimes. Gabriel claims to know the killer's identity but turns the investigation into a psychological game, leaving Michael questioning his own sanity in this German thriller.

High Lane-In this French thriller, a mountain climbing trail closed to the rest of civilization becomes a path to adventure and horror for a group of friends who dare to go beyond its barriers. It's not just because they trespassed into forbidden territory or because they're testing the laws of gravity. It's because they're not the only ones willing to push the envelope out there, and their visitor isn't very welcoming at all.

The Orphanage-Fueled by fond memories from her childhood, Laura (Belén Rueda) persuades her husband (Fernando Cayo) to help her revamp a seaside orphanage into a facility for disabled children. But soon after the couple moves in, their son, Simón (Roger Príncep), begins exhibiting disturbing behavior. As Laura tries to understand Simón's increasingly malevolent actions, she becomes drawn into the house's terrifying secrets in this unnerving chiller.

H-Detectives Kim Mi Yun (Jung-ah Yeom) and Kang Tae Hyun (Jin-hee Ji) investigate a copycat serial killer in Jong-hyuk Lee's gruesome thriller. Police think they've got their man when Shin Hyun (Seung-woo Cho) confesses to the mutilation murders of six women. But the case is reopened a year later when more women are brutally killed in the same manner. The investigation stalls, the detectives become suspects, and the body count rises. ...

Unborn But Forgotten-In a series of Jack the Ripper-style murders, innocent twenty-somethings are abducted and brutally murdered, their bodies practically gutted as if a crude abortion had been performed. Yet, despite the presence of umbilical fluids found on their bodies, none of the victims was actually pregnant. Now, it's up to determined television reporter Han Soo Jin to figure out what's been going on -- and who's to blame for these horrific crimes

The Victim-After actress Ting (Pitchanart Sakakorn) reenacts the violent murder of former beauty queen Meen (Apasiri Nitibhon) in a movie, she experiences a mystical connection with the dead woman and begins to have horrific visions in this spine-chiller from Thailand. Driven by the nightmarish pictures in her head, Ting decides to look into the mysterious murder herself. She soon discovers evidence that the killer may still be on the loose.

The Maid-Charged with living on her own for the first time in her life, Rosa Dimaano (Alessandra de Rossi) takes a job as a maid in Singapore, where she works for the family of a mentally challenged boy. But little does she know that her arrival coincides with the eve of the seventh lunar month -- long believed to herald the opening of the fiery gates of hell. Filmmaker Kelvin Tong directs this record-breaking blockbuster Filipino thriller.

A Tale Of Two Sisters-Terrified sisters try to exorcise their home of two dark forces -- their evil stepmother and a vengeful entity -- in this ghostly tale. Hospitalized after their mother's death, young Su-mi (Im Su-jeong) and Su-yeon (Mun Geun-yeong) return home to find a nasty new stepmother (Yeom Jeong-ah). The girls suffer terrifying events, but their father doesn't care, even though evil lurks around every corner. Can the girls free their home from its demons?

Bloody Reunion-A group of former elementary school classmates who decide to visit their ailing teacher at her home in the South Korean countryside watch their plans for an idyllic reunion crumble in this slasher flick from first-time feature director Dae-wung Lim. It's not that they've changed so much since their last meeting 16 years ago. It's just that they've been so good at hiding their pent-up frustrations about the past ... until now.

Carved: The Slit Mouth Woman-Three decades ago, a Japanese suburb was terrorized by the vengeful spirit of a woman in a surgical mask who asked victims, "Am I pretty?" before slaughtering them. Now, children in this community are disappearing again, leaving police and teachers to discover the reason and put an end to the new wave of carnage. Eriko Sato, Haruhiko Katô and Miki Mizuno star in director Kôji Shiraishi's terrifying chiller.

The Ghost-After a traumatic incident, college student Ji-won (Ha-Neul Kim) is struck with amnesia and tries to piece together the events of her life. But when her old friends begin dying off in mysterious water-related episodes, Ji-won begins making the connection between a dark secret from her past and the horrors of the present. Directed by Tae-kyeong Kim, this terrifying spine-chiller from South Korea stars Sang-mi Nam, Bin and Yi Shin.

Face-Forensic sculptor Hyun-min (Shin Hyun-jun) finds himself in a race against time to save his daughter's life as she recuperates from a heart transplant. He agrees to help solve the case of a vicious serial killer by reconstructing a skull from one of the victims. Once the skull is in his house, Hyun-min's daughter experiences strange visions, and the worried father must unravel a conspiracy involving human organs.

