THE HEAT, ALLERGIES, ANXIETY ATTACKS, AND INFO-MMERCIALS

 

     I am having the hardest time coping with this fucking heat! Today in my city it was 102 degrees!  And all I’ve been having are anxiety attacks.  I know all this anxiety is going to trigger some sort of insomnia or light sleeping episodes.  And we all know how much I love to sleep for one hour, be awake for four, sleep thirty minutes, be awake for six hours more!

    It’s like I can feel it welling up in my body. The tenseness, the internal feeling that my legs want to run a marathon. The thoughts of doom or ill will that might come of my family.  Those lovely thoughts that cause me to call up family members to make sure they are alive.  (Yes, I actually call up my parents and my sister to make sure they haven’t died in some mind made up manner.) Last night, I was so hot and tired. And yet, I couldn’t sleep. Every time tried to “lay my head down” like normal people do, I would just lay there staring up at the ceiling, or trying to following the blades of the ceiling fan.  It got so bad that after I took a shot of Tequila, my eyes became so heavy, that I just fell asleep. I then woke up at 2 a.m. and to my surprise my left foot was swollen.  And that got my mind buzzing again. What could have fucking caused this shit? Did a fucking demon bug bite the shit out of me while I knocked out? What type of medical disease did I have now?

    So I sat there…. Mind racing, foot swollen, and watched TV.  I had a cigarette and another drink. And soon after that I sat there with my boyfriend.  We chatted but for some reason we were drawn by the commercial that was on TV.  It was another fucking  Sean T exercise commercial.  This time for some fucking Hip Hop Dance weight loss shit.  We were overall disgusted by this commercial.  Actually “diet” or
“weight loss” commercials that have before and after photos REALLY irritate me.  The before photo is always of the person looking so fucking depressed.  This person is ultimately miserable. Which I find especially hard to believe if they were as active as they claimed or had children or a mate.  The before photo is often of the person extremely pale with no make up.  The after photo is the polar opposite.  It usually depicts the person with tons more make up, new clothes that look more expensive then the ones they used to wear in their “old life”, and of course, I can’t forget to add that they are also really tan. All this, of course, is to make the Buyer think that with the exercise video you will have great skin, a tan, a happier life, and rosier cheeks. Also the video was a bit contradictory. It is supposed to be a Hip Hop Dance video, yet the music and the dance moves were nothing of the sort.  If anything, the music was that of techno or almost house music.  And the whole time during the commercial, we kept thinking that somewhere out there in the Club scene, there is a person who is trying out these moves because they think these are actual dance moves that people really do.  WARNING: PURCHASING THIS VIDEO WILL NOT GIVE YOU RHYTHM IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM. AND NO ONE IN THE CLUB IS DOING THESE DANCE MOVES. Last, but not least, I can’t forget the under-lying racism that was taking place.  The announcer would say what a great deal this was and how fantastic you will feel.And then when he announced that it was 75% off, a clearly African-American voice shouts, “Say what!”  It was then followed by various sprinkling of other “slang” phrases like, “That’s dope!” I was appalled. And yet I could not take my eyes away from it. We laughed and discussed it some more.

    I do have to thank Sean T for one thing. It took my mind of my swollen foot, and it actually went down some. I was no long concentrating on “dying” family members. I had focused all my attention on this commercial. So, I guess my before photo would be of me with a swollen foot, rubbing my aching and restless legs, and smoking. My after photo would be me tan ( or a bit more bronze since I am black) with lip stick on, and laughing at the TV.

 

Love Always.

TERROR AT BART: NAKED MAN ATTACKS! WHAT’S BEHIND IT ALL?

I have witnessed something really disturbing today… It started off like any other day at work.  I get a Facebook notification that a friend of mine had tagged me in a video. I watch it and it is pretty funny! It was a fight video with a guy and a drag queen (?).  And that out of right field a torso, yes a freaking torso, came to jump into the fight. Maybe I am being mean by calling him a torso, it was a guy with no arms or legs hop out of a wheel chair that was off to the right side.  After watching this freak show, I was dicussing the video with a coworker.  He then asked if I had heard about the naked man that was attacking people at the BART station, to which I replied that I had not.  That, of course, meant that he had to send me the link. 

