If you allow your man to maintain a myspace, do not look at the friend list. If he got more than 35 people on his friend list (and is not a dj, blogger, or in the business of entertainment) i guarantee that the rest of them are myspace hoes! And trust me ladies, there are several hoes on myspace who will not hesistate to send your man nude pics, or sexy emails. It dont matter the status of your relationship, whether you're happy or not. there are profiles that are Bots, that are advertisements for other websites. But there are also those nasty chicks that have nothing better to do but post pics of themselves spread eagle in their panties. And your man don't care, they just hit the "add friend" button because they see a pretty girl. See, men give you their passwords and email addresses to their myspaces but they really don't want you to go there or even expect you to go there. They only say they will give you the information to lull you in to a false sense of security, a calm state of mind, where you think "he wouldn't do anything behind my back because he gave me the info...". Women it ain't true. And you find yourself browsing the internet and you decide to check his myspace anyway, dont read the mail... Because it will infuriate you. You are most likely to find out what he talks about when you are at work or sitting just a few feet in front of you. Be extra weary of the guys that get real touchy when you mention their myspace, or they refuse to hand over their passwords. That is a tell tale sign that he is mos def doing something on the side. If they want to see hoes, take them on the stroll, and let them pick out a hooker, it would save you a lot of time and a headache.
I have to give mad props to the MEN that know how to keep it PG on myspace. Props to the men who know they got a lady waiting for them, and they ain't trying to talk to no hoe. Because for every letter they've sent you or for every picture they've forwarded to you, they have sent it to about 100 guys. I give props to the men that use myspace for games, groups, and to catch up with old buddies and meet Wife (girlfriend) approved friends.
So if you are reading this note, then you 1)have gone through your man's myspace 2)are thinking about going through his myspace. Fuck it! If you are reading this right now, go delete his shit right now. Save yourself a headache.
Muah
Love always,
Charlie Sunshine
Saturday, September 18, 2010
DON’T LOOK AT YOUR MAN’S MYSPACE, IT’S JUST GOING TO PISS YOU OFF.
QUIT YOUR BITCHING
Quit your bitchin!!
Current mood: 
I have been sitting here trying to be a friend to several people. I dont mind listening to their problems, trust me, I know how it feels to vent. But what I am finding a lot lately are just fucking whining and complaining. I am so fucking tired of listening to people tell me that they dont like their life, but yet I watch as they do absolutely nothing to change it. I am so tired of having to be several people's mother and nag them to get them to do shit that can better themselves. From now on if you aint doing nothing to help yourself out, keep your fucking problems to yourself. shit even the Bible says, "God helps those who help themselves." Here are some helpful tips:
1. If you dont got a job...NIGGUH GET OFF THE COUCH AND LOOK FOR ONE!
2. If you are single... WHAT'S THE FUCKING RUSH, BETTER YOURSELF FIRST. YOU CANT LOVE NO ONE UNLES YOU LOVE YOURSELF AND YOUR SHIT IS TAKEN CARE OF.
3. There's no food in your house....NIGGUH GET A JOB AND BUY SUM FOOD! (SEE NUMBER 1)
4. Your man is cheating...BITCH U KNOW HE'S CHEATING! THAT AINT GONNA CHANGE!
5. You aint got no friends...YOU GOT ME! I'M SITTING HERE LISTENING TO YOUR DESPRESSING ASS, I MUST NOT QUALIFY AS A FUCKING FRIEND! GET OUT THE HOUSE, GET OFF THE VIDEO GAMES AND MEET REAL NOT VIRTUAL FUCKING PEOPLE.
6. There's no privacy where I live... MOVE THE FUCK OUT!
7. My welfare check is late...OMG! IF YOU AINT ELDERLY, DISABLED, SICK OR WITH KIDS, YOU DONT FUCKING NEED TO BE ON WELFARE.
8. My baby momma took all my money for my kids....DUH NIGGUH! SUPPORT YOUR KIDS! THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK U SUPPOSED TO DO!
9. My baby momma wont let me see my kids...MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU BOUGHT SOME MOTHER FUCKING DIAPERS, CLOTHES, OR FORMULA OR IF YOU GOT A FUCKING JOB AND STOPPED DOING DRUGS MAYBE SHE WOULD LET YOU SEE THEM!
10. My job fired me...FIND ANOTHER ONE! THERE'S MANY OF THEM OUT THERE. DONT ACT LIKE YOU WENT TO HARVARD NIGGUH, IF YOU NEED MONEY MCDONALD'S IS
ALWAYS HIRING..