The Horde (which strangely enough looks like Left 4 Dead video game)-When four corrupt policemen invade a gangster's hideout near Paris to avenge the death of their colleague, they quickly find themselves outmanned, outgunned and trapped. That is, until a legion of vicious zombies swarms through the building. Now, the cops, the crooks and the undead are swept up in a bloody three-way rampage. Yannick Dahan and Benjamin Rocher direct this gore-filled French thriller that stars Jo Prestia and Eriq Ebouaney.

Alien Vs. Ninja (Terrible movie but great for a laugh)-When a strange fireball crashes near their village, a mighty ninja clan goes to investigate and winds up in serious danger. Flanked by lightning-quick alien creatures, the ninjas struggle to find their enemies' weakness before they're all killed. Full of blood, guts, dismemberment, cool weapons and wicked swordplay, this tongue-in-cheek action flick stars Masanori Mimoto, Mika Hijii and Shuuji Kashiwabara.

Tokyo Gore Police-(Over the top gore fest)-When crazed scientist Key Man develops a virus that causes humans to mutate, samurai-sword-wielding cop Ruka is called in to annihilate the unnatural creatures and stop Key Man before the virus takes over humanity. Little does Ruka know, however, that the slaying of her father years before means she shares a hidden bond with her rival. Yoshihiro Nishimura's fast-paced gorefest stars Eihi Shiina, Itsuji Itao and Shoko Nakahara

Robogeisha-(freaking hilarious)-Director Noboru Iguchi and gore master Yoshihiro Nishimura team up for this hyper-violent and hilariously grotesque depiction of a very angry army of butt sword-wielding geisha robots with enough strength to embed tempura shrimp in villains' eyes. Special effects in Iguchi's (Machine Girl) over-the-top, feminist melodrama include chainsaw lips, blood-spouting buildings, geisha transformers, machine gun bras and some basic decapitations

Dogtooth-In this Oscar-nominated Greek drama, siblings who grow up cut off from the world -- homeschooled and reliant on one another for entertainment -- create their own idyllic alternative universe, which is shattered when their father lets in an outsider. Sex enters the picture when dad begins bringing home a female security officer to satisfy his son's libido ... and suddenly nothing is the same within the highly idiosyncratic family unit.

I may have left a couple out but I truly invite you to do some research and look up some movies. I guarantee you will have some fun traveling around the world without leaving your living room. Plus you may gain some new fears of countries that you have never visited, like I did. LOL

Love always.

I’M SORRY… THAT YOU SUCK

And here I go again. I feel like I need to apologize…. People seem to be easily offended over nothing. And it totally seems like people would rather bitch at what is wrong with their lives or what is wrong in this world instead of doing something about it. So I’m going to apologize….

I’m sorry that I didn’t have a fucked up childhood like you did. Yeah I know it’s weird that I can research all this fetish stuff online and yet I had a wonderful childhood. My daddy wasn’t a drunk, and my mommy never beat me, and no uncle ever touched me.. So look elsewhere, when you are trying to explain me and what I say or do.

I’m sorry you have to beg for followers and friends. I personally don’t care if people follow me on twitter or send me friend requests on Facebook. I’m completely satisfied with the number of real life people that actually knew me in high school, and not to mention, I am perfectly satisfied with the number of people that I have strictly for the purpose of Farmville. (Don’t give me no shit, about that game. Its addictive. Just shut up and send me a gift.) Unlike your attention starved ass, people have to go online and put #followback or “follow me and I follow back” on their twitter posts. And it is so damn annoying. And those usually are the same people who get upset about losing a few followers. Really? Someone doesn’t like what you have to say and you start bitching? wow.

I’m sorry I’m an american who totally utilizes her right to free speech. Yes, I say some fucked up twisted things sometimes, but dammit, it’s my american right. And yeah, America is looking bad in the media lately but that doesn’t mean I’m jumping ship and becoming Canadian anytime soon.

I’m sorry I have common sense. And I use it every day. I’m sorry. Now a days it seems like people are ignoring this simple and easy to follow sixth sense, if you will. There is something inside all of us that tells us when we shouldn’t do things. However, some of us decide that they don’t have to listen. Because we all know that drinking and driving has always proved safe, right?

I’m sorry you mistake my sarcasm for sincerity.(Mainly because you don’t know what sarcasm means…) Because you ARE a genius. And yes you ARE totally my type.