     Immediately upon pressing play the action was in full swing.  There was what appeared to be an African-American male with an afro and was completely asshole naked! I am not joking! He then proceed to stalk and pounce on a young female who was completely terrified, and it was that state of fear that he remain in the whole video. The Naked Man then proceeded to various gymnastic moves, flips, kicks, splits all around the BART station.During his reign of terror he attacks several other patrons, before laying down flat on the floor, making erratic movements and sounds.  (At this point a BART rider walking his bike, kicks the lunatic.)  The Naked Man gets up an then tries to attack more people, before the video is ended. 

    On the surface, this video is quite hilarious to witness his obvious decent into madness.  But if you dig deeper, you have to wonder, what does it all mean? The news is reporting that the man was on drugs, but I haven’t heard which type of drug he was on.  The is truly disturbing to me because we have seen a rise in cases like these. (Do I have to remind you of all the “zombie” cases that have appeared on television.) The fact that the drugs are having and even more negative effect on individuals is alarming. The cross melding of drugs are creating these “super” drugs that are causing people to lose their fucking minds.  Designer drugs are getting more and more popular. And with these new drugs, the doses needed to get to that level are getting smaller. But it seems that even though the doses are smaller, people seem to be ingesting  these designer drugs at larger that “recommended” amounts”. These drugs severally alter the mind, and cause episodes of extreme aggressive or eventually put you in a super agitated state.

     People are even saying that these new drugs are some sort of government testing. The government is experimenting on the American people by creating drugs for the use of making the public more servile and/or using the drugs for war applications.  It is no secret that in the past the government has used several types of drugs, hoping to use them during war. 

     If not drugs, then was else caused this man to act to erratic at the BART station?  If the man had a mental problem, these would also definitely explain his behavior. There are several mental illnesses that would cause an otherwise normal individual to lose his/her fucking shit.There are all too many incidents where someone who wasn’t right in the head has flipped out and caused damage to property, harm to other, or even harm to themselves. 

Whatever the case was, it’s is also frightening to see incidents like this where innocent and unsuspecting individuals get attacked.  Here is the video, finally, but I have to warn that is graphic and NSFW.

Love Always.

Getting that itch for another tattoo again…But TRUST it won’t be a terrible one like these….

   It’s only been a few months since I got my last tattoo, but I already want another one. Now, it’s just a question of what I want and where. I am thinking of getting my tattoo on my leg touched up and recreated.  I think something that I could get connected to the new one would be freaking awesome. I am also talking to my tattoo buddy and coworker about redesigning the one on my back. I don’t want to cover it up, it is the name of my ex boyfriend, because I do not regret it.  I am thinking of getting a phoenix added to it. 

    I think tattoos are wonderful!!! I think they are a great form of expression. I can’t really tell people what to get on their bodies, they are free to get whatever they so desire, it’s their body.  I’m just saying that they should be prepared to defend their decision to get the McDonald’s logo they inked on their cheeks…..

   I’ve come across some absolutely HORRIBLE tattoos around the internet…

 

 

 

I hope you have enjoyed these pictures. And let this be a lesson…. You have the right to tattoo anything you want on your body. But you also don’t want to regret the decision down the line. Be sure it’s something that you can be proud of.  Also, be willing to shop around.  I always go by the saying, “Good tattoos aren’t cheat and cheap tattoos aren’t good!”.  Don’t be afraid to look at the porfolio of the person that is going to tattoo you. Also, research who this person is and who he has tattooed before.. Most artists don’t mind you asking and are more than willing to give you references.  Ask LOTS OF QUESTIONS!! You need to know some thing about your tattoo. What is the healing time? How long do you need to leave the bandage on? Is there any medication that I should be using or what should I avoid doing while the tattoo is healing?  And most importantly, PAY ATTENTION DURING THE SESSION!!! You need to be aware of how this masterpiece is going to turn out. Let the Artist know if you do not like something. This is your body! And you are paying for this piece of art to endure the ages, you can decide what stays and goes! I can’t wait to get a new piece done! And I will be sure to post a picture of my new ink pride.