BOTTOMLINE: GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. STOP BITCHING TO ME IF IT AINT A REAL PROBLEM.. WHAT QUALIFIES AS A REAL PROBLEM? IF IT CAN'T BE SOLVED BY YOU GETTING A JOB, YOU GETTING OFF THE COUCH, YOU MOVING OUT, YOU TAKING CARE OF YOUR KIDS, YOU LEAVING A WORTHLESS NIGGUH, THEN IT'S A REAL PROBLEM.
I'm sorry I just got super irritated lately...
AND REMEMBER FOLKS, I WANT ALL MY FRIENDS TO LIVE UP TO BE THEIR FULL POTENTIAL, BE WE HAVE TO REALIZE THAT WE ARE OUR WORST ENEMY
LOVE ALWAYS,
CS
MOVIEW REVIEW: THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT 3
Horrorfest III: The Butterfly Effect 3
This is the third installment in the Butterfly Effect series. And like its predecessors, it's about a person who can travel back in time via his mind or dreams. In this movie, Sam works for the Police Department solving murders using his unique gift. The police thinks he is psychic and gladly pays him for his services. He's taking care of his sister and things are going good for him until someone from his past, the sister of his dead girlfriend, returns to watch execution of the convicted killer that murdered his girlfriend. Armed with new evidence of the Convicted Killer's innocence, Sam decides to "jump" back to the past to see who actually killed his girlfriend. He was only supposed to just observe like he did on his past trips to the past, but someone spots him and it disturbs the past and wholly affects the future, and in turn setting off a chain of events that create a serial killer in the present and the future.
The idea is both different and the same from the previous time traveling movies. The ending is a twist and you truly do not see it coming nor do you see the twist of why the serial killer is created. Most of the actors are unknown but they do play their roles perfectly, even as the variations of their characters who were altered due to the changes in the past.
Effectively the lesson that the movie is trying to teach us is the dangers of time traveling and why we should be glad that we cannot do it. Because no matter how many times he went back to save someone he alters his future, which inevitably leads to a set back. Although it was a bit of pleasure to watch him try to travel further and further into the past to intervene and save the girls from the serial killer, his efforts would prove to be futile once he realizes who the serial killer is and that the killer could mentally time travel as well.
I recommend this movie because of the fresh ideas and consequences that it brings to the table about time traveling. It adds the right amount of gore. (The Serial Killer's weapon of choice is a buzz saw, folks!!!) The actor for the main character might be a douche in any other movie but has found his niche in this one. So if you're a fan of the first Butterfly Effect go check this one out!!!
Love Always,
CS
I'D LIKE TO THANK….
I'd like to take the time to thank the people who have had an impact on my life. I'd like to thank all the low expectation having individuals.
1. I'd like to thank the fathers of my children for having such horrible parenting skills. You truly are an inspiration for my children to stay in school and go to college, and to stay away from drugs.
2. Thanks to all the immigrants who come to this country, live here for 10-15 years, refuse to learn the language, but demand government aid. Thank you because without you my lawn wouldn't be cut, my house wouldn't be painted, i wouldn't have hot fresh tacos, and my parent's car would not get that hands on waxing and washing that it deserves.
3. Thanks to all the individuals who decided not to go to college because someone has to make my Starbucks every morning and my McDonald's order served promptly. Even McDonald's appreciates having you as employees because they even made a cash register with pictures so you dont have to wear yourselves out by thinking.
4. I'd like to thank the motherfuckers that come to job interviews in Jeans and Teeshirts because you make me look so good in my dress clothes. Thank you for insuring that I get the job.
5. Thanks to the ignorant bastards who fuck up resumes. Your half sheet of jibberish makes mine look oh so shining.
6. I'd like to thank the class clown at my high school because you provide hours of entertainment on the street corners while I'm drinking my Starbucks, trying to decide how much change your performance deserves.
7. Thanks goes to the jobless people on the Xbox. I know you will always be online no matter what time of day. Thanks for being online when i get off of work, playing the same game when I left to go to work.
8. A special thanks goes to Myspace Hoes for you showing off your bullet holes and stab wounds in your pics. It's hurt looking broads like you that make me feel more confident in my body.
9. Thanks to all the haters who are raggedy and have nothing to offer society. Because without haterz, we successful people wouldn't know if are doing anything right.
10. Thanks to all my successful assholes like me who are reading this blog and are mentally thanking all the fucked up individuals who have made their lives more enjoyable and successful.
