WORLD SEX RECORDS

WORLD SEX RECORDS..
HUMAN SEXUAL PHYSIOLOGY FUN FACTS

1.  THE VAGINA CAN DRINK A GLASS OF WHISKEY AND PLAY A FLUTE.

2. BIGGEST HUMAN PENIS  WAS 14 INCHES ERECT.

3. BIGGEST CLITORIS WAS 12 INCHES

4. WOMEN CAN BE ALLERGIC TO SPERM.

5. HUMAN SPERM WAS FIRST DISCOVERED BY A STUDENT IN 1677.

6. THE FIRST SPERM BACK BEGAN LIFE IN 1964.

7. STEATOPYGY IS THE CONDITION OF LARGE BUTTOCKS.  THE BUTTOCKS CAN BE 2 TO 3 FEET ACROSS.

8. FAMOUS VICTIMS OF VD INCLUDE ABRAHAM LINCOLN, CESAR, CASANOVA, HITLER, AND OSCAR WILDE.

9. SMALLEST HUMAN PENIS WAS 1 INCH LONG AND WAS ONLY 4.75 INCHES ERECT.

10. THE LARGEST BREASTS WEIGHED 52 LBS.

HOW THE XBOX SAVED MY RELATIONSHIP

HOW THE XBOX  360 SAVED MY RELATIONSHIP

    I HAVE HEARD SOME VERY SAD STORIES ABOUT GIRLFRIENDS LEAVING THEIR DUDES BECAUSE THEY PLAY THE XBOX TOO MUCH.   HOWEVER, MY SITUATION IS DIFFERENT. 
    MY GUY HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM.  HE WAS ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT WOULD DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND END UP WAY TOO DRUNK.  AND HE WOULD GET IT IN HIS HEAD THAT HE WAS 8  FEET TALL AND BULLET PROOF. HE WOULD BECOME REALLY VIOLENT. HE WANTED TO FIGHT EVERYONE AND BECAME VERY PARANOID, EVEN TOWARDS ME.  HE IS ONE OF THOSE TYPES THAT DON’T LEARN HIS LESSON EASILY. HE HAS BEEN TO COURT SEVERAL TIMES AND ARRESTED ONE TOO MANY TIMES. BUT THAT STILL DIDN’T CHANGE THE WAY HE DRANK. I KNEW THAT ONE DAY HE  WAS GONNA HAVE TO LEARN THE HARDEST WAY OF THEM ALL, BY ME LEAVING HIM.  AND THAT IS JUST WHAT HAPPENED.
    I LEFT HIM..  I KICKED HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE AND TOLD HIM TO TAKE HIS SHIT AND LEAVE. EVENTUALLY DURING ONE COURT HEARING HE WAS ORDERED TO  TAKE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CLASSES, ALCOHOLIC ANONYMOUS CLASSES , AND HE WAS ORDERED TO STOP DRINKING BECAUSE IF HE WAS FOUND DRUNK OR WITH ALCOHOL IN HIS SYSTEM HE WOULD BE IMMEDIATELY SENT TO JAIL.  THIS WAS A HARD TASK FOR HIM TO ACCOMPLISH BECAUSE IN HIS PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS, HE WAS SO USED TO FIGHTS, ARGUMENTS, DRINKING, PARTYING, AND KICKING IT EXCESSIVELY WITH HIS HOMIES. HE TRIED SO HARD TO DO WHAT HE WAS TOLD, FOR THE SAKE OF HIS FREEDOM AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH ME. 
    IT’S HARD TO QUIT ANY ADDICTION COLD TURKEY.  FROM CIGARETTES, DRINKING OR EVEN EATING TOO MUCH, ALL OF US ARE  ADDICTED TO SOMETHING. AND WHEN YOU ARE BASICALLY FORECED TO STOP DOING WHAT YOU’VE DONE FOR SO LONG, IT MAKES IT TEN TIMES HARDER. I STUCK IT OUT WITH HIM. I WAS WORRIED WHERE HE WAS GOING TO DIVERT HIS EXCESS ENERGY.  HE STARTED TO  SMOKING MORE. HE WAS UP TO TWO PACKS A DAY.  AND THAT WORRIED ME TOO.  I HAD TO THINK OF SOMETHING QUICK FAST THAT WOULD EASE HIM OFF DRINKING HIMSELF  INTO A STUPER.
    WE’RE BOTH BIG GAMERS. (AND MUSIC HEADS.)  SO WHAT COULD I HAVE HIM DO THAT WOULD MAKE IT EASIER FOR HIM TO QUIT DRINKING AND WAS A BIT HEALTHIER THAN SMOKING?  (BECAUSE I KNEW THAT RUNNING A MARATHON WAS OUT OF THE QUESTION!)   SO I BOUGHT HIM SOMETHING THAT I KNEW HE WOULD LOVE. MORE VIDEO GAMES. I NOTICED THAT WHEN HE WAS STRESSED, HE WOULD PLAY GAMES A BIT MORE. SO I ENCOURAGED IT.  NOW WHEN HE IS ANGRY, OR WHEN I AM PISSED, WE TAKE IT OUT ON THE UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS IN THE ONLINE ROOMS OF GHOST RECON: ADVANCED WARFIGHTER.  ALSO AFFECTIONATELY KNOW AS G.R.A.W.   INCREASING THE TIME HE PLAYED ONLINE TOOK HIS MIND OFF THE EVER INCREASING URGES TO DRINK.  WE EVEN INCREASED TIME THAT THE FAM ILY PLAYED TOGETHER. 
    NOW HE IS COMPLETELY FINE.  MY  OVERSION THERAPY WORKED. WE DIDN’T INCREASE THE TIME ON XBOX BY MUCH. MAYBE AN HOUR OR TWO MORE THAN USUAL.  WE ALSO DO FAMILY WALKS TO THE STORE AND PARK.  I’M A CASUAL DRINKER. I LIKE TO HAVE A BEER AFTER WORK OR A SHOT OR TWO.  I HAVE NEVER BEEN THE TYPE TO DRINK TO GET DRUNK. I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. NOW, HE IS LIKE ME. A BEER HERE OR THERE.  AND HIS URGES FOR MORE HAVE DIED. NOW BARBECUES ARE MORE FUN BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BREAKING UP A FIGHT OR GETTING IN AN ARGUMENT BECAUSE HE CAN’T HANDLE HIS LIQUOR.  THINGS ARE A LOT BETTER BETWEEN US. WE HAVE A NEW BABY, NOT TO MENTION THE OTHER KIDS WE HAVE FROM PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS, TO REMIND US THAT THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO LIVE FOR. ……AND THAT’S HOW THE XBOX 360 SAVED MY RELATIONSHIP.