I’m sorry my parents love me. Yep, I’m pretty much spoiled. And they’ve always supported me. That means, I’m a bitch because people irritate me and not because my parents didn’t love me.

I’m sorry I don’t’ do drugs and I think you’re disgusting for doing them. Seriously, do I even have to go further. Drugs are gross, and they make you look gross. Why on earth would you PAY for something that gives you insomnia, makes you pick at your face, and you become physically addicted to the point that you can’t function without it? Ugh! Yuck. Battery acid does the same thing to your body and I don’t see you rushing to snort that… Or maybe you are… I don’t know what the kids are snorting these days.

I’m sorry I love my children. ??? How dare I show them affection and put them before myself? I’m sorry for not being like you selfish sperm and egg donors. Because I don’t use my children as a means to get people to visit me, I don’t beat them, and I’ve NEVER left them by themselves to go  out and party.

I’m sorry I don’t speak your language. Considering this is AMERICA, I didn’t think it was necessary for ME to speak 100 different languages just to be able to  get shit done in a supermarket.

I’m sorry I just don’t like Justin Bieber. I just don’t I understand it. My kids love him, but whatever.

I’m sorry I find Family Guy fucking hilarious. I really don’t need you judging me or giving me your opinion on the show when a) you don’t watch it b) you repeatedly ask if they can understand the baby  and c)you don’t understand the pop culture references. And yes, I’m an awful parent because my kids watch it and they think it’s hilarious, too.

I’m sorry you have a stick up your ass. My ass is empty, go ahead and check. It 2011 and pretty much the internet has unleashed a bunch of knowledge upon us. And we can access whatever we want. Everyone should be open about everything now because “not knowing” isn’t an acceptable excuse anymore. And everyone is pretty much mixed with some other race. Pretty soon we will all be porn watching, spam deleting, gay marriage supporting, butter-scotch complexion having fools. Yep I said it.

I guess what I’m saying is that I’m sorry you suck. I’m sorry that you are so bitter that you have to ruin the lives of other people around you. Instead of doing good or being happy for others, you would rather create groups, chats, fake facebook accounts, etc., all just to tell people how much you hate them. Wow. I’m sorry you suck, your life sucks, and you have no friends. I’m sorry that I fucking kick ass! LOL

Love Always.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

AN EROTIC ENCOUNTER

Erotic Encounter

As I walk into the room, your eyes move slowly up and down my silhouette. You can’t tell what I’m wearing, but you know it can’t be much. As I near the bed, the candlelight reveals me to you. You were right; a black lace corset, matching thong and thigh highs: your favorite.
I gingerly set one high heel clad foot onto the bed and your eyes widened. The thong was even better than you imagined; it was the crotch-less pair. You reach out to touch, but I back away, smirking at you. You immediately grin back and get up to start chasing me. “whoa big boy” I tease as I push you back onto the bed.
I put my lips near yours, then pull away at the last second. You grab my face to force me to kiss you, but I win the fight and get away. “stop teasing” you whimper. I look over my shoulder at you and slowly bend over to take off my shoe.
You can’t handle this tantalizing view so you reach out and grab my ass. This time I don’t pull away; I moan in anticipation. I kick off the second shoe and tackle you onto your back, hungrily kissing you. You can tell my breathing has already increased, but you don’t know I’m already wet for you.
You want to be deep inside me, but you know I want more first. You reach down to slide your finger inside me and I arc my back to meet you. “oh god” I moan. You slide another one in and I grab your arm in urgency. Your pinky starts to wander and I moan with delight. “rub it” I whisper and you are happy to obey.
Soon my anus is the focus of your concentration. I can’t get enough and am already to explode, except you keep taking me to the brink and then backing off. “quit… fucking… teasing… me” I pant.
But then you completely stop, and grin, and roll onto your back with a sigh. “Oh no you fucking don’t” I grasp your shoulder and pull you back on top of me, simultaneously thrusting my tongue into your mouth. I know you can’t hold out on me too much longer so I let my hand saunter lower… and lower.
I can’t help but let a moan escape my lips as soon as I have your cock in my hand. “I need you now” I whisper between staggered breaths. You grab my hands and pin them to the bed above my head. Using your teeth, you untie the corset and pull it down to expose my full breasts. Fervently you take my breast into your mouth, it is too much for me and I scream out in pleasure “fuck me”
I hadn’t even finished the words before I felt you enter me, oh so deep. Already at the brink of heaven, I’m ready, but holding back, making you work. You know I’m almost there and throw my feet over your head, thrusting deeper and deeper into me. I can’t stop swearing and know I can’t hold out much longer.
“oh I’m gonna cum… I’m gonna cum… oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck…” My toes curl, my fists clench, my back arcs, my eyes close. Sigh
You immediately pull me on top of you and I am just as eager to please you. My breasts bounce up and down with each of my thrusts, you join in and I’m almost ready to explode again. “fuck! I’m gonna cum again” you grin and start going faster, and faster… I can’t hold out and scream out with pleasure at my release.
Impatiently you pick me up while we were still joined and sat down at the edge of the bed. Excitedly I spun around. This was my favorite. I leaned forward so you could play with my anus. “stick it in” I whisper as I gain momentum. Faster and faster I go until I can hardly take it. “I want you to cum with me this time”
I stand up and throw myself onto the bed, pulling you along with me. You don’t miss a beat before thrusting your being deep within me again. I moan and scream your name. You know you are close so you go faster, and harder… “cum with me baby” I murmur. You feel it coming and pull out to move up and straddle my stomach. My mouth is already open, waiting for your cock to enter it. As it enters, I can feel it throbbing; you are moaning but I’m floating away into my own oblivion as I explode yet again. You only add to my bliss by joining me with your own eruption into my mouth and onto my face. As I fall back to the bed, I sigh with fulfillment and lick my lips.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