Love Always,
CS
I AM THE MIRROR
AM THE MIRROR
FOR I AM LIKE THE MIRROR, UNABLE TO LIE. I REFLECT UPON THEE WHAT YOU DESPERATELY TRY TO HIDE. YOU TURN AND RUN IN FEAR AS I WOUND YOU WITH WHAT YOU FEAR THE MOST, THE TRUTH.
Read more: http://www.myspace.com/chsunshine/blog?page=2#ixzz0zuwEv8tn
BALT FETISHISM AND ALOPECIA
HERE IS A GREAT ARTICLE THAT I READ ONLINE TODAY! I HAVE TO AGREE WITH THIS VERY INTELLIGENT AND BEAUTIFUL BALD WOMAN. CHECK OUT HER PAGE AND OTHER ARTICLE. I LOVE READING MANY DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE ABOUT BEING BALD AND BEAUTY. HOPE YOU ENJOY!
LOVE ALWAYS,
CS
http://www.alopecianmuse.com/women/bald-fetishism/
Bald Fetishism
February 13, 2009 by Angela
Filed under Featured, Lifestyle, Women
The picture on the left shows two women involved in fantasy roles, one as a dominate and the other as a submissive. For the sake of staying on the conservative side, I am not showing the rest of the picture. The woman being shaved not only has a clothes pin on her tongue, but she is topless with clothes pins pinched to her breasts as well, and from the waist down she is wearing a plaid Catholic school uniform skirt, white knee high socks and shoes. For me, it’s hard to see what the great appeal in this is, or even how it can be a turn on. And then it dawned on me; how long has sex in general been looked at as bad, wrong, sinful, immoral, disgusting, perverted and base? What were you told growing up about sex? How about sex before marriage? Could fetishism just be some deep psychological rebellion against what their parents expressed as acceptable and “right?” Or is it the acting out of parental hangups about sex, beauty, love and life? As I view this first picture on the left I see a few things at work. I see a woman with a clothes pin pinched on her pieced tongue. Is there something she isn’t supposed to talk about? Her head is being shaved; was vanity and beautiful hair ever an contentious issue in this persons life? This is supposed to be exciting? A turn on? Well, when you were young, did you ever have sex 
Since a bald woman isn’t a regular part of what is “acceptable” in the mainstream media or society, I think this adds to the appeal with fetishists. But what is a fetishist anyway? I believe that a fetishist of any kind needs that object or body part to get off sexually. The list of fetishes are extensive! Smelly feet, defecation, animals, hands, hair color, latex rubber outfits, S&M, size and shape of a woman or man, piercings, tattoos, fantasy incest, angry clown sex, objects…you name it and it has probably already been an active part of someone’s sexual life.
It can be a totally selfish and self serving sexual behavior that cares nothing for the other person. But for every self-serving fetishist, there is an equally self-serving partner…so I think they are kind of made for each other, don’t you? There are women that shave their heads because it’s a turn on to them and they know there is an audience for their brand of sexuality. Does that make it wrong? As objectionable and disgusting, immoral and base as you may feel it is, it’s how these people choose to live their lives and express themselves sexually.
I wonder what will happen if more women decide to make it acceptable to be bald in public and in society. Will it be as much of a turn on to the fetishist? I must clarify something though…I don’t believe if a man feels a bald woman is beautiful, it automatically makes him a bald fetishist. There is beauty to the female form, and when her hair is gone it allows the face, bone structure, eyes, nose, lips and smile to be seen clearly. Hair is no longer a distraction. Some men are actually surprised that they find a bald woman attractive. I would hate for them to feel shame in some way because they find bald women beautiful or sexy.
I have had a very good experience being an Alopecian woman, and while there have been some fetishists that have contacted me online, for the most part they have been far and few between. I don’t feel every man that thinks I’m sexy or beautiful is under suspicion of being a fetishist. I accept the compliment and allow my beauty to be acknowledged.
RANDOM FUN FACTS
Did you know?
STATE FACT;
In Oklahoma, dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate on private property in groups of three or more.
In Minnesota, it is illegal to cross state lines with duck on your head.
It is illegal to walk down a street in Maine with your shoelaces untied.
In Los Angeles, it is unlawful to hunt for moths under a street light.
In Pennsylvania, it is illegal for a man to purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.
In Alaska, it is illegal to look at a moose from the window of an aircraft or another flying vehicle. It is also illegal to push a live moose out of a moving aircraft.
In Nebraska, a parent can be arrested if his or her child can't hold a back a burp during a church service. While in Alabama it is illegal to wear a false moustache which causes laughter in church.
In Idaho, a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weights more than 50 lbs.
