I really love eating!

House guests

Its always nice to have guest come over. But with me i'm a planner. So if my houseguest is set to stay until a certain time, then he or she needs to leave at that time. I get anxious when ppl over stay their welcome and i try to be as polite as possible but some people just dont take the hint! Lol. And what they dont understand is that i'm like that to everyone. If u say you're leaving at five on the dot then i make plans for after the guest leaves. Whether its a movie with the kids or shopping, it doesnt matter. By staying passed ur leaving date or time you throw my schedule off. And for someone with ocd, it makes us terribly anxious. For me my house is my temple, my safe haven and when its time for you to go then just leave! I can understand flat tires or things like that but shit u can control and u mess up on drives me insane! Things like you not having a ride, not having bus money, or you waiting until the last minute and missing your bus! Most of it is poor planning!

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SHROOMS (2007) MOVIE REVIEW *NO SPOILER*

SHROOMS MOVIE REVIEW

 

A GROUP OF COLLEGE KIDS VENTURE TO IRELAND TO SEE A FRIEND AND TO GET WASTED OFF SUPPOSEDLY REALLY GOOD SHROOMS. IT’S A CHANCE FOR THEM TO ESCAPE SCHOOL FOR A WHILE AND TRY SOMETHING NEW.

ONCE THEY ARRIVE IN IRELAND THEY HOOK UP WITH THEIR OTHER FRIEND AND TOUR GUIDE. HE TAKES THEM TO THEIR CAMPSITE AND, AFTER THEY SET UP, THEY GO TO THE FOREST TO LOOK FOR THE ELUSIVE MUSHROOM THAT IS SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM THE TRIP OF A LIFETIME. LATER THAT NIGHT THE TOURGUIDE/FRIEND STARTS TO PREPARE THE MUSHROOMS OVER THE CAMPFIRE. THE GROUP DECIDES THAT THEY NEED SOME SCARY STORIES TO COMPLETE THE MOOD. THAT’S WHEN HE STARTS TO TELL THE TALE OF THE EVIL SCHOOL WITH THE TEACHERS THAT WERE ACTUALLY SADISTS WHO TORTURED AND MUDERDED THE SCHOOL CHILDREN. THE RUMOR HAS IT THAT ONE OF THE CHILDREN AT THE SCHOOL TOOK REVENGE ON THE TEACHERS BY LACING THEIR FOOD WITH A HUGE AMOUNT OF THE LEGENDARY MUSHROOMS. THE TEACHERS WENT CRAZY AND MURDERED THE SCHOOL CHILDREN. ONLY THREE PEOPLE SURVIVED THE MASSACRE. AND IT WAS BELIEVED THAT THEY ROAM THE FORREST TERRORIZING UNSUSPECTING CAMPERS OR HIKERS.

THE ACTION STARTS LATER THAT NIGHT WHEN OUT OF ANGER AND FRUSTRATION, ONE OF GROUP MEMBERS TAKES A LARGE DOSE OF THE MUSHROOM MIXTURE AND ENDS UP TRIPPING HARD IN THE WOODS. HE FIRST ENCOUNTERS A NAKED WOMAN, A TALKING COW, AND WHAT HE THINKS IS HORNY WOMEN IN A CAR.  HE SOON DISCOVERS THAT HE IS NOT ALONE IN THE FOREST. AS HE CLIMAXES WHILE RECEIVING ORAL SEX FROM AN UNSEEN ENTITY, THINGS GET SCARY AND WEIRD REAL FAST!

I REALLY LOVED THIS MOVIE. YOU INSTANTLY LIKE THE CHARACTERS. EVEN IF THEY ARE THE TOKEN AND STEREOTYPICAL CHARACTERS. THERE’S THE JOCK, THE BITCH, THE STONER, THE UNSHAVEN NATURE CHICK, THE SWEETHEART HEROINE, AND THE SWEETHEART’S SUPER HOTTIE. EACH ACTOR PLAYED THEIR PART GREAT, AND WAS CHEEZY AT THE RIGHT TMES. I ALSO LIKED THE LEGEND OR THE MYTH THAT IS THE CATALYST TO THE STORY. EVEN THOUGH IT STARTS OFF AS MANY HORROR MOVIES DO, WITH THE HORNY COLLEGE KIDS CAMPING IN THE WOODS DOING DRUGS, IT TAKES THE DRUGS ASPECT AND RUNS WITH IT AND GIVES YOU SOMETHING ELSE TO WONDER ABOUT. YOU WONDER IF IT’S A BIG ACID TRIP FOR THEM OR IF THEY ARE REALLY BEING TERRORIZED BY A SADISTIC CHILD TORTURER OR ONE OF THE TORTURER’S VICTIMS.

THE ENDING CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. AND I THANK THEM FOR IT. IT’S NICE TO HAVE EN ENDING THAT YOU REALLY CAN’T PREDICT. ALTHOUGH DURING THE COURSE OF THE MOVIE , SEVERAL POSSIBILITIES OF HOW IT’S GOING TO END OR WHO THE KILLER IS DOES PASS THROUGH YOUR HEAD. I WAS REALLY PLEASED. I DON’T THINK THERE COULD BE OR EVEN SHOULD BE A PART TWO. BUT I REALLY DID ENJOY THIS MOVIE. I RECOMMEND  WATCHING IT SOBER FIRST. AND THEN WATCHING IT HIGH. LOL JUST KIDDING…. OR AM I?

