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STATE FACT;
In Oklahoma, dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate on private property in groups of three or more.
In Minnesota, it is illegal to cross state lines with duck on your head.
It is illegal to walk down a street in Maine with your shoelaces untied.
In Los Angeles, it is unlawful to hunt for moths under a street light.
In Pennsylvania, it is illegal for a man to purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.
In Alaska, it is illegal to look at a moose from the window of an aircraft or another flying vehicle. It is also illegal to push a live moose out of a moving aircraft.
In Nebraska, a parent can be arrested if his or her child can't hold a back a burp during a church service. While in Alabama it is illegal to wear a false moustache which causes laughter in church.
In Idaho, a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weights more than 50 lbs.
In Texas it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
In Huntington West Virginia, it's legal to beat your wife so long as it's done in public on a Sunday-and on the courthouse steps.
In Ohio, women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
In North Dakota, it is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
By law, everybody in Vermont must take at least one bath a week.
A law in Kirkland, Illinois, forbids bees from flying over the town.
In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife's hair.
In Iowa, it is illegal for a kiss to last more than five minutes.
It is illegal to carry an ice-cream cone in your pocket in Kentucky.
In Washington state, all lollipops are banned.
An unmarried woman may not parachute on Sunday in Florida.
No store in Providence, Rhode Island, is allow to sell a toothbrush on Sunday. But they can sell toothpaste and mouthwash on the Sabbath.
In Atlanta Georgia, it is forbidden to dress a mannequin without first pulling down the window blinds. It is also illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
In Kansas, it is against the law to catch fish with your bare hands.
In Milwaukee, residents must keep pet elephants on a leash while walking them on public streets.
In Atwoodville, Connecticut, it is illegal to play Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
In Muncie, Indiana, it is illegal to carry fishing tackle in a cemetery.
In New York, a fine of $25 may still be levied for flirting. This old law prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking at a woman in that way. A second conviction for this offense requires the offender to wear a pair of racehorse blinders whenever he goes out.
It is illegal to gargle in public in Louisiana.
In Massachusetts, mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
And finally, don't forget that you can be fined up to $500 in Chico California for detonating a nuclear device within the city limits!
WEIRD SEXUAL FACTS
1. More men subscribe to victoria’s secret catalogue than woman do.
2. Men can orgasm via anal penetration because of the close proximity of the anus to the prostate.
3. You can sexually satisfy your cat with a Q-tip.
4. One year more people voted for American Idol than voted for the election of the President of the United States.
5. 70% of men would suck their own penis…60% of those men have tried.
6. the blue whale . it also has the most semen about 2 hundred gallons a shot
7. The most dangerous thing smuggled into a prison in the rectum was a grenade.
8. In prison, the anus is referred to as a Prison Purse.
9. A gay patient was admitted in ER, complaining of rectal pain after receiving a Concrete Enema.
10. A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in the world in relation to its size.
11. the blue whale.has the most semen about 2 hundred gallons a shot
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
The "save" icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards.
The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways. The following sentence contains them all:
"A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means, "the king is dead".
Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
All porcupines float in water.
The airplane Buddy Holly died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)
The only nation whose name begins with an "A", but doesn't end in an "A" is Afghanistan.
If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's Maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
A group of unicorns is called a blessing. Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink." A group of frogs is called an army. A group of rhinos is called a crash. A group of kangaroos is called a mob. A group of whales is called a pod. A group of ravens is called a murder. A group of officers is called a mess. A group of larks is called an exaltation. A group of owls is called a parliament.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
The phrase "sleep tight" derives from the fact that early mattresses were filled with straw and held up with rope stretched across the bedframe. A tight sleep was a comfortable sleep.
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight >floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111=12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. (note: if the rider's head is up the horse's rear, the rider died a politician.)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? -- One thousand
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?-- All were invented by women.
Married men revealed that they change their underwear twice as often as single men.
40% of all people who come to a party in your home snoop in your medicine cabinet.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs
Fun facts about the Human Body:
1. The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that is not attached at both ends
2. The human face has ten different groups of muscles.
3. It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown, but there is disagreement over the total number of muscles in the human face.
4. Human sneezes have been measured at speeds of more than 160km per hour. A sneeze, or ostentation, is a compulsive expulsion of air from the lungs
5. The brain uses one quarter of all the oxygen in the body
6. Approximately 85% of the human brain is made up of water. It contains 100 billion neurons, each of which is connected to 10,000 other neurons. Not even the most powerful of PC’s has as many connections as this ‘human computer’ has
7. The brain uses one quarter of all the oxygen in the body
8. Unborn babies have fingerprints
9. The body’s smallest muscle is just one millimetre long and is inside the middle ear. Its purpose is to support one of the tiny bones inside the ear, called the stirrup.
10. There are 29 human blood groups. The rarest blood group of all is A-H which is a Bombay type blood sub-group. It is confines to just a handful of families and has been found in Japan where extensive studies have been carried out.
11. This strongest muscle in the human body is the masseter. It is situated at the back of the jaw. It is the muscle that allows the chewing of food
12. The hardest part of the human body is the enamel that covers the teeth. An adult human has thirty-two teeth and a child has twenty-eight.