HI, I’M AN ACHIEVEMENT WHORE…..

MY GAMER SCORE MADE ME DO IT!! I CAN’T HELP IT. WHENEVER I GET A NEW GAME, THE FIRST THING I DO IS CHECK OUT WHAT KINDS OF ACHIEVEMENTS THE GAME HAS.  AND AFTER PLAYING THE GAME FOR A WHILE, I DO WHAT EVERY GAMER SHOULD I DO…. I GO ONLINE OR SEARCH THROUGH A MAG FRANTICLY  TO SEE HOW I CAN GET THOSE EVERY ELUSIVE SECRET ACHIEVEMENTS. DOES THAT MAKE ME AN ACHIEVEMENT WHORE? MOST DEF!! DOES THAT MAKE ME A CHEATER? HELL NO!!  NO ONE SHOULD EVER FEEL THAT WAY EITHER. SOMETIMES A SECRET ACHIEVEMENT IS AS SIMPLE AS DISOBEYING AN ORDER A GUARD HAS GIVEN YOU (HALF LIFE 2) OR CREATING A MALE/FEMALE ROCKER (GUITAR HERO WORLD TOUR).  THEY CAN ALSO BE VERY COMPLICATED. THAT’S WHY I DO TRULY RECOMMEND GOING ONLINE AND RESEARCHING THE GAME YOU ARE TRYING TO GET THE COMPLETE GAMERSCORE FOR. MORE KNOWLEDGE NEVER HURT ANYONE, RIGHT?   THAT’S WHY THEY HAVE WEBSITES LIKE WWW.XBOX360A.ORG . IT’S A WEBSITE THAT HAS ALMOST EVERY GAME AVAILABLE FOR YOUR XBOX 360, RETAIL GAMES AND LIVE ARCADE.   THEY ALSO SHOW YOU HOW TO ATTAIN THE ACHIEVEMENTS AVAILABLE FOR THE GAME YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR WITH THEIR HANDY DANDY GUIDES.  INCLUDING THE SECRET ACHIEVEMENTS.  AND WHAT ALSO ROCKS ABOUT THAT WEBSITE IS THAT YOU CAN SEND IN INFORMATION TO HELP KEEP THE DATEBASE CURRENT.  IT’S THE ONLY SITE I GOT TO WHEN I’M LOOKING FOR MORE GAMER SCORE.
AS ALWAYS, LOOK FOR ME ONLINE!!  I’LL BE THE ONE WITH THE MILLION GAMER POINTS AND EVERY ACHIEVEMNT UNLOCKED…..  OK I’M LYING. I SAID I WAS AN ACHIEVEMNT WHORE, BUT I NEVER SAID I WAS A HONEST ONE!!!! LOL