Love Always.

BARACK OBAMA: ANTICHRIST ???

I have been trolling the internet and have seen some rather interesting topics. One of which is how Barack Obama may be the Antichrist. This topic has gained more and more popularity with the recent news of Osama Bin Laden’s death. There are some things are trippy and then there are some things that might be stretching it, but all in all this topics and the “evidence” they find to back it is interesting none the less. I hope you enjoy as much as I did. We will never know the truth because we weren’t around to write the bible.  And that’s what I want you to take with you when you are finished reading this blog. I’m not trying to change your persoanl beliefs. I personally know a few people who actually fit most of the 27 characteristics of the antichrist.  I will update this and post more on the topic as I find it on the internet.

The 27 Characteristics of the AntiChrist:
1. He comes from among ten kings in the restored Roman Empire; his authority will have similarities to the ancient Babylonians, Persians, and Greeks [Daniel 7:24; Rev 13:2 / Daniel 7:7]
Obama: American president has similarities to Babylonians, Persians, and Greeks.
2. He will subdue three kings [Daniel 7:8, 24]
Obama: Hmmm... McCain, Hillary and John Edwards
3. He is diverse from the other kings [Daniel 7:24]
Obama: Mixed race
4. He will rise from obscurity…a “little horn” [Daniel 7:8]
Obama: virtually unheard of two years ago.
5. He will speak boastfully [Daniel 7:8; Rev 13:5]
Obama: Change we can [blindly] believe in...
6. He will blaspheme God, [Daniel 7:25; 11:36; Rev 13:5] slandering His Name, dwelling place, and departed Christians and Old Testament saints [Rev 13:6]
Obama: not exactly getting along with his pastor...
7. He will oppress the saints and be successful for 3 ½ years [Daniel 7:25; Rev 13:7]
Obama: One termer.
8. He will try to change the calendar, perhaps to define a new era, related to himself [Daniel 7:25]
Obama: Michigan primary... once again change he can believe in... may be a 3 day work week.
9. He will try to change the laws, perhaps to gain an advantage for his new kingdom and era
[Dan 7:25]
Obama: wants to re-negotiate NAFTA!
10. He will not be succeeded by another earthly ruler, but by Christ [Daniel 7:26-27]
Obama: Future stuff...
11. He will confirm a covenant with “many” [Daniel 9:27]
This covenant will likely involve the establishment of a Jewish Temple in Jerusalem
[see Dan 9:27; Matt 24:15]
Obama: Future stuff: ???, diplomatic deal? treaty? NAFTA? Peace treaty with bin Ladin? Who knows.
12. He will put an end to Jewish sacrifice and offerings after 3 ½ years and will set up an abomination to God in the Temple [Daniel 9:27, Matthew 24:15]
Obama: I've never heard of him sacrificing an animal, or follow ANY of the sacrifice rites from the book of Leviticus.
13. He will not answer to a higher earthly authority; “He will do as he pleases”[Daniel 11:36]
Obama: U.S. presidents are like that....
14. He will show no regard for the religion of his ancestors [Daniel 11:37]
Obama: His Father was a Muslim...
15. He will not believe in any god at all [except for himself] [Daniel 11:37]
Obama: His Mother is an atheist. He was raised atheist. And his adopted church believes in stuff that's kind of politically incorrect. Does he really believe in god?
16. He will have "no regard for the desire of women"[Dan 11:37]
Obama: He doesn't much care for Hillary. Bill embodies the the "desire of women"...
17. He will claim to be greater than any god [Daniel 11:37; 2 Thess 2:4]
Obama: Obviously someone who disobeys the bible thinks they are greater than God.
18. He will claim to be God [2 Thessalonians 2:4]
Obama: Satanists claim to be gods, and as a democrat, he is a satanist.
19. He will only honor a “god” of the military. His whole focus and attention will be on his military. He will conquer lands and distribute them [Daniel 11:39-44]
Obama: Has an expert "campaign" - the electoral equivalent of an army.
20. His arrival on the world scene will be accompanied by miracles, signs and wonders [2 Thess 2:9]
Obama: Signs/Disasters like Chinese earth quake, the cyclone that his burma. Wonders like a black man and a woman are to front runners for US president...
21. Either he, or his companion [The False Prophet], will claim to be Christ [Matt 24:21-28]
Obama: We'll have to wait for his choice on a running mate.
22. He will claim that Jesus did not come in the flesh, or that Jesus did not rise bodily from the grave [2 John 7]. He will deny that Jesus is the Messiah [I John 2:22]
Obama: Is a democrat.
23. He will be worshipped by many people [Rev. 13:8]
Obama: I would have to say this is true...
24. He will hate a nation that initially will have some control over his kingdom, but he will destroy this nation [Rev 17:16-18]
Obama: Israel?
25. He will appear to survive a fatal injury [Rev. 13:3; 17:8]
Obama: Everyone thought his campaign was "dead" before Iowa.
26. His name will be related to the number six hundred and sixty six [Rev 13:17-18].
Was born in Chicago zip code: 60606
27. He will be empowered by the devil himself [Rev. 13:2]
Nominated by democratic party.
UPDATE! Matthew 5:34 CLEARLY STATES THAT OBAMA "COMETH OF EVIL"
Obama insisted on taking the oath of office TWICE! Why is he so obsessed with oath-taking? Read Matthew chapter five, in which Jesus clearly says that oath-taking is "evil":
33 Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, Thou shalt not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths: 34 But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne: 35 Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King. 36 Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black. 37 But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.

