DON’T LOOK AT YOUR MAN’S MYSPACE, IT’S JUST GOING TO PISS YOU OFF.

If you allow your man to maintain a myspace, do not look at the friend list. If he got more than 35 people on his friend list (and is not a dj, blogger, or in the business of entertainment) i guarantee that the rest of them are myspace hoes! And trust me ladies, there are several hoes on myspace who will not hesistate to send your man nude pics, or sexy emails. It dont matter the status of your relationship, whether you're happy or not. there are profiles that are Bots, that are advertisements for other websites. But there are also those nasty chicks that have nothing better to do but post pics of themselves spread eagle in their panties. And your man don't care, they just hit the "add friend" button because they see a pretty girl. See, men give you their passwords and email addresses to their myspaces but they really don't want you to go there or even expect you to go there. They only say they will give you the information to lull you in to a false sense of security, a calm state of mind, where you think "he wouldn't do anything behind my back because he gave me the info...". Women it ain't true. And you find yourself browsing the internet and you decide to check his myspace anyway, dont read the mail... Because it will infuriate you. You are most likely to find out what he talks about when you are at work or sitting just a few feet in front of you. Be extra weary of the guys that get real touchy when you mention their myspace, or they refuse to hand over their passwords. That is a tell tale sign that he is mos def doing something on the side. If they want to see hoes, take them on the stroll, and let them pick out a hooker, it would save you a lot of time and a headache.
I have to give mad props to the MEN that know how to keep it PG on myspace. Props to the men who know they got a lady waiting for them, and they ain't trying to talk to no hoe. Because for every letter they've sent you or for every picture they've forwarded to you, they have sent it to about 100 guys. I give props to the men that use myspace for games, groups, and to catch up with old buddies and meet Wife (girlfriend) approved friends.
So if you are reading this note, then you 1)have gone through your man's myspace 2)are thinking about going through his myspace. Fuck it! If you are reading this right now, go delete his shit right now. Save yourself a headache.
Muah
Love always,
Charlie Sunshine