In Texas it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
In Huntington West Virginia, it's legal to beat your wife so long as it's done in public on a Sunday-and on the courthouse steps.
In Ohio, women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
In North Dakota, it is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
By law, everybody in Vermont must take at least one bath a week.
A law in Kirkland, Illinois, forbids bees from flying over the town.
In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife's hair.
In Iowa, it is illegal for a kiss to last more than five minutes.
It is illegal to carry an ice-cream cone in your pocket in Kentucky.
In Washington state, all lollipops are banned.
An unmarried woman may not parachute on Sunday in Florida.
No store in Providence, Rhode Island, is allow to sell a toothbrush on Sunday. But they can sell toothpaste and mouthwash on the Sabbath.
In Atlanta Georgia, it is forbidden to dress a mannequin without first pulling down the window blinds. It is also illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
In Kansas, it is against the law to catch fish with your bare hands.
In Milwaukee, residents must keep pet elephants on a leash while walking them on public streets.
In Atwoodville, Connecticut, it is illegal to play Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
In Muncie, Indiana, it is illegal to carry fishing tackle in a cemetery.
In New York, a fine of $25 may still be levied for flirting. This old law prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking at a woman in that way. A second conviction for this offense requires the offender to wear a pair of racehorse blinders whenever he goes out.
It is illegal to gargle in public in Louisiana.
In Massachusetts, mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
And finally, don't forget that you can be fined up to $500 in Chico California for detonating a nuclear device within the city limits!
WEIRD SEXUAL FACTS
1. More men subscribe to victoria’s secret catalogue than woman do.
2. Men can orgasm via anal penetration because of the close proximity of the anus to the prostate.
3. You can sexually satisfy your cat with a Q-tip.
4. One year more people voted for American Idol than voted for the election of the President of the United States.
5. 70% of men would suck their own penis…60% of those men have tried.
6. the blue whale . it also has the most semen about 2 hundred gallons a shot
7. The most dangerous thing smuggled into a prison in the rectum was a grenade.
8. In prison, the anus is referred to as a Prison Purse.
9. A gay patient was admitted in ER, complaining of rectal pain after receiving a Concrete Enema.
10. A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in the world in relation to its size.
11. the blue whale.has the most semen about 2 hundred gallons a shot
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
The "save" icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards.
The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways. The following sentence contains them all:
"A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means, "the king is dead".
Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
All porcupines float in water.
The airplane Buddy Holly died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)
The only nation whose name begins with an "A", but doesn't end in an "A" is Afghanistan.
If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's Maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
A group of unicorns is called a blessing. Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink." A group of frogs is called an army. A group of rhinos is called a crash. A group of kangaroos is called a mob. A group of whales is called a pod. A group of ravens is called a murder. A group of officers is called a mess. A group of larks is called an exaltation. A group of owls is called a parliament.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
The phrase "sleep tight" derives from the fact that early mattresses were filled with straw and held up with rope stretched across the bedframe. A tight sleep was a comfortable sleep.
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight >floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111=12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. (note: if the rider's head is up the horse's rear, the rider died a politician.)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? -- One thousand
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?-- All were invented by women.
Married men revealed that they change their underwear twice as often as single men.
40% of all people who come to a party in your home snoop in your medicine cabinet.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs
Fun facts about the Human Body:
1. The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that is not attached at both ends
2. The human face has ten different groups of muscles.
3. It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown, but there is disagreement over the total number of muscles in the human face.
4. Human sneezes have been measured at speeds of more than 160km per hour. A sneeze, or ostentation, is a compulsive expulsion of air from the lungs
5. The brain uses one quarter of all the oxygen in the body
6. Approximately 85% of the human brain is made up of water. It contains 100 billion neurons, each of which is connected to 10,000 other neurons. Not even the most powerful of PC’s has as many connections as this ‘human computer’ has
7. The brain uses one quarter of all the oxygen in the body
8. Unborn babies have fingerprints
9. The body’s smallest muscle is just one millimetre long and is inside the middle ear. Its purpose is to support one of the tiny bones inside the ear, called the stirrup.
10. There are 29 human blood groups. The rarest blood group of all is A-H which is a Bombay type blood sub-group. It is confines to just a handful of families and has been found in Japan where extensive studies have been carried out.
11. This strongest muscle in the human body is the masseter. It is situated at the back of the jaw. It is the muscle that allows the chewing of food
12. The hardest part of the human body is the enamel that covers the teeth. An adult human has thirty-two teeth and a child has twenty-eight.