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AN EROTIC ENCOUNTER

Erotic Encounter

As I walk into the room, your eyes move slowly up and down my silhouette. You can’t tell what I’m wearing, but you know it can’t be much. As I near the bed, the candlelight reveals me to you. You were right; a black lace corset, matching thong and thigh highs: your favorite.
I gingerly set one high heel clad foot onto the bed and your eyes widened. The thong was even better than you imagined; it was the crotch-less pair. You reach out to touch, but I back away, smirking at you. You immediately grin back and get up to start chasing me. “whoa big boy” I tease as I push you back onto the bed.
I put my lips near yours, then pull away at the last second. You grab my face to force me to kiss you, but I win the fight and get away. “stop teasing” you whimper. I look over my shoulder at you and slowly bend over to take off my shoe.
You can’t handle this tantalizing view so you reach out and grab my ass. This time I don’t pull away; I moan in anticipation. I kick off the second shoe and tackle you onto your back, hungrily kissing you. You can tell my breathing has already increased, but you don’t know I’m already wet for you.
You want to be deep inside me, but you know I want more first. You reach down to slide your finger inside me and I arc my back to meet you. “oh god” I moan. You slide another one in and I grab your arm in urgency. Your pinky starts to wander and I moan with delight. “rub it” I whisper and you are happy to obey.
Soon my anus is the focus of your concentration. I can’t get enough and am already to explode, except you keep taking me to the brink and then backing off. “quit… fucking… teasing… me” I pant.
But then you completely stop, and grin, and roll onto your back with a sigh. “Oh no you fucking don’t” I grasp your shoulder and pull you back on top of me, simultaneously thrusting my tongue into your mouth. I know you can’t hold out on me too much longer so I let my hand saunter lower… and lower.
I can’t help but let a moan escape my lips as soon as I have your cock in my hand. “I need you now” I whisper between staggered breaths. You grab my hands and pin them to the bed above my head. Using your teeth, you untie the corset and pull it down to expose my full breasts. Fervently you take my breast into your mouth, it is too much for me and I scream out in pleasure “fuck me”
I hadn’t even finished the words before I felt you enter me, oh so deep. Already at the brink of heaven, I’m ready, but holding back, making you work. You know I’m almost there and throw my feet over your head, thrusting deeper and deeper into me. I can’t stop swearing and know I can’t hold out much longer.
“oh I’m gonna cum… I’m gonna cum… oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck…” My toes curl, my fists clench, my back arcs, my eyes close. Sigh
You immediately pull me on top of you and I am just as eager to please you. My breasts bounce up and down with each of my thrusts, you join in and I’m almost ready to explode again. “fuck! I’m gonna cum again” you grin and start going faster, and faster… I can’t hold out and scream out with pleasure at my release.
Impatiently you pick me up while we were still joined and sat down at the edge of the bed. Excitedly I spun around. This was my favorite. I leaned forward so you could play with my anus. “stick it in” I whisper as I gain momentum. Faster and faster I go until I can hardly take it. “I want you to cum with me this time”
I stand up and throw myself onto the bed, pulling you along with me. You don’t miss a beat before thrusting your being deep within me again. I moan and scream your name. You know you are close so you go faster, and harder… “cum with me baby” I murmur. You feel it coming and pull out to move up and straddle my stomach. My mouth is already open, waiting for your cock to enter it. As it enters, I can feel it throbbing; you are moaning but I’m floating away into my own oblivion as I explode yet again. You only add to my bliss by joining me with your own eruption into my mouth and onto my face. As I fall back to the bed, I sigh with fulfillment and lick my lips.