UPCOMING HORROR MOVIES AND RELEASE DATES

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

What’s Free today on Itunes…

FREE STUFF TODAY ON WWW.ITUNES.COM TODAY!

Free on www.itunes.com today:  Farely Legal (pilot episode), Undercoverboss episode, and Fitz and the tantrum (music video), Randy Montana (free track.) Enjoy your free stuff guys!

Love Always

Saturday, January 8, 2011

JUST LIKE A PILL (PINK)

I'm lyin' here on the floor where you left me
I think I took too much
I'm crying here, what have you done?
I thought it would be fun
I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill
I haven't moved from the spot where you left me
This must be a bad trip
All of the other pills, they were different
Maybe I should get some help
I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill
I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill

Thursday, December 2, 2010

I’M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP!

The question that was posed to me today was: If you could make a cameo appearance on a TV show, which show would you choose and what character would you be?

What a wonderful question!!!  Since I love so many supernatural characters like vampires, werewolves and zombies, there are soooo many tv shows that  I would like to make a guest  appearance in. The obvious would be Supernatural and Trueblood, both as Vampire. But the one TV show I would be absolutely honored to appear in would be The Walking Dead.  I LOVE ZOMBIES!  I've always wanted to see myself dressed up in full zombie make up with rotten flesh and exposed teeth, dragging my injured leg toward an unsuspecting survivor while groaning, "Brains!"  There is something about zombies that causes me to watch anything and everything containing them. They are unrelenting. One bite or one scratch can cause you to turn into a mindless drone with one goal, to feed.  And yes, I am part of George A. Romero movie religion! But since he isn't making a TV show at the moment, the next best thing is an acclaimed graphic novel series turned into a Tv show. So yeah, you bet I am ready for my close up! BBBRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!
Love always.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

WATCH DEATHNOTE ANIMATED MOVIES…

HERE YOU CAN WATCH THE TWO ANIMATED DEATHNOTE MOVIES.

1) DEATHNOTE REWRITE: VISUALIZING GOD

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2) DEATHNOTE REWRITE 2: L’S SUCCESSORS

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HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THE MOVIES. I GOTTA SAY THANK YOU TO ANIME44.COM FOR HOOKING IT UP WITH HELLLA COOL ANIME MOVIES, SHOWS, AND ONGOING SERIES!

LOVE ALWAYS.

DEATH: A BEAUTIFUL EXPLANATION

~DEATH~
WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT ..

A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to

Leave the examination room and said,  

'Doctor, I am afraid to die.  

Tell me what lies on the other side.'  

Very quietly, the doctor said, 'I don't know..'  

'You don't know?  You're, a Christian man,  

And don't know what's on the other side?'  

The doctor was holding the handle of the door;  

On the other side came a sound of scratching and whining,  

And as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room  

And leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.  

Turning to the patient, the doctor said,  

'Did you notice my dog?  

He's never been in this room before.  

He didn't know what was inside.  

He knew nothing except that his master was here,  

And when the door opened,  he sprang in without fear.  

I know little of what is on the other side of death,  

But I do know one thing...  

I know my Master is there and that is enough.'