 

LOVE ALWAYS!

COMMERCIALS

AND SO BEGINS MY LATE NIGHT…. IT’S ALREADY AFTER 1 IN THE MORNING AND I’M SITTING ON THE COUCH WATCHING TERMINATOR:SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES. THE KIDS ARE AWAKE, I CAN HEAR THEM MOVING AROUND. I’M GLAD I GOT NETFLIX AND THE INTERNET BECAUSE I HONESTLY DON’T KNOW WHAT I DO DURING MY LATE NIGHTS. LOL PROBABLY DRUGS. LMFAO.

    OK SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT ADVERTISING. ACTUALLY I WAS TRYING TO CREATE DIFFERENT JINGLE FOR ALREADY ESTABLISHED PRODUCTS. NONE OF THEM WERE REALLY GOOD, MOSTLY CHEEZY. LIKE WASH AWAY YOUR STAINS WITH TIDE. LOL I’M SORRY BUT IT’S SOMETHING I DO. WHEN YOU ARE STUCK WATCHING A MILLION INFORMERCIALS MIXED IN WITH REGULAR COMMERCIALS, YOU START TO THINK THAT YOU CAN POSSIBLY DO BETTER. IN EUROPE, THEIR COMMERCIALS ARE SO MUCH WEIRDER AND A BIT MORE INTERESTING. IN MEXICO IN SEEMS ALMOST ALL OF THEIR COMMERICALS HAVE NAKED WOMEN. HOWEVER, IN COMPARISON, I THINK THAT THE JAPANESE AND CHINESE HAVE THE MOST INTERESTING COMMERCIALS. I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN ASIAN COMMERCIAL?  THERE IS KUNG FU, COLORS,  FACES SHOWING TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT, AND AMERICAN CELEBRITIES PUT IN WEIRD POSITIONS OR FUNNY SITUATIONS, LIKE BEING SUPER HEROES. I LOVE IT. I GUESS YOU GOTTA HAVE SUPER AWESOME COMMERCIALS WHEN YOU HAVE WEIRD PRODUCTS LIKE OCTOPUS JELLY FRUIT ROLL UPS. OR EVEN SHRIMP CHIPS. (HEY, I’M NOT JUDGING THESE PRODUCTS. I’VE NEVER TASTED THEM, I’M JUST SAYING THAT THEY AREN’T MY FAVORITE SNACK.)

WHY DO THEY CALL THEM INFOMERCIALS? I DON’T REALLY FIND THEM INFORMATION FILLED. IN MY OPINION IF YOUR GONNA CALL YOURSELF AN INFORMERCIAL, IT SHOULD CONTAIN SOME IMPORTANT INFORMATION. LIKE MATH PROBLEMS OR HAPPENINGS FROM AMERICAN HISTORY. ALL THEY DO IS TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE FAT BUT BUYING THEIR PRODUCT WILL MAKE YOU LESS FAT. YOU’RE STUPID BUT THEIR PRODUCT WILL MAKE YOU LESS STUPID. YOU’RE NOT CREATIVE BUT THEIR PRODUCT WILL MAKE YOU MORE CREATIVE. I’M STARTING TO GET OFFENDED!! LOL AND THE THING THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY IS AFTER THEY TELL YOU THE GLORIOUS PRICE THEY ALWAYS SLIP IN “SHIPPING AND HANDLING”. WHY DO THEY CHARGE FOR THAT? I MEAN SERIOUSLY IT’S NOT LIKE THEY ARE  GENTLY WRAPPING YOUR ITEMS IN THE BEST CARDBOARD BOXES AND THAT BLIND ORPHAN CHILDREN ARE GENTLY PLACING YOUR OBJECTS IN THEIR BOXES. LET’S BE REAL, IT’S PROBABLY SOME IMMIGRANT IN A FACTORY WHAREHOUSE SNATCHING YOUR ITEMS OFF AN ASSEMBLY LINE AND CHUCKING IT INTO THE BOX. AND IF I’M BEING CHARGE FOR “SHIPPING” WHY DOES IT TAKE 6 WEEKS TO DELIVER MY ITEM? I MEAN DAMN, REGULAR MAIL DOESN’T EVEN TAKE THAT LONG TO DELIVER A PACKAGE. THEY ARE RIPPING US OFF.

THERE IS NO REAL ESCAPE FROM COMMERCIALS ON TV. AND I ADMIT SOME OF THEM ARE QUITE FUN, BUT MOST OF THEM DRIVE ME INSANE AS THEY ARE REPETITIVE AND ANNOYING. SO I WATCH MOST TV ONLINE WHERE THERE ARE LITTLE OR NO COMMERCIAL BREAKS. I MEAN, FUCK IT, IF I’M GONNA BE UP ALL NIGHT I WANT TO FIGHT IN AS MUCH TV AS I POSSIBLY CAN.

LOVE ALWAYS