UPCOMING HORROR MOVIES AND RELEASE DATES

• We Are What We Are

  Fri, February 18, 2011 (VOD)

• Psych: 9

  Tue, February 22, 2011 (DVD)

• Rubber

  Fri, February 25, 2011 (VOD)

• 51

  Sat, February 26, 2011 (SyFy)

• The Bleeding

  Tue, March 1, 2011 (DVD)

• Red Riding Hood

  Fri, March 11, 2011

• Scream of the Banshee

  Sat, March 26, 2011 (SyFy)

• Husk

  Tue, March 29, 2011 (DVD)

• Prowl

  Tue, March 29, 2011 (DVD)

• The Resident

  Tue, March 29, 2011 (DVD)

• Mother's Day

  Fri, April 1, 2011

• Insidious

  Fri, April 1, 2011

• Heartless

  Tue, April 12, 2011 (DVD)

• Scream 4

  Fri, April 15, 2011

• Apollo 18

  Fri, April 22, 2011

• Stake Land

  Fri, April 22, 2011 (Limited)

• Chawz

  Tue, April 26, 2011 (DVD)

• Dylan Dog: Dead of Night

  Fri, April 29, 2011

• The Violent Kind

  Tue, May 10, 2011 (DVD)

• Priest

  Fri, May 13, 2011

• Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

  Fri, August 12, 2011

• Fright Night

  Fri, August 19, 2011

• Final Destination 5

  Fri, August 26, 2011

• Untitled 3D Shark Thriller

  Fri, September 2, 2011

• Piranha 3DD

  Fri, September 16, 2011

• Dream House

  Fri, September 30, 2011

• The Thing

  Fri, October 14, 2011

• The Apparition

  Fri, October 21, 2011

• Paranormal Activity 3

  Fri, October 21, 2011

• Dibbuk Box

  Fri, October 28, 2011

• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn

  Fri, November 18, 2011

• Underworld 4: New Dawn

  Fri, January 20, 2012

• Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

  Fri, February 17, 2012

• Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

  Fri, March 2, 2012

• Prometheus

  Fri, June 8, 2012

• Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

  Fri, June 22, 2012

What’s Free today on Itunes…

FREE STUFF TODAY ON WWW.ITUNES.COM TODAY!

Free on www.itunes.com today:  Farely Legal (pilot episode), Undercoverboss episode, and Fitz and the tantrum (music video), Randy Montana (free track.) Enjoy your free stuff guys!