LOVE ALWAYS,

CS

TRIPPING WITH THE GREEN FAIRY

TRIPPING WITH THE GREEN FAIRY… ABSINTHE

***THIS HOLIDAY SEASON ARE YOU LOOKING TO ADD SOME SPICE TO YOUR PARTY??   GET A COUPLE OF FRIENDS TOGETHER WHO APPRECIATE ODD LIQUORS AND BUY YOURSELVES A BOTTLE OF ABSINTHE.***
 
    ABSINTHE WAS BANNED IN THE UNITED STATES IN 1912 BECAUSE IT WAS BELIEVE TO MAKE YOU  HALLUCINATE.  IT RECENTLY BECAME LEGAL TO “TRIP WITH THE GREEN FAIRY”.  ABSINTHE IS MADE FROM WORMWOOD WHICH IS TO BLAME FOR THE HALLUCINATIONS.  JOHNNY DEPP , MARILYN MANSON, AND EMINEM ARE SOME FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO DRINK ABSINTHE.  THE DRINK ITSELF ALSO DATES BACK TO THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN TIMES.  IT WAS ALSO USED IN FRANCE FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES. MANY ARTISTS, POETS AND PLAYWRITES HAVE USED ABSINTHE TO RELEASE THEIR MINDS AND BECOME MORE CREATIVE.  VAN GOGH, PICASSO, MANET, ALL PAINTED ABSINTHE AS THE SUBJECT OF THEIR PICTURES.  IT IS ALSO RUMORED THAT VAN GOGH CUT HIS EAR OFF BECAUSE OF THE EMERALD COLORED DRINK. 

ABSINTHE WAS BANNED IN THE UNITED STATES  NOT REALLY BECAUSE OF ITS “EVIL” SIDE, IF YOU WILL,  BUT BECAUSE OF THE TROUBLES IT WAS CAUSING FINANCIALLY FOR THE VINYARDS.  VINYARDS AND WINERIES WERE TRYNG TO RECOVER AFTER A DEVASTATION OF  PHYLLOXERA, BUT BY THAT TIME MOST PEOPLE WERE DRINKING ABSINTHE.    ABSINTHE  BEGAN TO GET A BAD RAP.  (OR AT LEAST IT WAS PORTRAYED THAT WAY.)    WHEN A FARMER GOT REALLY DRUNK OFF OF WINE, HARD LIQOURS AND  ABSINTHE THEN SHOT HIS FAMILY, THE MEDIA WAS ALL TOO READY TO BLAME ABSINTHE FOR THE DOWNFALL.  MANY CONTRIES NEVER BANNED ABSINTHE.   IN FACT, MANY TOURISTS FLOCK TO THESE COUNTRIES TO PARTAKE IN THE DRINKING AMONG FRIENDS AND FAMILY.  COUNTRIES LIKE UNITED KINGDOM, CANADA, AND CZECH REPUBLIC. 