Love Always

JUST LIKE A PILL (PINK)

I'm lyin' here on the floor where you left me
I think I took too much
I'm crying here, what have you done?
I thought it would be fun
I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill
I haven't moved from the spot where you left me
This must be a bad trip
All of the other pills, they were different
Maybe I should get some help
I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill
I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill

DE TARDES NEGRAS… (DEDICATED TO “YOU”)

"Tardes Negras"
Y volveran los angeles
A despertarse con tu cafè
Pasarà distraida la noticia de nosotros
Y dicen que me servirà
Lo que no mata fuerza te da
Mientras pasa el sonido de tu voz por la tele
Por la radio y el telefono
Resonarà tu adios
De tardes negras
Que no hay tiempo
Ni espacio
Y nadie nunca entenderà
Quedarte puedes
Porque la vida duele
Duele demasiado aqui sin ti
Aqui yo estoy y tu no estas
Y me distrae la publicidad
Entre horarios y el trafico
Trabajo y pienso en ti
Entre puerta y telefono
Tu foto me hablarà
De tardes negras
Que no hay tiempo
Ni espacio
Y nadie nunca entenderà
Quedarte puedes
Porque la vida duele
Duele demasiado aqui sin ti
Y lucho contra el silencio hablando con el
Y he limado tu ausencia solo junto a mis brazos
Y si me quieras tu ya no me veras
Si menos me quieras yo mas estarè alli
Y si me quieras tu ya no me veras
Y menos me quieras yo mas estarè alli
Y mas estarè alli, alli, alli
Lo juro....
De tardes negras
Que no hay tiempo
Ni espacio
Y nadie nunca entenderà
Quedarte puedes
Porque la vida duele
Duele demasiado aqui sin ti

I’M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP!

The question that was posed to me today was: If you could make a cameo appearance on a TV show, which show would you choose and what character would you be?

What a wonderful question!!!  Since I love so many supernatural characters like vampires, werewolves and zombies, there are soooo many tv shows that  I would like to make a guest  appearance in. The obvious would be Supernatural and Trueblood, both as Vampire. But the one TV show I would be absolutely honored to appear in would be The Walking Dead.  I LOVE ZOMBIES!  I've always wanted to see myself dressed up in full zombie make up with rotten flesh and exposed teeth, dragging my injured leg toward an unsuspecting survivor while groaning, "Brains!"  There is something about zombies that causes me to watch anything and everything containing them. They are unrelenting. One bite or one scratch can cause you to turn into a mindless drone with one goal, to feed.  And yes, I am part of George A. Romero movie religion! But since he isn't making a TV show at the moment, the next best thing is an acclaimed graphic novel series turned into a Tv show. So yeah, you bet I am ready for my close up! BBBRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!
Love always.

WATCH DEATHNOTE ANIMATED MOVIES…

HERE YOU CAN WATCH THE TWO ANIMATED DEATHNOTE MOVIES.

1) DEATHNOTE REWRITE: VISUALIZING GOD

***CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FIRST DEATHNOTE MOVIE***

2) DEATHNOTE REWRITE 2: L’S SUCCESSORS

***CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE SECOND DEATHNOTE MOVIE***

 

HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THE MOVIES. I GOTTA SAY THANK YOU TO ANIME44.COM FOR HOOKING IT UP WITH HELLLA COOL ANIME MOVIES, SHOWS, AND ONGOING SERIES!

LOVE ALWAYS.

DEATH: A BEAUTIFUL EXPLANATION

~DEATH~
WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT ..

A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to

Leave the examination room and said,  

'Doctor, I am afraid to die.  

Tell me what lies on the other side.'  

Very quietly, the doctor said, 'I don't know..'  

'You don't know?  You're, a Christian man,  

And don't know what's on the other side?'  

The doctor was holding the handle of the door;  

On the other side came a sound of scratching and whining,  

And as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room  

And leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.  

Turning to the patient, the doctor said,  

'Did you notice my dog?  

He's never been in this room before.  

He didn't know what was inside.  

He knew nothing except that his master was here,  

And when the door opened,  he sprang in without fear.  

I know little of what is on the other side of death,  

But I do know one thing...  

I know my Master is there and that is enough.' 

WTF!!??? I HOPE THIS GUY IS GAY>>