THERE ARE SEVERAL TYPES OF ABSINTHE. SOME ARE GREEN  AND  SOME ARE CLEAR.  IT IS MAINLY CLASSIFIED BY ALCOHOL CONTENT AND QUALITY.  THE SCALE IS AS FOLLOWS:  ORDINAIRE, DEMI-FINE, FINE, SUPEREURE, AND SUISSE.    SUPEREURE AND SUISSE ARE OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY. AS WITH ANY OTHER ALCHOL, PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY AND ALWAYS IN MODERATION.  YOU  CAN PURCHASE ABSINTHE AT YOUR LOCAL LIQUOR STORE.  PRICES RANGE BY QUALITY OF COURSE.   ABSINTHE IS PRETTY BITER IN TASTE. SO HERBAL EXTRACTS AND SUGAR ARE USUALLY ADDED.   A SLOTTED SPOON IS PLACED OVER THE SMALL ABSINTHE SHOT GLASS AND THE DRINK IS THEN POUR SLOWLY OVER A SUGAR CUBE TO MELT IT AS IT GOES INTO THE GLASS.   ABSINTHE GLASS AND SPOON SETS CAN ALSO BE PURCHASED TO PERSONALIZED THE EXPERIENCE,

WELL THERE YOU GO. HOPE I SHED SOME LIGHT ON AN UNFAMILIAR SUBJECT. I’VE GIVEN YOU ALL THE BASICS.   AND NOW IT IS YOUR JOB TO TRY SOMETHING NEW WITH SOME LOVED ONES. 

LOVE ALWAYS,

CS

Serial Killers/Unsolved Murders

I’ve been researching lots of unsolved cases and serial killers a lot lately. Actually it’s sort of something that interests me a lot. The mind of a serial killer is quite intriguing. What makes them tick? There are a lot of questions. Like, what makes a person plan riddles and clues then kidnap people and hold them as slaves or just murder them?  It’s a question for psychologists around the world. So I’ve decided to post up some interesting case studies I’ve collected or came across. I hope you enjoy.

 

Love Always

Opportunity

WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES ANOTHER DOOR OPENS. IT’S ALWAYS AMAZING WHEN THINGS SEEM TO BE TOO MUCH, THERE IS ALWAYS SOME SORT OF LIGHT. THERE HAS BEEN SO MUCH STRESS AROUND ME LATELY. BUT I HAVE BEEN MANAGING TO DEAL WITH IT THE BEST I CAN.

Anxiety

There are a lot of times where we feel very anxious. I personally get really anxious when I’m in a huge crowd. I’m not agoraphobic or anything, it’s just that large crowds make it too easy for things to happen. Like kidnapping, muggings, pick pockets, etc. Plus I can’t help but to imagine that horrible disaster scenario . You know that one that starts off at the beginning just after finding out that shit has popped off. All of a sudden the mob runs towards the nearest exit. People get trampled, and lots of other horrible things. Makes me shutter just thinking about it.

I find myself to be the most anxious while waiting at the doctor’s office. It really doesn’t matter what I’m there for, whether it’s something small like a routine flu shot, or something serious like surgery. After you register, you sit in the front office next to either that disturbingly sick old lady or that kid that coughs on everything and all the parent does is watch. I always wonder if that’s how the T-virus is going to spread. I’ve watched a lot of horror movies, all of them have that one doctor scene where there is someone who is infected is sitting in the waiting room, coughing, until they fall out and die, covered with those tell-tale lesions.  And that has got to be one of my worse fears, to be quarantined. I already know that I’m not going to take the situation well either. The government is going to tell you immediately that you will most likely die because they want you to remain calm so you don’t freak everyone out and cause a scene or a riot. But once those guys in the Haz-mat suits show up, you can bet that you’re fucked.  I guess you can say that I’m a little paranoid. I don’t want to end up in a quarantine and not know why or if I’m going to die or not knowing anything at all.

I think my anxiety got worse after I became an adult. Most likely because of all the stuff I’ve seen either on online or in the news. The more you know the more terrifying the world around you becomes. So I just stay in my house prepared for emergencies. I’m not kidding. After moving here and being greeted by the Quake of ‘89, I’ve learned to keep a GREAT emergency kit on hand. I’ve even got a stake in case of vampires and I’ve been reading a ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE.  Now that I say it out loud, it does seem a little silly. I still wouldn’t want to take any chances. LOL. I supposed my anxiety and paranoia are linked, but is that true for everyone? Does anxiety and paranoia go hand in hand? Can you have one and not the other? I’ll never know because all the people I know either had anxiety and developed paranoia or vice versa. I guess I will have to save that question for my therapist. In the meantime, I will be sitting in my crib enjoying my nice, peaceful environment, stocked with food and entertainment….. and well prepared for disasters… (Including the paranormal kind.)

Love Always.